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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (987 Views)
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Kronos
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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Dinomaster
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Staring at Chuck Norris fr extended periods of time without proper eye protection may cause blindness and foot sized bruises to the face.
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
I love this one :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Dinomaster
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Kingpin,Jun 5 2008
03:36 PM
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
I love this one :lol:

that ones funny!



Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris Can kill five birds with half a stone :ph43r:


(I like these ones! :lol: )
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Dinomaster
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried... :ph43r:
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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FC: 1349-5339-5769
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

This one is Hilarious! :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Dinomaster
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The teenager mutant ninja turtles was based on a real story. Once, Chuck Norris swallowed four baby turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they were six feet tall and had learned karate! :lol: :ph43r:
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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FC: 1349-5339-5769
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Dinomaster
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The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and kick himself in the head. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

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they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
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I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
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Dinomaster
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"Broke back Mountain" is what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas on his front lawn.


(broke back mountain is a movie if you didn't know)
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
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(i know) ;)
Chuck Norris'l agent asked him if he wanted a part in "Broke Back Mountain". Chuck round-house kicked him because Chuck Norris doesn't do gay cowboy movies. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. :ph43r:
Creatures:

Splicer ,Chomper, Therivine, Necog, Diflamma, Kadaver, Unagi, Deinocetus, Phobos & Deimos, Snake, Shedillo, Necros

Points:
82850


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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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