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| Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (987 Views) | |
| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:34 PM Post #31 |
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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves. |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:35 PM Post #32 |
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Omelette du fromage
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Staring at Chuck Norris fr extended periods of time without proper eye protection may cause blindness and foot sized bruises to the face. |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:36 PM Post #33 |
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. I love this one :lol: |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:39 PM Post #34 |
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that ones funny! Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris Can kill five birds with half a stone :ph43r: (I like these ones! :lol: ) |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:40 PM Post #35 |
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:49 PM Post #36 |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried... :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:52 PM Post #37 |
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. This one is Hilarious! :lol: |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 03:56 PM Post #38 |
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The teenager mutant ninja turtles was based on a real story. Once, Chuck Norris swallowed four baby turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they were six feet tall and had learned karate! :lol: :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 03:59 PM Post #39 |
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" |
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 04:06 PM Post #40 |
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The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 05:21 PM Post #41 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and kick himself in the head. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 05:36 PM Post #42 |
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"Broke back Mountain" is what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas on his front lawn. (broke back mountain is a movie if you didn't know) |
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| madscientist | Jun 5 2008, 05:54 PM Post #43 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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(i know) Chuck Norris'l agent asked him if he wanted a part in "Broke Back Mountain". Chuck round-house kicked him because Chuck Norris doesn't do gay cowboy movies. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Dinomaster | Jun 5 2008, 06:18 PM Post #44 |
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 5 2008, 08:18 PM Post #45 |
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. |
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