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| Seth | Aug 6 2009, 07:19 PM Post #1 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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Playing FE6. Got to the desert chapter. While sending Chad (level 17, maxed Spd, good HP and Luck) around to search for items, some bandits arrive from the southwest. The big boss guy has a Devil Axe, so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. Except it was. HE OHKO'd CHAD. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! |
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| Vicas | Aug 6 2009, 07:23 PM Post #2 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Well, see, his attack power was higher than Chad's HP, even when his defense and the weapon triangle is factored in. While his chance of hit was low, it was above zero, so the two random numbers generated for the hit averaged out to something lower than the little hit he had. |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 6 2009, 07:26 PM Post #3 |
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I think he knows the mechanics of how it happened. He's just stunned that it did. |
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| Seth | Aug 6 2009, 07:26 PM Post #4 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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>_< I'm just pissed off because Chad had at least 54 base Eva, the sand gives 5 more, and I think WTA in FE6 gives only 10 Eva, so he's got at least 69 right there. The enemy's hit rate would've been in the single digits, and the true hit for that is less than 2%. |
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| Vicas | Aug 6 2009, 07:30 PM Post #5 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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The game hates you. |
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| Soul | Aug 6 2009, 07:36 PM Post #6 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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| Seth | Aug 6 2009, 07:42 PM Post #7 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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I didn't know that there would be reinforcements from that direction, and everyone else was already halfway across the map. I was in the process of sending Miledy over with an Axereaver and a backup sword for Chad. |
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| Iron Shaman | Aug 7 2009, 12:52 PM Post #8 |
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ha ha ha
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just wait till hard mode chad gets one-shotted by soldiers |
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| Seth | Aug 7 2009, 02:39 PM Post #9 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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I figured on that, considering that they left him with 2-5 HP and that's in the vicinity of HM bonuses...but the difference is that Soldiers have WTA and decent hit. Axe-users wielding the Devil Axe don't. |
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| Bears | Aug 7 2009, 02:46 PM Post #10 |
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IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY |
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes". 4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting. 4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama. | |
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| Banisher | Aug 26 2009, 06:29 PM Post #11 |
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Ban
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lol, i hated that chapter so much....luckily, i had Dieck and Rutger down in that corner with B supports and they owned the lollerskates out of almost all the enemy units |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Druid | Aug 28 2009, 02:52 AM Post #12 |
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Burning Baron
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I'm playing FE6 again right now. And, to be brutally honest, I hate FE6's RNG. More than that of any other FE, even FE4. I think I've got more RNG-screwed units right now than I've ever had in any FE playthrough before. |
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“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels "Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson ![]() Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired Kreig, level 20/3 Druid Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight Adrian, level 15/1 Sage Faisal, level 2 Fighter | |
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| Banisher | Aug 28 2009, 09:52 AM Post #13 |
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Ban
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lol druid. I am opposite on your opinion. I hate FE4's RNG....never had this happen to me...but lost Lex on ch.1 due to him missing 3 times in a row at 94% chance to hit.....while the enemy had 30-40%..... talk about being RNG screwed.... |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Tookie | Aug 28 2009, 10:11 AM Post #14 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Yeah, the transition from dual-RNs to single RNs was a bit jarring for me when I tried FE4. *Hates FE9s RNG above all else, the bastard* It always bit me right at the end of a chapter. |
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| Banisher | Aug 28 2009, 10:23 AM Post #15 |
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RNG=death anyway. also another funny story....even though it didnt result in a death for me I used ethlin to go in with the slim sword to attack a brigand for the kill Ethlin COH-98 Brigand COH-6 Ethlin missed, brigand hit.....>.>..... this game has some pretty lollerskatesty RN's, or this game just doesnt like me lol. |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Druid | Aug 28 2009, 11:27 PM Post #16 |
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Burning Baron
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I suppose FE4's RNG is more bastardly in combat, but I find FE6's more aggravating in level-ups. I suppose that's because in FE4 pretty much all your characters (with the exception of...Azel and Mideel, I guess) are pretty much solidly RNG-proof. That or their skills/weapons just make the level-up RNG irrelevent. What bugs me about playing FE6 just after another playthrough of FE7 is the drastic drop in weapon accuracy across the board. |
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“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels "Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson ![]() Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired Kreig, level 20/3 Druid Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight Adrian, level 15/1 Sage Faisal, level 2 Fighter | |
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| Jmyster | Aug 29 2009, 11:52 PM Post #17 |
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now
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I preferred the accuracy drop. Made skill a more useful stat...but axes got hit too hard. FE6 has much lower overall growth rates, so you're never going to reach the stats of FE7 characters and such most of the time. |
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-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady Yumil-15/11 Druid Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate Elandra 20/1 Hunter Maria Valine (RP ONLY) | |
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| Banisher | Aug 30 2009, 09:19 AM Post #18 |
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Ban
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i dont know...i've had more 0 stat lvl-ups so far in 4 chapters of FE4 then i did throughout an entire gameplay of FE6 lol. Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.> |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 09:23 AM Post #19 |
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... uh-huh.
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That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you. |
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| Tookie | Aug 30 2009, 10:13 AM Post #20 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D: |
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| Banisher | Aug 30 2009, 10:34 AM Post #21 |
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lol. Well...im out of the qustion to be sacrificed then i guess >.>;; but yeah, I hate FE4's battle RNG's, never seem to go right for me at least. |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 11:21 AM Post #22 |
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No, no, no, you don't sacrifice yourself, stupid. Go and find a few other virgins and cut their hearts out on your altar to the RNG Gods. There's no point in sacrificing yourself, you can't reap the benefits once you're dead. |
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| Tookie | Aug 30 2009, 11:32 AM Post #23 |
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But if I was in that kind of position they wouldn't be virgins! >_> |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 11:38 AM Post #24 |
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Oh, you rapist, you. *slaps on the back* Besides, find male ones. There are plenty, just look for the nerds. Edited by Serene Steelzard, Aug 30 2009, 11:39 AM.
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| Sudsan | Aug 30 2009, 11:47 AM Post #25 |
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Fresh as the first day of Spring!
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| Tookie | Aug 30 2009, 12:04 PM Post #26 |
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eh i'm not into rape or virgin sacrifice but if we're going to destroy one of my principles we might as well get rid of the other bugger while we're at it |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 12:14 PM Post #27 |
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Then rape the females ones and sacrifice the male ones. Gods aren't fussy about gender. |
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| Verzweifelt | Aug 30 2009, 12:59 PM Post #28 |
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Boredom Incarnate
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And then Tookie was charged with murder, rape, and kidnapping. |
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Christophe Lazurne Level 7 Mage. Dawn-Marie Mattice Level 7 Gladiator. Open to challenges. | |
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| Banisher | Aug 30 2009, 01:09 PM Post #29 |
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lol, i like your way of thinking lol >.> |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| Jmyster | Aug 30 2009, 01:13 PM Post #30 |
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now
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Did I walk into a Monty Python sketch? "You're a loony!" |
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-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady Yumil-15/11 Druid Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate Elandra 20/1 Hunter Maria Valine (RP ONLY) | |
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| Banisher | Aug 30 2009, 01:27 PM Post #31 |
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lol *rapes a young girl* "Tis only a flesh wound" >.> |
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Brett 20/20 Hero*retired* Ulysses level 8 Fighter Glenn lvl 20 Knight Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired* Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired* Thaia level 20/2 Virginia lvl 8 Shaman Parish level 3 Gladiator Brett Keith Kaitlyn Parish Glenn Ulysses Thaia VirginiaThanks shade :) i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case. | |
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| skullmagic1 | Aug 30 2009, 02:12 PM Post #32 |
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him
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The more I thought about this, the funnier it got. |
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"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm. "I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega Nspxlqjfp (Lvl 4 Myrmidon) Demonoid Phenomenon (Lvl 3 Mercenary) | |
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| Druid | Aug 30 2009, 07:28 PM Post #33 |
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And so a good ol' RNG-hate topic goes to the dogs after the first vaguely sexual reference. -_- |
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“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels "Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson ![]() Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired Kreig, level 20/3 Druid Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight Adrian, level 15/1 Sage Faisal, level 2 Fighter | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 07:30 PM Post #34 |
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Blame Tookie, I made a harmless joke about sacrificing virgins and he decides to make it about raping. Bad, bad Tookie. |
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| Tookie | Aug 30 2009, 07:32 PM Post #35 |
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>_> The material was there, and I haven't had any material for sex jokes for weeks! D: |
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| Serene Steelzard | Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM Post #36 |
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You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke. |
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| Vidoof | Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM Post #37 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL |
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| Serene Steelzard | Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM Post #38 |
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Cowgirl. |
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| Seth | Sep 3 2009, 07:19 PM Post #39 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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Hawt. |
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| Vicas | Sep 3 2009, 08:02 PM Post #40 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Indeed |
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| Seth | Sep 3 2009, 08:50 PM Post #41 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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I hate you both. My girlfriend is still under the legal age. |
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| Vicas | Sep 3 2009, 09:03 PM Post #42 |
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Least you've seen your girlfriend for more than a week, man. >.> |
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| Tookie | Sep 3 2009, 09:13 PM Post #43 |
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at least you people have girlfriends ): |
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| skullmagic1 | Sep 3 2009, 10:58 PM Post #44 |
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him
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at least you guys' girlfriends aren't locked up in your basement |
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"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm. "I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega Nspxlqjfp (Lvl 4 Myrmidon) Demonoid Phenomenon (Lvl 3 Mercenary) | |
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| Banisher | Sep 7 2009, 09:21 AM Post #45 |
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lol, that wouldn't stop me if i had a girlfriend that was under-age >.> lol |
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| Seth | Sep 7 2009, 02:16 PM Post #46 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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That's not what's stopping me; it's more the fact that I'm going to college two states away, so she can't visit me without her parents coming along. Also, when I go back to visit, her parents usually keep a pretty close eye on us. |
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| Tookie | Sep 9 2009, 04:16 PM Post #47 |
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owned by parents ;p (the parents of females that i've met seem to like me, but i think me dating their daughters would get them watching me like a pair of hawks i don't blame them either) |
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| Vicas | Sep 9 2009, 04:43 PM Post #48 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Tookie is a SEX KNIGHT! *shing* *shing* *shing* *SHING* *SHING* *SHINGSHINGSHING* |
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| Walliard | Sep 9 2009, 05:13 PM Post #49 |
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nak nak naknak naknaknaknak nak nak
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*panda orgy* |
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| Vidoof | Sep 16 2009, 12:14 PM Post #50 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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Wow. I went back and read the first post. It was about FE6. I wouldn't have known, looking at those last few posts. (to which I was a contributor) (but only in a small regard!) |
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