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| Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (986 Views) | |
| Kingpin | Jun 7 2008, 08:58 AM Post #46 |
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Kronos
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. |
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| madscientist | Jun 7 2008, 09:30 AM Post #47 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris won in a staring contest against a dead guy. |
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| Kingpin | Jun 7 2008, 09:40 AM Post #48 |
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Kronos
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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. |
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| madscientist | Jun 7 2008, 09:51 AM Post #49 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve 50 yards. :ph43r: |
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| Saidilophosaurus | Jun 7 2008, 10:53 AM Post #50 |
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Chief of Medicine
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Chuck Norris was once mistaken for Noel Edmonds and forced to host a show alongside Mr Blobby. |
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| Kingpin | Jun 7 2008, 12:45 PM Post #51 |
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Kronos
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MS I told you that one! Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Heck was That?" :lol: |
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| Kingpin | Jun 7 2008, 10:21 PM Post #52 |
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.( :lol: ) |
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| madscientist | Jun 8 2008, 08:44 AM Post #53 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris orderd a big mac at a bk... he got one. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Jun 8 2008, 10:54 AM Post #54 |
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. :lol: |
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| madscientist | Jun 8 2008, 02:36 PM Post #55 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris was once denied a EggMcMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35. He round-house kicked it and it turned into a Wendys. :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Clockwork | Oct 11 2008, 01:48 AM Post #56 |
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own bare hands! |
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| Fleeshstar | Oct 12 2008, 04:32 PM Post #57 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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the only thing that can defeat chuck norris is 5,000 chuck norises :ph43r: |
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| Fleeshstar | Oct 12 2008, 07:31 PM Post #58 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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chuck norris doesn't have a mom. :ph43r: |
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| Kingpin | Oct 12 2008, 08:56 PM Post #59 |
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You made those up. The big Bang theory is actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the universe. |
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| madscientist | Oct 13 2008, 04:21 PM Post #60 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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What scientists call the "Big bang" Chuck Norris refers to as a bad case of gas. |
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