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| Topic Started: Aug 3 2008, 02:51 AM (364 Views) | |
| Electacruel Vicas | Aug 3 2008, 02:51 AM Post #1 |
Bow, humans
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Isn't blasphemy fun? Name: Jesus Christ Class: Wyvern Rider Gender: Male Affinity: Light Level: 6 Age: Old Appearance/Story: Go read the Bible. After he went back home, he decided to go to another dimension to have some fun. Being one world's Messiah takes a lot out of you. Especially the dying part. Since killing everything with god powers would be no fun, he once again took human form, giving himself limited powers, including strength and the ability to communicate with lizards and make them grow really large (Why? Because he's always had an affinity for lizards that he never could explain).  Battle Record: 7-5 Wins: Brannan, XEQ (x6) Losses: Ezra, Lilane, XEQ, Niall (x2) Stats: HP: 26 +60 Str: 11 +50 Skl: 6 +45 Spd: 11 +40 Def: 10 +45 Res: 5 +30 Luck: 3 +30 Con: 14 Iron Lance stats HP: 26 AS: 11 Damage: 18 Hit: 93 Crit: 3 Avoid: 25 AID: 11 MOVE: 7 Weapon Levels Lances: D 7/35 Inventory Iron Lance 13/45 --- --- --- --- Gold: 1000 Lvl. 6 Exp: 54/100 (Also, I swear to god this wasn't my idea.) HP/Luck gains: 4/2 |
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FEABL Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Bad Dude (Complete) FEABL Wars, Episode 2: Attack of the VGPs (Complete) FEABL Wars, Episode 3: Revenge of the GFAQs (Complete) FEABL Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope (Chapter 7) Read, Dammit. Oh god, battling again. Feel free to challenge me. Yes, Vicas, I do remember.  "Yes, my manner of speech is strange. Do I appear to mind?"Hannah, 20/3 Heroine"Hmm, I could use a good quote..." Rose, 16 Archer "Don't look at me. Vicas hasn't RPed with me yet..." Jabin, 15/4 Sage"Stupid inferiority complex... Why am I so bad?" Ema, 12 Mage Jesus, 6 Ka'rem, Islekeeper (RP Only) When you're learning to face the path at your pace every choice is worth your while. Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! Veruca: Snozzberries?! Who ever heard of a snozzberry? [Wonka grabs her jaw] Willy Wonka: We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams. | |
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| Flowerlix | Aug 3 2008, 02:54 AM Post #2 |
Steelix went to get some colors.
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Not much more to say than flippin' AWESOME. Stats be correct too. |
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Xiella, level 20/8 Nomad Trooper Denel, level 20/4 Druid Kruen, level 20/4 Berserker Tancred, level 23 Tangrowth Fernand, level 2 Knight RETIRED Raedul, level 20/20 Paladin
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| Eusine | Aug 3 2008, 03:04 AM Post #3 |
BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~
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But can he see why children like Cinnamon Toast Crunch? |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan  Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren  Feed Me!  Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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| Dazzling Addar | Aug 3 2008, 04:47 AM Post #4 |
The castle of Iron, soaring in the sky
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Not only does he know that, he also gives Trix to the rabbit and is not coocoo for Cocopuffs. He loves 'em, of course, but he's so mighty he can even fight off the addiction. |
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| Walliard | Aug 3 2008, 04:50 AM Post #5 |
I'm not _legally_ allowed to own a gun. Hope everybody's okay with that.
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But can he see why Sal loves old memes? |
Every time you hotlink images, Obi-Wan loses the high ground. So please, think of Obi-Wan; use Photobucket. Avery (Level 20/10 Centurion) - "I'll be honest; I really have no idea what I'm doing here." Karen (Level 15 Horse Archer) - "Excuse me while I go break something." Ianto (Level 9 Shaman) - "Let the plan begin..." Wanda (Level 5 Squire) - "I'm not Pele. I just happen to look like her, that's all." Adelaida (Level 3 Gypsy) - "..." Retired characters: François (Level 20/20 Paladin) To make a 'ç': Alt + 0231 Always open to reasonable challenges, PM or otherwise. Also, feel free to contact me for character approval and the like.
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| Dazzling Addar | Aug 3 2008, 05:08 AM Post #6 |
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The castle of Iron, soaring in the sky
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Goddammit people, he's Jesus! He knows everything! Even how someone can be the Son of God and God at the same time! |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 3 2008, 09:20 AM Post #7 |
... uh-huh.
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...k... |
        Reidar, lvl 16  Niall, level 20/7 Centurion Brianna, lvl 20/8 Halberdier Allen, level 11 Squire  Kainda, level 5 Hunter
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| Groundmega Michael | Aug 3 2008, 09:45 AM Post #8 |
ofux
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lol, Jesus Or should that be Jesus, lol? |
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Spoiler: click to toggle We're like Fire Emblem, except we're not Fire Emblem. And by that, I mean we're really just using the same sort of stats, being loosely based at best. Yeah. (NOTE: Currently in the "Construction and idea tossing" phase.) On that note, Fire Emblem: The Blaze of Eternity **Warning: Contains CKahMB spoilers, specifically regarding Tookie. Be warned** Me Michael, RP Only FEABLer Facebook- If you add me, say who you are with the add unless it's a really obvious one or be DENIED. Langras Crusaders Myke, Retired Fierhomme | Emysia, Retired Heretic | Lilane, 20/12 Hrathli and Barimos, RP Only Allies | Relus, RP Only Sage Heralds of Oblivion Lucialde and Golgoth, RP Only Overseer and Elder Demon | Lily, 20/6 Unassigned Van, 20/3 Champion
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| goatfish | Aug 3 2008, 01:03 PM Post #9 |
"At your service."
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Frankly, I think Jesus should start out as a Lvl 1 Carpenter and then become a savior. |
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Battling Characters: Charlotte: (Prepromo) Lvl 20/6 Sharpshooter Brannan: Lvl 20/6 Duelist Vastian: Lvl 20/3 Centurion Haytham: Lvl 7 Nomad Gaddiel: Lvl 5 Wyvern Rider Retired Characters: Casimoore: Lvl 20/20 Champion Weyler: Lvl 20/20 Wizard RP Only: Andras | |
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| Shaddeh | Aug 3 2008, 01:39 PM Post #10 |
o_O
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RAPTOR JESUS! |
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Characters: Aeon:  Ahi:  Cassandra:  Miranda:  Fabian:  Xander:  Benji:  Dianna:  Heather: 
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| Groundmega Michael | Aug 3 2008, 03:27 PM Post #11 |
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ofux
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But then he'd have to be a Fighter, Gladiator, Brigand or Pirate! D: |
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Spoiler: click to toggle We're like Fire Emblem, except we're not Fire Emblem. And by that, I mean we're really just using the same sort of stats, being loosely based at best. Yeah. (NOTE: Currently in the "Construction and idea tossing" phase.) On that note, Fire Emblem: The Blaze of Eternity **Warning: Contains CKahMB spoilers, specifically regarding Tookie. Be warned** Me Michael, RP Only FEABLer Facebook- If you add me, say who you are with the add unless it's a really obvious one or be DENIED. Langras Crusaders Myke, Retired Fierhomme | Emysia, Retired Heretic | Lilane, 20/12 Hrathli and Barimos, RP Only Allies | Relus, RP Only Sage Heralds of Oblivion Lucialde and Golgoth, RP Only Overseer and Elder Demon | Lily, 20/6 Unassigned Van, 20/3 Champion
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| BIG MAN | Aug 3 2008, 03:57 PM Post #12 |
BIG once more!
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Nah, woodcrafter. No one cares about masterwork _bins_. <_< |
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| Jmyster | Aug 4 2008, 01:13 AM Post #13 |
The unchanging avatar
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Praise the lord, the savior is here! Both of them! |
 -Credit to Spot, the amazing angel from heaven.  -Made by CO Adder. -It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra Jeremy-20/13 Hero Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady Yumil-15/11 Druid Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate Elandra 20/1 Hunter Maria Valine (RP ONLY) | |
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| Flowerlix | Aug 4 2008, 06:07 PM Post #14 |
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Steelix went to get some colors.
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Google Ad: Rock Me Sexy Jesus Hit Song from the New Comedy Hamlet 2. Watch the Trailer WhatWouldSexyJesusDo.com/Trailer |
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Xiella, level 20/8 Nomad Trooper Denel, level 20/4 Druid Kruen, level 20/4 Berserker Tancred, level 23 Tangrowth Fernand, level 2 Knight RETIRED Raedul, level 20/20 Paladin
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| Crimmy of Monday | Aug 6 2008, 05:24 PM Post #15 |
BIG MAN
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"Meet Christian Hotties" "Jesus Slideshow" |
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| Seth | Aug 6 2008, 05:35 PM Post #16 |
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Son of a submariner!
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THE GOD WHO WASN'T THERE "Irreverently lays out the case that Jesus Christ never existed." --Newsweek It's on DVD, and gives me the option to view the trailer. |
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Battling characters Lug, level 20/7 Alonso, level 19 Valerie, level 7 Pegasus Knight Jeremiah, level 6 Walter, level 20/1 Master Knight Retired characters Felix, level 20/20 Paladin: "More balanced than a Kellogg's breakfast." Fulmen, level 20/20 BUHZUHKUH: "Yar, Res be for the Recens, level 20/20 Meliana, level 20/20 Sage RP-onlies Byron's Fury, RP-only rival clan The Whisperwinds, RP-only Band of Thieves Kajan, RP-only Wyvern Master: "I'm going to rip him apart, and then I'm going to sew him up and do it again! Regala, RP-only Psychopathic Lancer
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| Groundmega Michael | Oct 25 2009, 03:37 PM Post #17 |
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ofux
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"Jesus can't be a FE character, because deaths are permanent in Fire Emblem games"~ ZenAndTonic |
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Spoiler: click to toggle We're like Fire Emblem, except we're not Fire Emblem. And by that, I mean we're really just using the same sort of stats, being loosely based at best. Yeah. (NOTE: Currently in the "Construction and idea tossing" phase.) On that note, Fire Emblem: The Blaze of Eternity **Warning: Contains CKahMB spoilers, specifically regarding Tookie. Be warned** Me Michael, RP Only FEABLer Facebook- If you add me, say who you are with the add unless it's a really obvious one or be DENIED. Langras Crusaders Myke, Retired Fierhomme | Emysia, Retired Heretic | Lilane, 20/12 Hrathli and Barimos, RP Only Allies | Relus, RP Only Sage Heralds of Oblivion Lucialde and Golgoth, RP Only Overseer and Elder Demon | Lily, 20/6 Unassigned Van, 20/3 Champion
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| South Shogun Magus | Oct 25 2009, 03:41 PM Post #18 |
It was because I'm the best!
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Lies. Peter used the Valkyrie Staff. |
Come to GHEB! http://s10.zetaboards.com/GHEB "And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm. "I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega Nspxlqjfp (Lvl 1 Myrmidon) | |
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| Druid | Oct 29 2009, 12:18 PM Post #19 |
Burning Baron
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My ads are telling me about the secret to white teeth... |
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“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels "Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson   [size=0]*The skillz of Shade compel you.[/size] Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired Kreig, level 20/3 Druid Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight Adrian, level 15/1 Sage Faisal, level 2 Fighter | |
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| Blackshade10 | Oct 30 2009, 09:25 PM Post #20 |
Master
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I don't know whether to be insulted.... ...or incredibly amused. :P |
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Voln "Wiseman" Dewdan Shaman 1 Accepting challenges! :D | |
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| Groundmega Michael | Oct 31 2009, 08:27 PM Post #21 |
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ofux
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>42 FFFFFF-- |
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Spoiler: click to toggle We're like Fire Emblem, except we're not Fire Emblem. And by that, I mean we're really just using the same sort of stats, being loosely based at best. Yeah. (NOTE: Currently in the "Construction and idea tossing" phase.) On that note, Fire Emblem: The Blaze of Eternity **Warning: Contains CKahMB spoilers, specifically regarding Tookie. Be warned** Me Michael, RP Only FEABLer Facebook- If you add me, say who you are with the add unless it's a really obvious one or be DENIED. Langras Crusaders Myke, Retired Fierhomme | Emysia, Retired Heretic | Lilane, 20/12 Hrathli and Barimos, RP Only Allies | Relus, RP Only Sage Heralds of Oblivion Lucialde and Golgoth, RP Only Overseer and Elder Demon | Lily, 20/6 Unassigned Van, 20/3 Champion
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