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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (985 Views)
albinoraptor
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i made some up:

chuck norris watches things that are`nt on tv yet,because the makers of the movies give him any movie he wants.

in a battle between batman and spiderman,chuck norris wins.

spys don`t spy on chuck norris,chuck norris spys on them.
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madscientist
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If you see Chuck Norris someone is seconds away from death. If you dont see Chuck Norris YOU may be seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris beat the wall in a game of tennis

Chuck Norris donated his left nut, Scientists called it jupiter
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Lol. Those are good.



Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasnination. He jumped in front of the president and his beard absorbed the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of shear amazement.
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

lol this is fun
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag on Halo 3 online, he potatoesacks them.
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chuck norris dose`nt visit seaworld.seaworld visits him.
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Chuck Norris is an actor who is famous mainly in the US, though some European film nerds may know about him. He is an expert in martial arts, and crazy out of control internet fandom belives he can do many things which are not true. he is famous for using roundhouse kicks, the weakest of the karate kicks. The most powerful however is the back kick.

Even if the phrases about him would mean that the Stig would beat him.

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Saidi, everyone knows Chuck Norris cant do all of the stuff we say, its just he's been in so many shoot-em-up kick-their-***es movies it just started.
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Oh boy, we're screwed. A racecar driver is going to destroy us all because apparantly Saidi says he can beat up Chuck Norris. Who's to say we won't all be killed. :unsure:
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Okay...I just said the truth about Chuck Norris. And btw the main reason I do this is because he is hardly known outside the US. I've only evr found two DVDs with him in them.
And KP?

Please be quiet. Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour.

And in a fight, of course Charlie Norris could beat the Stig. Just the fact that the Stig has well over 800 phrases about him seem to beat the twenty or so about Chuck.
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Poor misguided Saidi...Sarcasm is the golden form of humor.


And twenty phrases! You've got to be kidding me. I can give you at least five sites that have a hundred or so Chuck Noriis sayings.


And the bit about Chuck Norris not being known? Bet you twenty bucks that no one on this site that's american knows who the Stig is either. Just like I don't know all the shows in Britain. There's an ocean spereating us if you didn't notice. Some things are bound to go unnoticed.
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
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He saw this and said YES!
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Actually KP some Americans (sadly) dont know who Chuck Norris. Like the one who moved to Canada and moved back.
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On CW calling me a monster-
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Exactly my point. Even people who lived in the country right next to us have no clue who Chuck Norris is! How would other countrys know about him is Canada doesn't.
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At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
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Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
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Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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he was only there for a year.
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On CW calling me a monster-
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I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


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