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| Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (988 Views) | |
| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 02:42 PM Post #16 |
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Omelette du fromage
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. :ph43r: |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 02:43 PM Post #17 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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the power from one of Chuck Norris's round-house kicks can power Austraila for 44 minutes. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 02:45 PM Post #18 |
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Omelette du fromage
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Scientists now estimate that the big bang is roughly equal to 1cnrhk(1 Chuck-Norris-Roundhouse-Kick) :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 02:47 PM Post #19 |
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Kronos
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ( I love this one :lol: ) |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 02:50 PM Post #20 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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scientists dont know what it feels like to get round-housed kicked by Chuck Norris. They will never know because no one ever survives it. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 02:51 PM Post #21 |
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Kronos
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Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris :lol: |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 02:53 PM Post #22 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris shaves by kicking himself in the face because nothing can ever cut chuck norris except chuck norris. |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 02:54 PM Post #23 |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 02:55 PM Post #24 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris dosent mow his grass. He stares at it and it shriks |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 02:56 PM Post #25 |
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinaty -Twice |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:09 PM Post #26 |
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Omelette du fromage
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that's my favorite one :lol: :lol: Chuck Norris once donated blood. When the nurse held up the needle, he said no. He then asked for a shotgun and a bucket. |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:23 PM Post #27 |
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There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chunk Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:28 PM Post #28 |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:30 PM Post #29 |
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The Great Wall of China was originally intended to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. :lol: |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:32 PM Post #30 |
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Omelette du fromage
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Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman? Chuck Norris..... :ph43r: (Ok, that one wasn't that good, so i'll post another) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. :ph43r: |
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