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| 1000 and one things not to do at Hogwarts | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 02:15 AM (1,096 Views) | |
| Madison Winter 5♀ | Aug 8 2007, 04:31 AM Post #51 |
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78. I must not ask Professor Trelawney if she's been lighting up something that wasn't incense. 79. I must not give Peeves ideas. 80. I must not go up to the Sphinx and say, "Riddle me this..." |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 8 2007, 05:17 PM Post #52 |
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81. I must remember: Hogwarts is not a Jedi training center. 82. Quidditch is not an excuse to light Snape's robes on fire. |
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| Nikki Black 6♀ | Aug 8 2007, 05:29 PM Post #53 |
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83.I will not tell Oliver that Quidditch as been permently canceled. 84.I will then not tell him that it is Marcus Flint's fault. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 8 2007, 06:11 PM Post #54 |
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85. It was an "accident" when I burned all the Slytherin's toes off with that potion on class the other day. Tee-hee. |
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| Nikki Black 6♀ | Aug 8 2007, 09:33 PM Post #55 |
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Sr Prefect
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86.I will not set the Quidditch hoops on fire to add some spice to the game. 87.I will not suggest a new rule, that the defending team gets 5 points when the keeper flys through a burning hoop before intercepting the quaffle. |
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| Steven Clark 1♂ | Aug 9 2007, 01:20 PM Post #56 |
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88. I will not laugh when Voldemort and his Death Eaters are walking by. 89. I must not go round putting up posters of who died in HP and the Deathly Hallows. 90. I will not tip-off Prof. McGonnagal that Voldemort is coming when he's not. 91. I will not tell Voldemort I'm prepared to die. 92. I must not go into a tattoo shop and ask for the Dark Mark on my left arm. 93. I must not tell Draco to kiss Harry for a laugh. 94. When sorted into Gryffindor, I must not buy a fake Dark Mark tattoo, put it on and show it to the rest of the Gryffindor's. |
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| Chelsea Masters 7♀ | Aug 9 2007, 04:42 PM Post #57 |
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Ravenclaw Prefect & QT Captain
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95. I will refrain from correcting people that say Albus Dumbledore and proceed to spell ''Albus B.U.B.B.L.E.W.H.O.R.E.''. 96. I will also refrain from giving Draco Harry/Ginny fics and insisting she wrote them herself to spite Harry & Draco's relationship. 97. I must NOT dress the ghoul in the attic as Ron and bring him to class, convinced that Hermione is under his robes somewhere. |
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| Nikki Black 6♀ | Aug 9 2007, 05:10 PM Post #58 |
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Sr Prefect
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96. "Magic" mushrooms are not an acceptable ingredient for potions. 97. I will not attempt to use the Whomping Willow to perform a Tarzan swing. |
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| Chelsea Masters 7♀ | Aug 9 2007, 05:22 PM Post #59 |
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Ravenclaw Prefect & QT Captain
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98. I will NOT slip notes into Ron's robes that say ''Meet me in the astronomy tower, 12. -love, Draco.'' Especially when they're really meant for Harry. 99. Spelling pictures of pug faced dogs onto all of Pansy's mirrors is not a nice thing to do. 100. Slipping polyjuice into Pansy's drink and convincing everyone to act normally when she shows up as a dog isn't so hot either. |
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| Desiree Morris 3♀ | Aug 9 2007, 05:37 PM Post #60 |
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Hufflepuff Quidditch Team Captain | Half-Vampire
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101. I will not use the Giant Squid to make Calamari 102. I will not go to the mermaid king and ask if he is Tritan and where Ariel is. (The little mermaid refrence) 103. Fang is not a an search and rescue dog so I cannot bring him to the mountains to find people who have been buried in an Avalanche. 104. I will not go up to Hagrid and ask if he drank Skele-Gro as a child. 105. I will not Kiss Ginny and wait and see what Harry and Ron will do. 106. Putting posters up of a map to where the Deathly Hallows is, will resort in expulsion. 107. I will not walk around the castle singing Do you believe in Magic! |
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| Nikki Black 6♀ | Aug 9 2007, 05:43 PM Post #61 |
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108. I must not charm little heart-shaped bubbles to pop up anytime Hermione and Ron look at each other. 109. I will not send balls of yarn to Professor McGonagall as a Christmas present. 110. I will not tell Professor Snape that I know a beautician who does wonders with greasy hair for free. 111. I am not allowed to tell Professor Binns that he is dead and needs to move on. |
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| Chelsea Masters 7♀ | Aug 10 2007, 02:44 AM Post #62 |
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Ravenclaw Prefect & QT Captain
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112. I will not tell Harry that Voldemort uses Parseltongue to seduce Slytherins over to the Dark Side. 113. Nor will I firmly suggest that it is indeed okay to practice this unspeakable deed on one Draco Malfoy. |
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| Nikki Black 6♀ | Aug 10 2007, 02:55 PM Post #63 |
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Sr Prefect
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114.I am not allowed to start a Death Eater Rehabilitation Center. 115.Nor am I allowed to suggest that the Ministry start one. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 13 2007, 03:33 PM Post #64 |
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116. I am not allowed to blow things up in Potions or Charms and blame it on Seamus Finnigan. 117. I will not agree to be mediator between Draco and Harry. They need to sort out their relationship themselves. |
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| ϻ Anjelina Jhonsen | Aug 13 2007, 10:18 PM Post #65 |
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118. I will not give Remus Lupin the number to the nearest dog groomer 119. I will stop asking Dumbeldore if he knows the wizard of Oz 120. I will not ask the merpeople to make sushi |
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| Jamie Malfoy 4♀ | Aug 13 2007, 10:38 PM Post #66 |
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121. I will not convince Snape to purchase the "Burrow" as his new home. 122. Nor will I convince him to go up to Harry Potter and ask for an autograph. 123. I will not convince Snape to tell Lucius Malfoy that his son Draco would be better off in Hufflepuff. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Aug 23 2007, 06:11 AM Post #67 |
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124. I will not tell Snape that it is not okay to huggle the creepy floating things in the jars in his office. That is his choice, not mine. 125. When Draco and Pansy kiss, I am not allowed to scream, "Oh, my God, I'm blind!" even if it's true. 126. Nothing is ever the Whomping Willow's fault. |
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| Nick Harris 7♂ | Dec 3 2007, 01:52 AM Post #68 |
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Gryffindor Prefect & Quidditch Team Co-Captain
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127. I will not replace the Sorting Hat with another hat that can only say 'REJECTED!' 128. Nor is it funny to laugh at the thought of potential first years sent home crying due to said prank. 129. Asking first years if they've done the 'werewolf screening test' is not suitable. |
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| ▞ Iluvater Methedras | Jan 15 2008, 11:57 PM Post #69 |
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heh heh those first two are priceless Nick. |
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| Nick Harris 7♂ | Jan 16 2008, 12:24 AM Post #70 |
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Gryffindor Prefect & Quidditch Team Co-Captain
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Hehe thanks, but you posted therefore you have to put at least one 'thing not to do at Hogwarts'... and since i've posted I have to do the same... (after you) EDIT: I can't sleep and my mind won't stop bouncing around so I'm here posting! 130. The following are not solely ‘muggle traits’: Showering, doing homework, manners etc. And failing muggle studies does NOT mean one can denounce all ‘muggle-ness’ To this effect, questionable hygiene, failure to complete homework and rudeness CANNOT be explained by ‘independence from all muggle-related activities’. Period. |
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| Regina Tiersen 5♀ | Jul 16 2008, 11:58 PM Post #71 |
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131. I am not allowed to go to Hogwarts and get the full Hogwarts experience and then write seven books about it. *glares at J.K. Rowling* 132. I am not allowed to win a staring contest using a sticking charm on my eyelids. |
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| Desiree Morris 3♀ | Jul 17 2008, 02:28 AM Post #72 |
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Hufflepuff Quidditch Team Captain | Half-Vampire
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131. It's not ok to tell Draco his name means he's a dragon. 132. It's therefore not ok to ask him to breath fire. 133. Stealing the Goblet of Fire and replacing it with a normal water Goblet is prohibited. (Not the best) 134. Telling Snape that there's a doe outside Hogwarts and saying its Lilly Potter in disguse is not nice. 135. Giving Sirius a bone and saying "Who's a good boy!" will result in having your leg torn off. 136. I will not switch Professor Trewlawny's and Rita Skeeters glasses so they bump into things. 137. I will not squash any bugs thinking its Rita Skeeter looking for a good story. ((Not my best work had brain freeze....lol my last ones I did 101-107)) |
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| Julie Dominguez 6♀ | Jul 17 2008, 04:34 AM Post #73 |
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138. When learning about modern technology in Muggle Studies, I am not permitted to listen to my iPod whilst texting Draco and singing my favorite Japanese songs and claiming it helps me think. 139. While in said class and performing said tasks, I cannot send a mass e-mail under Draco's screenname (HarryLuvr01) proclaiming my 'secret' love for him. |
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| ▞ Iluvater Methedras | Sep 8 2008, 09:16 PM Post #74 |
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Dueling Teacher | Deputy Headmaster | Werewolf
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140 You must not switch Mad-eye Moody's magical eye with a gobstopper while he sleeps. 141. Never claim to have 'healing knees' 143. don't steal Fawks and tell prof. Dumbledor that you have difficulty performing the Incendio charm. 144. Never play tug-of-war with Fluffy It might just be the last thing you do. 145. Its not a good idea to feel Snape's hair to see how greasy it is. 146. Don't not send shampoo to snape for Christmas. 147. Don't tell Draco that his father looks like Legolas after joing forces with the dark lord of mordor. 148. Putting fake spiders around Rons bed isnt funny. Especially when he trys to jump out of the window (not mine) 149. If Lupin requests something, it is considered very rude to refuse by replying, "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" (not mine) 150. Don't bring one of those magic 8-balls to divination and claim to be better than Tralawny, because it is probably true 151. If a classmate falls asleep, you will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 152. Sending Snape a howler saying "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID" is not acceptable as this could mean a number of things. 153. Faking Tralawny's mystical voice to tell your DADA that your foresee an early and painful death is not allowed. |
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| ϻ Jacques-John Shadow | Sep 9 2008, 04:18 PM Post #75 |
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154. Never tell a Slytherin a Muggle-Born is better at magic. 156. No trolls are permitted at Hogwarts during Halloween. 157. Never offer Remus a biscuit, instead use the term "cookie." 158. Never light Fenrir's tail on fire to see it he will chase it to put it out. |
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