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| 1000 and one things not to do at Hogwarts | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 02:15 AM (1,093 Views) | |
| Crystals Crystal 1♀ | Aug 7 2007, 02:15 AM Post #1 |
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Oky you can make it up, or use someone else's. Be better if made up. XD 1. During Christmas's time, I will not decorate the great hall with red n green colors, no matter how much in the muggle world its "Christmas colors" 2. I will not address moaning Myrtle as something prevented. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 03:07 AM Post #2 |
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3. A house elf does not belong to you, even if it listens to you, and even if you shout "PWNED!!!!" as loud as possible. |
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| Crystals Crystal 1♀ | Aug 7 2007, 03:47 AM Post #3 |
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5. There is no filth house, I'm not the founder of it, nor is it called "Cookie." |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 04:25 AM Post #4 |
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4. It is not okay to call Voldemort "Lord Moldy" in front of Snape. It is also not okay to call Snape, "Sexy Voiced Snape" to his face, no matter how much his voice makes you melt. 6. It is wrong to set Peeves on first years, seeing as they might not want their hair dyed emo black by the ink you gave him as ammo last year. |
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| Helena Kay | Aug 7 2007, 04:26 AM Post #5 |
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7. I must not sing 'we're off to see the wizard' when I am summoned to the headmaster's office. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 04:28 AM Post #6 |
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((I've heard that one before. So funny!)) 8. Just because it is called the 'deserted corridor' doesn't mean it will be deserted all the time. Therefore it is not okay to kiss and show tongue within it, lest you be found, and have to sing 'off to see the wizard' while going to the headmaster's office for unladylike conduct. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 04:51 AM Post #7 |
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9. Never ever and I mean NEVER rape Draco in public. 10. Curse words and curse's are two different things. Saying, "F*** you," and waving your wand at a teacher will only get you a really LONG deletion. 11. If singing the Hogwarts song, don't EVER try to rap it. |
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| Michael Tiersen 5♂ | Aug 7 2007, 04:54 AM Post #8 |
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12. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for one reason: There is no Giant Squid to end your romance for you. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 04:59 AM Post #9 |
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13. For the last time, there is no house in any witch/wizard school named "Cookie". 14. If you want nicknames for teachers, Like if Snape "Snapie." During the great hall feasting, if you wanna make an Announcement; Don't call Albus "Dumi." 15. I will not sell Fluff on Ebay cause some blind dude needs a "looking dog." 16. I did not kill Peeves. |
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| Michael Tiersen 5♂ | Aug 7 2007, 05:01 AM Post #10 |
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17. Yes, Hogwarts is a school, Professor. Yes, classes are mandatory. No, I did not attend any classes this year except for the one with that hot teacher... |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:05 AM Post #11 |
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(LMAO XD!) 18. During Muggle studies, when learning the phone; don't bring your cell and have your friend call you ever minute. 19. If given the time turner, don't go back in time and do horrible things to the people you hate even if they deserve it. 20. Don't scream every curse word there is to the MoM for no apparent reason. |
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| Nick Harris 7♂ | Aug 7 2007, 05:08 AM Post #12 |
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21. I will not convince the firstyears that "Deatheaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes. |
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| Julie Dominguez 6♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:10 AM Post #13 |
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22. I will not shove Harry & Draco in a closet together to see if anything happens. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:15 AM Post #14 |
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23. Never say "1000 and one things not to do at Hogwarts." It will take ages just to get there. 24. Snape is not in any form related to a snake, so the picture of a Viper I photoshoped; made it black: named it "Severs Snake.": Put my own things on it: Then handed it to Snape saying, "This is your cosen" Is never to be spoken of. 25. If Voldermount, or "You-Know-Who" or "He-who-shall-not-be-named." Is said at Hogwarts. I will not run around the school screaming, "THE BIG SNAKE IS HERE!" |
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| Michael Tiersen 5♂ | Aug 7 2007, 05:15 AM Post #15 |
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((It's getting hot in here...)) 26. I will not kiss Ron in front of Hermione just to see if she will kick my a$$. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:16 AM Post #16 |
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27. I will not shove Ron into a pit full of spiders and sell tickets so students can watch and see who will win. The spider or Ron. |
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| Julie Dominguez 6♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:18 AM Post #17 |
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28. I will not push Cho, causing her to 'accidentally' kiss Harry while Ginny is watch just to see who would win a cat fight between the two. 29. I am not allowed to call Professor Flitwick a hobbit. 30. I am not allowed to serenade Professor McGonagal with "What's new Pussycat?" 31. I am allowed to tell to people Dobby is not Yoda in disguise. I am not allowed to tell them he is in fact his long lost brother. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:33 AM Post #18 |
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32. I will not change Grfi, ravie, and huffi password to, "Slytherin scare the living shit of me, they could care less as long as somebody bleeds so darken your cloths and strike a villiont pose and they're leave you alone but not me." 33. I will not attempt to eat the sorting hat because me or my friend was not sorted to a house i wanted to go. 34. For the band when the yule Ball comes, I will not hire MCR. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:37 AM Post #19 |
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35. When someone asks, "Where is the bathroom?" do not shove them into the Room of Requirement thinking that they should be locked in forever for being so annoying. |
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| Julie Dominguez 6♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:38 AM Post #20 |
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36. I will not to put up large posters around the school that read, 'Harry & Draco 4ever.' |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:40 AM Post #21 |
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((That would be a cute couple. They were obviously in love all these years. Ginny just got in the way.)) 37. I am not allowed to kiss Draco in front of Harry to see who will win the slap-fight. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:42 AM Post #22 |
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38. Never in Hogwarts scream, "I'M A VOLDI FAN GIRL!" Unless in Slytherin. 39. Don't stick Peeves in Moaning Marytle hunted bathroom just to see how much she cries. 40. I will not mix up a death eater and a Demorty. |
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| Julie Dominguez 6♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:43 AM Post #23 |
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41. I will not tell Umbridge she looks like a bloated toad. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:46 AM Post #24 |
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42. I will not make Umbridge carve "I must not tell lies" into the back of her hand if I become headmistress. |
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| Raven Grim 4♀ | Aug 7 2007, 05:48 AM Post #25 |
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43. Don't poke random things at Hogwarts. 44. Don't go up to Snape and say, "So deathi have you eaten anything?" 45. In Muggle studies, when learning the computer I shall not show anyone my "Draco n Harry yaoi stories." |
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