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Wish Gone Corrupt
Topic Started: Apr 9 2005, 09:24 PM (2,601 Views)
Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but every piece of toast is too burnt to eat.

I wish I could find another band I really like.
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Erick McKent 5♂


Granted, but then you start dating one of the members and end up causing the end of the band like yoko.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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(Flight of the Conchords allusion there, I expect?)

Granted, but just as soon as you figure it out, you're confused by specifics.

I wish I could finish Breaking Dawn just a little faster.




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Helena Kay


Granted, but once you reach the last page I magically appear and steal it from you.

I wish my dog didn't need a bath every day :[
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but now he needs a bath every hour.

I wish I could see Renesmee.
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Helena Kay


Granted, but on your way you blow up and turn into cuddlefish. (Like Calypso in Pirates of the Caribbean)

I wish I could find Within Temptation CD's rather than listening to pandora.com
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but it's so scratched it doesn't matter.

I wish that I could chink out a good, long post for Felicia atm.
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Helena Kay


Granted, but your reply box somehow melds with the site's layout script and ruins FHP forever.

I wish I could eat and eat and eat and eat and never get fat.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but instead, every time you eat, you grow skinnier and skinnier, until you waste away and look pretty much anorexic.

I wish I could play the accordion well.
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Erick McKent 5♂


Granted, but as soon as you learn a weird old lady curses you so that whenever you touch an accordian it vaporizes.

I wish I wish I had a fish, lying on a turquoise dish.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but the fish is rotten and the dish is broken.

I wish I could've watched Fight Club without knowing the big twist before I watched it.
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Desiree Morris 3♀
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Granted but then there's a new twist when you start watching it again.

I wish I didn't have to start my design classes on the 25th.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but you have to start them at the next worst time.

I wish someone else was playing Edward in the Twilight movie.
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Helena Kay


Me too.

I mean, granted, but Robert Pattison ends up playing Alice instead :[

I wish I didn't have this awful, sore bump on my lip that I have no idea what it is, and I keep biting it and making it bleed, which is making it swell even more.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but then you go walk up a creek and slip several times on the very slippery rocks and bruise yourself in several uncomfortable places.

I wish I hadn't gotten woken up at a ridiculous hour every morning for the past three days.
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Erick McKent 5♂


Granted, but you sleep through the whole week.

I wish my computer was faster. :nerve:
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but then you long for the extra minutes of sitting introspectively and thinking while staring at your computer screen.

I wish Val Kilmer hadn't broken my heart by sitting on it (he gained a lot of weight... hence the fact that he broke my heart by sitting on it...).
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Erick McKent 5♂


Granted, but instead he breaks several bones.

I wish summer vacation was longer.
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Desiree Morris 3♀
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Granted but then your new school year last a whole year with no spring or winter breaks.

I wish the numbness in my pinky and ring finger on my left hand would stop.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but then you feel an unbearable amount of pain.

I wish my hair looked better today.
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Desiree Morris 3♀
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lol Regina my wish was actually granted I am in an incredible amount of pain.

Granted but a gust of wind messes your hair up again.

I wish my allergies would go away
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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Granted, but then you catch tuberculosis and get sent back to the Old West, where everyone calls you a "lunger."

I wish I didn't have a flipping oral fixation.
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Erick McKent 5♂


Granted, but you lose all your teeth.

I wish the world could just freakin' get along.
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Nick Harris 7♂
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Granted, but due to the lack of weapons and war machines manufactured and distributed across the world it causes an economical collapse on a world wide scale initiating a spiral of depression with seemingly no end.

I wish everyone would go on youtube, search 'Korfball' and watch a few minutes of a game then PM me and tell me how much you love the sport B)
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Jay Thomas 3♂
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Granted but due to the worlds economics collapsing everyone who watched it had to flog their computers for food and no one replied.

I wish I was stronger.
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