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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (989 Views)
madscientist
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chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits. :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

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they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
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I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
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Dinomaster
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.... he stares them down until they give him the information he wants. :ph43r:
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Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

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madscientist
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chuck norris doesn't write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Dinomaster
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not pushing his body up, he pushing the world down.
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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FC: 1349-5339-5769
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madscientist
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In the land where Chuck Norris came from a round-house kick is another way of saying hello. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Dinomaster
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Chuck Norris does in fact live in a round house :lol:
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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FC: 1349-5339-5769
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Kingpin
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live :lol:
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

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Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Kingpin
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some poeple wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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when the French aired a episode of Walker, Texas Ranger they surrendered just to be on the safe side. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
Posted Image
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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Chuck Norris CAN belive it's not butter. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
Posted Image
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
Posted Image
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Dinomaster
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Once, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicke someone so fast, that it broke the space-time continuum, went back in time, and killed Ameliah Airheart while she was flying over the Pacific.
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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FC: 1349-5339-5769
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Every night the Boogyman checks his closet for Chunk Norris
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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