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What's the password?

scottish batman


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Or, in an incredibly crazy turn of events, Chrono is really the GF, and he got ike lynched to throw suspicioun off of him. That's probably really unlikely though
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

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[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
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imagine if this guy was batman

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the joker would have to SEND THE IRISH (harvey dent costs money)
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help me im become weeaboo

give em the boot

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lol @ blog update

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Today's update will be live...
December 16, 2009 - TF2 Team

...in about an hour. Thanks for your patience.
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THE END IS NEAR

Remaining weapons (except secret one, natch) and achievements announced.

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Crockets Are Such B.S.
Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

New best achievement ever.
Edited by Walliard, Dec 17 2009, 05:16 AM.
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I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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Shorn Connery
Decapitate a cloaked Spy.
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Also, I was hopeing Frags of our Fathers (1000 Soldier kills) would be called Beat the Crap out of Every Single One, but I guess they had enough of MtT references after the Sniper update.
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Walliard
Dec 17 2009, 05:22 AM
Also, I was hopeing Frags of our Fathers (1000 Soldier kills) would be called Beat the Crap out of Every Single One, but I guess they had enough of MtT references after the Sniper update.
But...but... look at Bolkian! Meet the Soldier is amazing!
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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Dec 17 2009, 05:22 AM
Also, I was hopeing Frags of our Fathers (1000 Soldier kills) would be called Beat the Crap out of Every Single One, but I guess they had enough of MtT references after the Sniper update.
That woulda been awesome.
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I keep seeing grenade launcher in the list of demo achievements and don't really think its anywhere close to a pipe bomb...4th weapon maybe? (Could act like the rocket launcher perhaps?)
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it seems just like the pill launcher to me.
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Yeah, grenade launcher's the weapon the Demo has always had. Obviously the fourth weapon won't be in any of the achievements because they don't know yet who'll be getting it.
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I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

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I'm sure they know. They just don't want us to riot after we learn that THE WAR IS A LIE
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Or they will fudge the numbers into a tie, or the loser will get it some months later, etc.
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Whatever happens, I don't think it'll be as simple as "X got more kills, here's the weapon, now it's over"
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i dunno mang soldier has an achieve for fragging someone with a nade mang is that a tauntkill mang
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Dec 17 2009, 06:54 AM
i dunno mang soldier has an achieve for fragging someone with a nade mang is that a tauntkill mang
yeah, the pickaxe taunt
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What's the password?

Walliard
Dec 17 2009, 05:13 AM
THE END IS NEAR

Remaining weapons (except secret one, natch) and achievements announced.

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Crockets Are Such B.S.
Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

New best achievement ever.
yep
Posted Image- "Okay, there's this Psycho Death Cult that's after me..." (Dizzy, level 11) - ON PERMANENT OC -- feel free to PM Challenge -- skills on preferred

If you buy games here, I get play money to buy games with. It's a win win! (For me)
Stupid poll things

Rion and Rianne converse

Characters and Banners

Thankee to Shade for the banners.
(Click them to go to the profiles)

Sig things by Shade and Fish, and much props go to them. Dizzy's sprite by Vicas.
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Dark
one day before my mafia won Round 6
Or, in an incredibly crazy turn of events, Chrono is really the GF, and he got ike lynched to throw suspicioun off of him. That's probably really unlikely though
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*uses Draco Meteor*

I assume that the special item is either going to be something silly, on the order of Bonk! or Sandvich, or just something cosmetic. I just don't think it'll be a full-blown weapon, given how absurdly difficult it would be to balance a weapon that will go to only one of two classes, giving the one that wins an entire extra weapon over every other class.
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor

[22:15] Adder: I can swallow now!
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Something that lowers self-damage from Rockets/Stickies (Targe replaces Sticky and lol pill jumping, so it seems logical)
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Pretend I put something witty here.

imo

"fourth weapon" is a ruse to get the class-spam over with before the update comes

whether this would work or not is another matter altogether
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iammax
Dec 17 2009, 03:20 PM
Targe replaces Sticky
Targe replaces nade launcher, hence the SR.

Also, I had a dream about getting the Crockets achievement last night.
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The targe replaces your tried-and-true sticky bomb launcher
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The fourth weapon was either somehow designed for both classes and there will somehow be a draw, was intended for one and Valve are screwing with the numbers to build suspense, or is a joke item of some sort. That's my take on it, anyway. Personally, I'm hoping for it to be a tower of hats.
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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New update.

You heard right As of noon PST today, the Demoman/Soldier WAR! is over. The score is, as of this writing:

Demoman Killed: 6,323,921

Dead Soldiers: 6,298,465

It all comes down to this. I'd give you a motivational speech right now, but the time you wasted reading it would be less time you spent making a difference on the battlefield. Go ahead and break the bad news to your grandfather: YOU are officially now the greatest generation.
Edited by iammax, Dec 17 2009, 05:30 PM.
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iammax
Dec 17 2009, 05:27 PM

The targe replaces your tried-and-true sticky bomb launcher
...huh. No alt nade launcher, then. Or else DUAL-WIELDING WINBOMBS.
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When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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I REALLY doubt that the scottish resistance replaces nade launcher. That would be really dumb.
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*uses Draco Meteor*

SR replaces the sticky launcher. Jarate and Razorback replace SMG, it'd be nothing unique at all.
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Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor
Draco Meteor

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fine china platesman

Razorback's secret identity.

Also, DAT VALVE TIME results will be up later when the update goes live.
Edited by Walliard, Dec 17 2009, 06:33 PM.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

OH GOD

THE SUSPESE IS flippin' ILLING ME
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RET-CON!

http://www.teamfortress.com/demoman.htm

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Word of his proficiency with explosives spread, and it was not long before Crypt Grammar received two visitors: Demoman's real parents, who lovingly explained that all Demomen are abandoned at birth until their skills manifest themselves, a longstanding, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the Highland Demolition Men. His unhappy childhood had ended. But his training had just begun.
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I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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HELLO EVERYBODY

but that's not a retcon unless it had been mentioned before that his real parents were dead or something
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Pretend I put something witty here.

I thought his parents had both died as a result of his attempt on the Loch Ness Monster, Though I heard that one ages ago. >_>

EDIT: doh right

it was his adoptive parents

i remember now
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Okay, technically not a retcon. I just felt like being dramatic.
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It is a retcon, it used to say "Natural Parents"
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Dec 17 2009, 07:03 PM
Okay, technically not a retcon. I just felt like being dramatic.
and i felt like being pedantic

everyone wins
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Imo the demoman had the scottish resistance all along, there are 16 stickies in the meet the demo video. *shot for copypasta*
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

As I understand it, the targe works like the razorback in that you won't actually ever select it. It also changes your alt fire from "detonate stickies" to "chaaaaaarg", meaning that you cannot have both weapons
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Challenges open if I'm around, though you'd better be prepared to stat, 'cause I'm lazy.

My theme, according to the Mooney one.
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iammax
Dec 17 2009, 07:08 PM
It is a retcon, it used to say "Natural Parents"
No, it was always Adoptive.

@KJ:
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The Targe Charge
Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.
Seems likely it's equippable, but you're right about the mutual exclusivity with stickies.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Or you bash as you make contact with whoever you're charging against, no?
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It was definitely natural.
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my speculative guess: you can charge with right click no matter what weapon is out but you shield bash if you actually have the targe out while you do it
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Hmm, his trading card says natural, but I'm sure the movie page said something about them being adoptive before now, since I've always been wondering what happened to his real parents.

Also, http://store.steampowered.com/app/997/ says adoptive, but hasn't been updated with the new paragraph.
Edited by Walliard, Dec 17 2009, 09:16 PM.
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I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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MANIAC

YOU MANIAC
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If you buy games here, I get play money to buy games with. It's a win win! (For me)
Stupid poll things

Rion and Rianne converse

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Thankee to Shade for the banners.
(Click them to go to the profiles)

Sig things by Shade and Fish, and much props go to them. Dizzy's sprite by Vicas.
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Or, in an incredibly crazy turn of events, Chrono is really the GF, and he got ike lynched to throw suspicioun off of him. That's probably really unlikely though
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Movie page also said natural before.
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HELLO EVERYBODY

iammax
Dec 17 2009, 09:46 PM
Movie page also said natural before.
i don't believe you
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tf2wiki's history for the demo page indicates it was always "original set of adoptive parents"
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
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tiff is updating

what is the update, i do not know
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Able Body Labor 200 yeah soldier won
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

pfft

still have a claymore
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yeeeeess

yay new ctf map
boo soldier win
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Scout

The Sandman now only stuns on a max range hit (when you hear the cheering)

All shorter hits now force the enemy into the thirdperson fleeing state (also removed the damage reduction on them)
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The two "new" songs are flippin' awesome.
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I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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Don't worry guys, I got a good price for selling you out

Anyone up for a game now?
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Posted ImageEvander, level 7 Pegasus Knight Posted ImageMors, level 8 Brigand

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SabreCut
Dec 17 2009, 11:55 PM
Anyone up for a game now?
If I can get this "server is enforcing consistency for water_dx80.pcf" error sorted out, why not?
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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"Scotland is not a real country! You are an englishman wearing a dress!" HHAHAHAH I LOVE SOLDIER
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What the hell?

Soldier to Sniper: You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins

...LOL
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Demoman to Pyro: "Go Home Lassie, MEN are fighting here!" :O

ALso: "Go to Hell, and tell the Devil I"m coming for him NEXT'
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hey BIG MAN

way to CRASH MY TF2
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Drop system is crapping out weapons.

Get them while it lasts.
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I'm not getting anything.

Sadness.
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HELLO EVERYBODY

lag is also being crapped out
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be wary of amazing chest

I think I'll wait a bit before I play again, some weird-ass fine china plates is going down.
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Direct Hit is amazing.
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the item spam seems to have stopped

and i didn't even get a hat >:(
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Fresh as the first day of Spring!

Kiwi only gets hats for classes he doesn't play much.
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CAMERABEARD FRIG YEAH
EYELANDER FRIG YEAH

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I got a Targe. :-/
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iammax
Dec 18 2009, 04:42 AM
I got a Targe. :-/
i was playing around with it earlier on arena

even if you don't have eyelander yet, charging dudes and criting them with your bottle is SO fun
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Personally I'd rather have stickies or SR
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Fresh as the first day of Spring!

Kiwi would rather have the afro then the one demoman hat he got. Kiwi's mostly annoyed that the hats he's gotten aren't for his most played classes.

Kiwi's played (since he's cleared his stats) 2 minutes as demo man.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

at least you jerks have hats

i only got the scottish resistance ):
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help me im become weeaboo

i love the equalizer

it's so bad
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Kiwi doubts he'd ever use the Banner except in special circumstances.

Or when Kiwi gets much better with the Direct Hit.
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I didn't even get a camera beard. :-/
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Dec 18 2009, 10:07 AM
i love the equalizer

it's so bad
i agree with the first half of this post

running around at high speed and just hacking at dudes is fun
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Gigs
Dec 18 2009, 12:19 PM
Moonlight
Dec 18 2009, 10:07 AM
i love the equalizer

it's so bad
i agree with the first half of this post

running around at high speed and just hacking at dudes is fun
bad as in badass

like, there would be this soldier and medic and i run past the soldier and hack the medic

i performed than manuver like 5 times today
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spyspensers

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choose spy for class

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become a winner
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Equalizer is amusing on CtF maps. >_>
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equalizer is amusing
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help me im become weeaboo

too bad it wasn't the texas tengallon!

also, the targe and eyelander are pretty awesome
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*uses Draco Meteor*

Got a camera beard, achievement whored my way up to Direct Hit, Eyelander, Scottish Resistance (which needs a quick double click option that blows up all your stickies regardless of sight lines). and Equalizer.

As it stands, Direct Hit and Equalizer are pretty awesome. Equalizer obsoletes Shovel, DH is pretty close to obsoleting the standard Rocket Lawnchair (rocket jumps become less usable with DH). Eyelander beats bottle, imo. +25 HP isn't worth not having the ability to speed up. Once you get one kill with it, the Eyelander is just a lot better.
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I think the Targe is way overrated.


Unfortunately, my friend is home from his boarding school, so I can't use his account anymore, and mine is STILL frozen. However I finally got a letter from my bank saying what I need to show them, so I'll probably be up soon.
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Don't worry guys, I got a good price for selling you out

Equaliser is so damn awesome. I've pick axed many people to death in the short time I've had it and it's still fun.
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Both new melee weapons are pretty awesome, and neither has that big of a downside. There's no point to the normal shovel, and the Equalizer's benefit is a double edged sword for obvious reasons. The -25 health is kind of important, but it's not that hard to get a kill with the Eyelander, and then you're on a roll. I'm looking forward to whenever someone makes another drunken flying Demoman video, but with the Eyelander.
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Of the two, the eyelander is superior. It's not hard to get a kill at all, especially if you've doublestacked with the Targe.

No healing can be pretty deadly for the equalizer-wielding soldier...but then again, he could use a good uber/kritz, right? And the thing is frigging devastating at low health...


(I don't actually know if you can uber or kritz and equalisoldier)
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A lot of the time, I just switch to Equalizer to get extra speed for retreating. Even when you're moving at near-Scout speeds and doing >150 damage a hit, you'll still die really easily, so it's kind of weak against multiple people. Eyelander + Targe Demo, however, doesn't have that weakness. Losing stickybombs is a big deal, though - I'm not sure what my preferred loadout will be for Demo, though I think I'll switch between DH and RL for Soldier fairly frequently.
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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Chrono
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I think I will stick with the direct hit, since i've never got the hang of the normal rocket launcher.


As for demo, tough to say...Eyelander will probably be a constant, but I can't decide for the others. Hm.
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Sig things by Shade and Fish, and much props go to them. Dizzy's sprite by Vicas.
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Or, in an incredibly crazy turn of events, Chrono is really the GF, and he got ike lynched to throw suspicioun off of him. That's probably really unlikely though
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well, if an equalizer soldier needs healing, he can just swap to another weapon <_<
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Gigs
Dec 19 2009, 08:22 PM
well, if an equalizer soldier needs healing, he can just swap to another weapon <_<
pretty sure it blocks healing wholesale if you're carrying it

i was trying to heal a soldier with a rocket launcher out, and was told by the game i could not
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If you buy games here, I get play money to buy games with. It's a win win! (For me)
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Rion and Rianne converse

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Sig things by Shade and Fish, and much props go to them. Dizzy's sprite by Vicas.
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Or, in an incredibly crazy turn of events, Chrono is really the GF, and he got ike lynched to throw suspicioun off of him. That's probably really unlikely though
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