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1000 and one things not to do at Hogwarts
Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 02:15 AM (1,094 Views)
 ▞ Iluvater Methedras 
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159. shrink wrapping dobby is not classed as a care for magical creatures project,

160. You must not fake sneezing while a freind blows up the object facing you while claim that you have a new magical illness.

161. At the death eaters anuall christmas ball buying Bellatrix beauty products is considered tasteless.

162. Giving your werewolf friend a bone saying: 'Who's a good boy.' my result in having your leg ripped off.
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163: I will not make 1000 and 1 things not to do at Hogwarts into a book and submit it for the new student handbook.

164. Knowing if Draco Malfoy is gay I will not walk by him and singing 'Kiss the Girl' if he is standing next to a girl.

165. Using Dobby as a bowling ball is not considered a Care of Magical Creatures project.

166. I will not ask Tom Riddle if he's seen batman

167. I will not sing 'I kissed a girl' if I see Hermione standing next to a girl. (not the best)

168. Turning the golden statue from the atrium of the MOM into life and setting them loose on all the Slytherins will result in being thrown in Azkaban.

169. Walking up to a Dementor and asking it to Kiss you will have very bad consequences.

170. I will not use the Forbidden Forest to construct my own treehouse.

171. Throwing something through Moaning Myrtle and screaming '50 POINTS' is not a nice thing to do.

172. I promise not to bring my laptop into Muggle Studies when learning about Muggle Technology to browse the internet.

173. Bringing a Charm bracelet to Charms class does not count for extra credit.

174. Singing 'Three little Speckled Frogs' around Professor Umbridge will result in detention.

175. Ripping Gilderoy Lockhart's wig off and running around the castle screaming 'I'VE GOT THE BEAST!!!' is not polite.

176. Bringing in a Tranformer toy to Transfiguration will not earn any extra credit points.

177. I will not use Polyjuice potion to look like Voldemort and walk through the castle screaming "HARRY POTTER MUST DIE" will result in expulson

178. I will not pose as Voldemort walk up to Harry and say "Harry I am your father"

179. Submitting Loony Lovegood to the pshyciatric ward at St. Mungos is not a nice thing to do.
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