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1000 and one things not to do at Hogwarts
Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 02:15 AM (1,097 Views)
Julie Dominguez 6♀
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46. I will not draw the dark mark on Harry's arm while he sleeps.

47. I will not ask Draco if his hair glows in the dark.
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48. Don't rap the Hogwarts song, or the sorting hat song.
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Regina Tiersen 5♀
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49. I will not carve "Hermy + Grawp 4evr" into every tree I can find.
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50. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
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51. Professor Sprout is not a vegetable, even though she grows them and eats them.
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52. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

53. I will not write 'Will you marry me, Pansy? -Love Draco' on every chalkboard in the school.
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54. Friends don't let friends fly drunk.
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55. Dont go up and ask Snape the last time his hair saw a shower
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56. When Umbridge tells you to write, "I must not tell lies," it is NOT OKAY to write, "I mustn't kill flies," over and over.
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Nikki Black 6♀
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57. I must never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
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58. Don't crash the Yule Ball, even if your favorite band is playing.

59. I will not give students a fake howler
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Nikki Black 6♀
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60. I must not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles".

61. I must not send Dolores Umbridge coupons for free rides on Firenze´s back.

62. sending Snape a bath assortment is punishable by detention.
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63. Never try to defeat lord voldomort with cheering charms.
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64. When Voldie says he's going to kill you, don't say: "And you've told Harry that how many times?"
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Nikki Black 6♀
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65.Bringing fortune cookies to Diviniation class does not count for extra credit
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Nick Harris 7♂
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66. I will not insist to the sorting hat that there is in fact a new fifth house which has the attributes of all the houses put together – nor that I be the only member of said house.

67. The above statement stands true even after attending a function about ‘pushing the boundaries’
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Nikki Black Posted on Aug 08 2007, 12:09 am
  65.Bringing fortune cookies to Diviniation class does not count for extra credit


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68. suggest that house elf punting should replace quiddich
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69.I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and tell him they are really animals
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70. Throw cookies at Professor McGonagall whill shouting "Have a biscuit!"
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71. Will not make-out with Hermione in front of Ron
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Nick Harris 7♂
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72. I will not chase a cat while shouting 'come back Professor McGonagall!'
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73. I will make-out and do other things with Draco Malfoy to see what both Harry and Pansy say and do.
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74.I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"
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75. I must not say "The Dark Lord is coming! The Dark Lord is coming!" when he really isnt.
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76.I will not ask Professor Flitwick how Santa Claus is doing.

77.When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce "These are not the droids you are looking for"
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