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Da's Fanfix Things; why am i wrtiting
Topic Started: Aug 15 2005, 01:24 PM (242 Views)
death alchemist
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I am definatley drunk so what else better to do than write a story


was a long night Edward and alphonse were just sitting down when Hughes walked in, “ Boys sorry to interrupt you but my daughter elise is having a night mere, she keeps that al is a rusty and keeps sticking rusty metal into her bodie parts,” said Hughes, “ha ha he al you are giving elice night mares you better take that rust into her body said ed happily"

“ hey you should be the one she’s scared of I mean look you are a human with a mechanical arm and leg, and on top of all of that you are short” said all laughing “ don’t call me short you stupid pile of metal” said ed angrily

“ feel the wrath of the full metal alchemist” with that ed clapped his hands together and slapped them on als cold hard body ”DIE” said ed with that al threw his head of oh his body and watched as his bodies break “ no brother don’t kill me I am to young and stupid to die and I am short” said al “ I don’t care you are going to die” with that ed placed his hands on als head and blew him up for the final time, “ hahaha you are dead” said ed

“ umm al” said Hughes “ I still need you to get me some warm milk for elice oh yea right, ok here it goes” said ed “ no stop” said Hughes “ I don’t want the milk to be alched I need fresh milk” “come on Hughes” said ed “ no come on get me some fresh milk” said Hughes “ oh ok” said al “ now where do I get milk let me think” ed remembered about how moms give milk and said “ I got to find a girl”

he walked straight to winry and decided to milk her like a cow “ oh ed I knew you liked me but not that much” said winry “ it aint coming out” said ed angrily “ oh I know “ said ed he quickly made a vacuum and used it on winry a bunch of milk came out but ed noticed something “ winry you have implants” said ed “ yea al made them you always said you liked women with bigger ones” said winry
“Yea but I like real ones too” said ed “well then this relation ship is over” said winry
“Ok fine” said Ed

Ed walked home gave the milk to Elise sat down and fell asleep

“He he he we made him do that” said al quietly “yea wow Ed cant handle his liquor you are right” said Hughes
“And in his subconscious mind he does like me” said winry “by the way al can I keep the fakes” said winry
“Sure” said al
“And thanks again Roy for recreating me after I was blown up” said al
“No problem I got a picture of Ed milking winry I am gunna make it big and set it up in the cafeteria”
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death alchemist
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man i must be drunk
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Shion

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death alchemist
Aug 15 2005, 03:10 PM
man i must be drunk

:lol:

The story was hard to follow... But I guess it wasn't really a story... :unsure:
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Reiku
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i didnt really understand it. but the bottom part was disgusting.
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