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Topic Started: Aug 6 2009, 07:19 PM (968 Views)
Seth
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I'm...HUNGRY!

Playing FE6. Got to the desert chapter. While sending Chad (level 17, maxed Spd, good HP and Luck) around to search for items, some bandits arrive from the southwest. The big boss guy has a Devil Axe, so I figured it wouldn't be a problem.

Except it was. HE OHKO'd CHAD. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Well, see, his attack power was higher than Chad's HP, even when his defense and the weapon triangle is factored in. While his chance of hit was low, it was above zero, so the two random numbers generated for the hit averaged out to something lower than the little hit he had.
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... uh-huh.

I think he knows the mechanics of how it happened. He's just stunned that it did.
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I'm...HUNGRY!

>_<

I'm just pissed off because Chad had at least 54 base Eva, the sand gives 5 more, and I think WTA in FE6 gives only 10 Eva, so he's got at least 69 right there. The enemy's hit rate would've been in the single digits, and the true hit for that is less than 2%.
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

The game hates you.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
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[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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I didn't know that there would be reinforcements from that direction, and everyone else was already halfway across the map. I was in the process of sending Miledy over with an Axereaver and a backup sword for Chad.
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ha ha ha

just wait till hard mode

chad gets one-shotted by soldiers
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Aug 7 2009, 12:52 PM
just wait till hard mode

chad gets one-shotted by soldiers
I figured on that, considering that they left him with 2-5 HP and that's in the vicinity of HM bonuses...but the difference is that Soldiers have WTA and decent hit. Axe-users wielding the Devil Axe don't.
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just wait till hard mode

chad gets one-shotted by soldiers
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lol, i hated that chapter so much....luckily, i had Dieck and Rutger down in that corner with B supports and they owned the lollerskates out of almost all the enemy units
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I'm playing FE6 again right now. And, to be brutally honest, I hate FE6's RNG. More than that of any other FE, even FE4. I think I've got more RNG-screwed units right now than I've ever had in any FE playthrough before.
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lol druid. I am opposite on your opinion. I hate FE4's RNG....never had this happen to me...but lost Lex on ch.1 due to him missing 3 times in a row at 94% chance to hit.....while the enemy had 30-40%.....

talk about being RNG screwed....
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Yeah, the transition from dual-RNs to single RNs was a bit jarring for me when I tried FE4.

*Hates FE9s RNG above all else, the bastard*

It always bit me right at the end of a chapter.
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RNG=death anyway.


also another funny story....even though it didnt result in a death for me


I used ethlin to go in with the slim sword to attack a brigand for the kill

Ethlin COH-98
Brigand COH-6

Ethlin missed, brigand hit.....>.>.....

this game has some pretty lollerskatesty RN's, or this game just doesnt like me lol.
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I suppose FE4's RNG is more bastardly in combat, but I find FE6's more aggravating in level-ups. I suppose that's because in FE4 pretty much all your characters (with the exception of...Azel and Mideel, I guess) are pretty much solidly RNG-proof. That or their skills/weapons just make the level-up RNG irrelevent.

What bugs me about playing FE6 just after another playthrough of FE7 is the drastic drop in weapon accuracy across the board.
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I preferred the accuracy drop. Made skill a more useful stat...but axes got hit too hard.

FE6 has much lower overall growth rates, so you're never going to reach the stats of FE7 characters and such most of the time.
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i dont know...i've had more 0 stat lvl-ups so far in 4 chapters of FE4 then i did throughout an entire gameplay of FE6 lol.

Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

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... uh-huh.

Banisher
Aug 30 2009, 09:19 AM
Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

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Aug 30 2009, 09:23 AM
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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
lol. Well...im out of the qustion to be sacrificed then i guess >.>;;

but yeah, I hate FE4's battle RNG's, never seem to go right for me at least.
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... uh-huh.

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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
No, no, no, you don't sacrifice yourself, stupid. Go and find a few other virgins and cut their hearts out on your altar to the RNG Gods. There's no point in sacrificing yourself, you can't reap the benefits once you're dead.
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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
No, no, no, you don't sacrifice yourself, stupid. Go and find a few other virgins and cut their hearts out on your altar to the RNG Gods. There's no point in sacrificing yourself, you can't reap the benefits once you're dead.
But if I was in that kind of position they wouldn't be virgins! >_>
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... uh-huh.

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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
No, no, no, you don't sacrifice yourself, stupid. Go and find a few other virgins and cut their hearts out on your altar to the RNG Gods. There's no point in sacrificing yourself, you can't reap the benefits once you're dead.
But if I was in that kind of position they wouldn't be virgins! >_>
Oh, you rapist, you. *slaps on the back*

Besides, find male ones. There are plenty, just look for the nerds.
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Fresh as the first day of Spring!

Who says he wouldn't rape them?
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Either way....the RNG gods are never friendly >.>

That's not true. Sacrifice a few virgins to them and you'll find them smiling upon you.
But self sacrifice doesn't help me! D:
No, no, no, you don't sacrifice yourself, stupid. Go and find a few other virgins and cut their hearts out on your altar to the RNG Gods. There's no point in sacrificing yourself, you can't reap the benefits once you're dead.
But if I was in that kind of position they wouldn't be virgins! >_>
Oh, you rapist, you. *slaps on the back*
eh

i'm not into rape or virgin sacrifice

but if we're going to destroy one of my principles we might as well get rid of the other bugger while we're at it

and kiwi, my sexuality says i wouldn't rape them
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... uh-huh.

Then rape the females ones and sacrifice the male ones. Gods aren't fussy about gender.
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Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 12:14 PM
Then rape the females ones and sacrifice the male ones. Gods aren't fussy about gender.
lol, i like your way of thinking lol

>.>
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lol

*rapes a young girl*

"Tis only a flesh wound" >.>
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just wait till hard mode

chad gets one-shotted by soldiers
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And so a good ol' RNG-hate topic goes to the dogs after the first vaguely sexual reference. -_-
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... uh-huh.

Blame Tookie, I made a harmless joke about sacrificing virgins and he decides to make it about raping. Bad, bad Tookie.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

>_>

The material was there, and I haven't had any material for sex jokes for weeks! D:
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... uh-huh.

You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
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Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired)

Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

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Gigs says:
vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
u kive yiy gyts L(
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
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Posted Image Posted ImageBrianna, lvl 20/20 Halberdier (retired)
Posted Image Reidar, lvl 20/1 General Virtuous Warrior Posted ImageNiall, level 20/13 Centurion
Posted ImageAllen, level 18 Squire Posted Image Kainda, level 12 Hunter
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Seth
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I'm...HUNGRY!

Serene Bahamut
Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM
Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
Hawt.
Battling characters
Retired characters
RP-onlies

Megsy
 
Beastiality is no joking matter.

Addar
 
stop seth you're getting me excited.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 07:19 PM
Serene Bahamut
Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM
Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
Hawt.
Indeed
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Seth
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I'm...HUNGRY!

Golbez Vicas
Sep 3 2009, 08:02 PM
Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 07:19 PM
Serene Bahamut
Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM
Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
Hawt.
Indeed
I hate you both. My girlfriend is still under the legal age.
Battling characters
Retired characters
RP-onlies

Megsy
 
Beastiality is no joking matter.

Addar
 
stop seth you're getting me excited.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Least you've seen your girlfriend for more than a week, man. >.>
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

at least you people have girlfriends ):
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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skullmagic1
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him

at least you guys' girlfriends aren't locked up in your basement
"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm.
"I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega
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Demonoid Phenomenon (Lvl 3 Mercenary)
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Banisher
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Ban

Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 08:50 PM
Golbez Vicas
Sep 3 2009, 08:02 PM
Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 07:19 PM
Serene Bahamut
Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM
Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
Hawt.
Indeed
I hate you both. My girlfriend is still under the legal age.
lol, that wouldn't stop me if i had a girlfriend that was under-age >.> lol
Brett 20/20 Hero*retired*

Ulysses level 8 Fighter

Glenn lvl 20 Knight

Keith 20/20 Wyvern Lord*retired*

Kaitlyn level 20/20 Swordmistress *retired*

Thaia level 20/2 Warlord Battle Valkyrie

Virginia lvl 8 Shaman

Parish level 3 Gladiator



Posted Image Brett Posted Image KeithPosted Image Kaitlyn Posted Image Parish
Posted ImageGlennPosted Image UlyssesPosted Image Thaia Posted Image Virginia

Thanks shade :)

i accept all challenges, you may stat/rng any matches you wish to do, just pm me results, all characters will use iron weapons in that case.
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Seth
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I'm...HUNGRY!

Banisher
Sep 7 2009, 09:21 AM
Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 08:50 PM
Golbez Vicas
Sep 3 2009, 08:02 PM
Kefka
Sep 3 2009, 07:19 PM
Serene Bahamut
Sep 3 2009, 04:57 PM
Zeromus
Sep 3 2009, 04:37 PM
Serene Bahamut
Aug 30 2009, 07:42 PM
You're on the internet. Just about everything online can be turned into a sex joke.
LOL SHE SAID ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL DOGGIE STYLE OR MISSIONARY LOLOLOLOL
Cowgirl.
Hawt.
Indeed
I hate you both. My girlfriend is still under the legal age.
lol, that wouldn't stop me if i had a girlfriend that was under-age >.> lol
That's not what's stopping me; it's more the fact that I'm going to college two states away, so she can't visit me without her parents coming along. Also, when I go back to visit, her parents usually keep a pretty close eye on us.
Battling characters
Retired characters
RP-onlies

Megsy
 
Beastiality is no joking matter.

Addar
 
stop seth you're getting me excited.
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

owned by parents ;p

(the parents of females that i've met seem to like me, but i think me dating their daughters would get them watching me like a pair of hawks

i don't blame them either)
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Tookie is a SEX KNIGHT!

*shing* *shing* *shing* *SHING* *SHING* *SHINGSHINGSHING*
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Walliard
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nak nak naknak naknaknaknak nak nak

Golbez Vicas
Sep 9 2009, 04:43 PM
Tookie is a SEX KNIGHT!

*shing* *shing* *shing* *SHING* *SHING* *SHINGSHINGSHING*
*panda orgy*
nak

Azzy
 
I live and breathe indie. I was indie before indie was indie.

When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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Vidoof
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Wow. I went back and read the first post. It was about FE6.

I wouldn't have known, looking at those last few posts.

(to which I was a contributor)

(but only in a small regard!)
Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired)

Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

---
Quote:
 
Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

Quote:
 
Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

Quote:
 
Gigs says:
vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
u kive yiy gyts L(
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