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| Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (984 Views) | |
| Clockwork | Oct 29 2008, 05:08 PM Post #76 |
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DEUS VULT
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You realize your proving Kingpin's point even more, right? |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| madscientist | Oct 29 2008, 05:15 PM Post #77 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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What are you talking about? He said people in Canada dont know who he is, I said that the one guy I was talking about was only there for a year.
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| Kingpin | Oct 29 2008, 05:18 PM Post #78 |
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Kronos
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Doesn't matter. If he can go that long in that close a country, It proves my point. |
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| Clockwork | Oct 29 2008, 05:20 PM Post #79 |
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DEUS VULT
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Yes, only for a year & he forgot who Chuck Norris is If 1 person can be in a country right next to us for only 1 year & then come back here & not know who Chuck is, well, it can only mean 1 thing: Chuck Norris was created to be a secret weapon of mass destruction, hidden from everyone outside of america, & scientists madeforce-field-type things that made everyone who leaves america to forget all about him!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| madscientist | Oct 29 2008, 05:28 PM Post #80 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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You found out their plan, I'm sorry but now I'll have to kill you. :mellow: JK :lol: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Clockwork | Oct 29 2008, 05:31 PM Post #81 |
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DEUS VULT
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Ah, shiz, not again................ xD lol |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| Kingpin | Oct 29 2008, 05:55 PM Post #82 |
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Kronos
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We're getting off topic but... I'm sorry, but no I have to indruce you to my little friend. SAY HELLLLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! *Machine gun fires* |
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| madscientist | Oct 30 2008, 06:08 PM Post #83 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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We aren't getting off topic, we're talking about Chuck Norris aren't we? |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Oct 30 2008, 06:30 PM Post #84 |
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Kronos
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Quite alright. BOT then. |
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| Kingpin | Jun 2 2009, 11:45 AM Post #85 |
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Kronos
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said Get a job. That is the story of the universe. |
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| madscientist | Jun 2 2009, 12:40 PM Post #86 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris participated in the Running Of the Bulls... He walked Someone once told Chuck Norris that a round-house kick was not the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake ever made. Chuck Norris went skydiving once but promised never to do it again... One Grand Canyon is enough. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| threedaysgraceman | Sep 8 2009, 06:39 PM Post #87 |
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Good band
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Did you know that one FAMILY GUY Chuck Norris has a fist growing out of his chin |
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monsters: traxle Chanta King kong credits: 3,335 Battles Wins:0 Lose:0 ties:2 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song Me and flish's site! | |
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| Clockwork | Sep 8 2009, 06:48 PM Post #88 |
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DEUS VULT
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(Yes 3DGM, it was based on all of these quotes, one in particular) The Greek Pronounciation of Chuck Norris is Zeus. |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| Fleeshstar | Sep 8 2009, 06:49 PM Post #89 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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the longest couch in the world wasn't always that long, until chuck norris found it. kronos didn't actually defeat destroyer, it was chuck norris in descize. |
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| Oyster Man | Sep 8 2009, 07:05 PM Post #90 |
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(ง ͠° ᗝ ° )ง "Fite me!"
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Chuck Norris could throw you down a 12 story flight of stairs, but you'd love him anyway. |
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What are you talking about? He said people in Canada dont know who he is, I said that the one guy I was talking about was only there for a year.


If 1 person can be in a country right next to us for only 1 year & then come back here & not know who Chuck is, well, it can only mean 1 thing: Chuck Norris was created to be a secret weapon of mass destruction, hidden from everyone outside of america, & scientists madeforce-field-type things that made everyone who leaves america to forget all about him!!!!!!!!!!!!







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