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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 9 2006, 01:57 AM (79 Views) | |
| Syphon Knight | Aug 9 2006, 01:57 AM Post #1 |
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They were discussing hoaxes and conspiracies in the government this morning. One of them was about Al Gore, drinking water, and global warming. "They" say there really is no global warming. In actuality, Gore himself is responsible for the "melting" of the ice caps. He's breaking off icebergs from the polar caps, melting them down, filtering the water, and selling bottled drinking water to third world countries and humanity organizations for big bucks. He's also poisoning natural drinking water around the globe and blaming it on the republicans and their less-than-strict laws on pollution to increase demand. Working in conjunction with a secret sector of Poland Springs water (codenamed "Polar Springs"), Gore is using the immense amounts of profit to fund his next bid for office. His constant denial to run again for the presidency is just a ruse and further proves this theory. I roffled.
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| Vicas | Aug 9 2006, 01:58 AM Post #2 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Of course! It all makes sense now! |
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| iammax | Aug 9 2006, 02:00 AM Post #3 |
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He's not using the funds to...fund his next run. He's using it to hunt MANBEARPIG! |
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| Floopipoo | Aug 9 2006, 02:02 AM Post #4 |
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Painting the world the way you want it [:
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:orly: |
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| Enix | Aug 9 2006, 02:04 AM Post #5 |
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<> Fate/Stay Night <> ~Fan~
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I so saw that coming. xD |
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| Kinkajou | Aug 9 2006, 02:04 AM Post #6 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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Needs more Invisible Pink Unicorn. |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Gigs | Aug 9 2006, 02:05 AM Post #7 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Come on guys, Max is being super-cereal here! |
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| skullmagic2 | Aug 9 2006, 02:09 AM Post #8 |
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I'm not the admin FEABL needs. I'm the one it deserves.
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...we should help him. I feel kinda sorry for him because he has no friends. |
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| Vicas | Aug 9 2006, 03:49 AM Post #9 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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He just wants you to think he has no friends, skull. |
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| Wolt | Aug 9 2006, 03:55 AM Post #10 |
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The official Archer of FEABL.
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Well everything is clear now. I think we are all his friends somehow, even if we aren't. Now that is cerialous. |
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| Kochipahk | Aug 9 2006, 04:14 AM Post #11 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Damn, you guys beat me to all the damn jokes. I'm being totally cereal here. |
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The heart, it beats for blood. http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925 http://www.facebook.com/rileyne http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk | |
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| Zap | Aug 9 2006, 04:35 AM Post #12 |
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yeah
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Nah. Al Gore won't run for president again, because he supports Bob Dole. Bob Dole appreciates your support. Bob Dole, Bob Dole. |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Wolt | Aug 9 2006, 04:52 AM Post #13 |
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The official Archer of FEABL.
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Bob Dole can shove it, we don't give a ****. Cereal for pres! Fight the opresers! |
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| Kochipahk | Aug 9 2006, 05:05 AM Post #14 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Just as long as we catch Manbearpig, everything will be okay. And be sure not to eat the fake treasure. |
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The heart, it beats for blood. http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925 http://www.facebook.com/rileyne http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk | |
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| iammax | Aug 9 2006, 05:36 AM Post #15 |
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EXCELSIOR! |
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