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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (986 Views)
Kingpin
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Kronos
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris won in a staring contest against a dead guy.
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve 50 yards. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Saidilophosaurus
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Chief of Medicine
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Chuck Norris was once mistaken for Noel Edmonds and forced to host a show alongside Mr Blobby.
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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MS I told you that one!

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Heck was That?" :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.( :lol: )
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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Chuck Norris orderd a big mac at a bk... he got one. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris was once denied a EggMcMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35. He round-house kicked it and it turned into a Wendys. :ph43r:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Clockwork
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DEUS VULT
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own bare hands!
Monsters:
Platty
Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100)
Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus)
Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor)
Bomber
Acroman
King Cobroth
Badgewrath (Wrath)
Prometheoyster (Sorrow)
Monglut (Gluttony)
Corpslumber (Sloth)
Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence)
Carnalug (Lust)
Lucifer (Pride)
Battalion (War)
Covetitan (Greed)
Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell)
Irewood (Envy)
Formicaesar Legion (Conquest)
Apollyon (Vainglory)
Blitzlax (Discouragement)
Babylon Rose (Fornication)
The Mass (Khaos)
Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos)
Almater (Gaea)
Nemean Antlion (Tartaros)
Bleeding Hato (Eros)
Hadalbender (Erebos)

COMING "SOON":
Juggernaut & Dreadnought
Five doses of ???
Protogenoi
Loves- 3/8 done
Destrux, my origin story

Credits: 5282

EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn

Battle Ratio: 12/0/10
Team Ratio: 0/1/0
Mission Ratio: 3/1
Written: 23

3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311
690/693/721 Dex Completion

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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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the only thing that can defeat chuck norris is 5,000 chuck norises :ph43r:
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Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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Fleeshstar
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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chuck norris doesn't have a mom. :ph43r:
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Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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Kronos
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You made those up. :huh:


The big Bang theory is actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the universe.
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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madscientist
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What scientists call the "Big bang" Chuck Norris refers to as a bad case of gas.
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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