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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (983 Views)
Fleeshstar
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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Kingpin is chuck norris in desquise. I saw! :ph43r:
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Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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madscientist
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys sidewalks and furnature.

Chuck Norris eats a bowl full of gasoline and nails for breakfast.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a combination of wood grain alcohol, industrial paint remover and barbed wire on a stick.
I follow Cool.

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they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Kingpin
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Waffle Flish,Sep 8 2009
06:08 PM
Kingpin is chuck norris in desquise. I saw! :ph43r:

WIN
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Saidilophosaurus
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Seven pages? Now do you see why DF and I dislike these things you say about Chuck Norris? A joke does get OLD. First few times, it's funny. After that it loses its humour. Then it just becomes repetitive and irritating. In real life, my old Karate teacher could beat him.

Oh by the way, the roundhouse kick is the worst kick.
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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Fleeshstar
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Saidilophosaurus,Sep 9 2009
05:27 AM
Seven pages? Now do you see why DF and I dislike these things you say about Chuck Norris? A joke does get OLD. First few times, it's funny. After that it loses its humour. Then it just becomes repetitive and irritating. In real life, my old Karate teacher could beat him.

Oh by the way, the roundhouse kick is the worst kick.

you, my friend, just made the biggest mistake in history. :P
Posted Image
Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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Saidilophosaurus
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Well, I haven't had a right-wing actor come after me yet. And anyway, it is. It's the least powerful. You want proper power? Try a back kick.
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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threedaysgraceman
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
monsters:
traxle
Chanta
King kong

credits:
3,335

Battles
Wins:0
Lose:0
ties:2
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song

Me and flish's site!
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albinoraptor
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that joke was told already.

chuck norris uses a barb wire as a blanket. :ph43r:
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

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madscientist
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look saidi, there IS a reason i made this topic, so we could say chuck norris jokes and you DONT need to read them. ;)
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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threedaysgraceman
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Dang i got that one off of chucknorrisfacts.com it is an awesome site with alot of chuck norris jokes
monsters:
traxle
Chanta
King kong

credits:
3,335

Battles
Wins:0
Lose:0
ties:2
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song

Me and flish's site!
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Clockwork
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That's where most of us get them as far as I know, except for the ones who make them up or get them from the Chuck Norris 400 facts book.
Monsters:
Platty
Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100)
Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus)
Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor)
Bomber
Acroman
King Cobroth
Badgewrath (Wrath)
Prometheoyster (Sorrow)
Monglut (Gluttony)
Corpslumber (Sloth)
Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence)
Carnalug (Lust)
Lucifer (Pride)
Battalion (War)
Covetitan (Greed)
Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell)
Irewood (Envy)
Formicaesar Legion (Conquest)
Apollyon (Vainglory)
Blitzlax (Discouragement)
Babylon Rose (Fornication)
The Mass (Khaos)
Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos)
Almater (Gaea)
Nemean Antlion (Tartaros)
Bleeding Hato (Eros)
Hadalbender (Erebos)

COMING "SOON":
Juggernaut & Dreadnought
Five doses of ???
Protogenoi
Loves- 3/8 done
Destrux, my origin story

Credits: 5282

EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn

Battle Ratio: 12/0/10
Team Ratio: 0/1/0
Mission Ratio: 3/1
Written: 23

3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311
690/693/721 Dex Completion

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threedaysgraceman
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i will give anybody 1000 credits for an egg that describes Chuck Norris and i will name it Chuck Norris :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
monsters:
traxle
Chanta
King kong

credits:
3,335

Battles
Wins:0
Lose:0
ties:2
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song

Me and flish's site!
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Kingpin
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Where'd you get a 1000 credits?



And MS is right Saidi. No need to ruin the topic for the rest of us.
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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Sigma Tech72
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Card Maker
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If I had to guess some of those probably came from me buying some eggs. But that'd be my contribution.
Creatures
Leoraptor
Nodistrap
Emperor Komodo
RhinoAnteater
Armoredillo
Baryfronyx
Tankeetle
Quillbird

Credits: 4,900

The Mage must MIND the shaking earth
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albinoraptor
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5CHAR
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
It's not an obsession if your mom's okay with it.
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