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| Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (983 Views) | |
| Fleeshstar | Sep 8 2009, 07:08 PM Post #91 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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Kingpin is chuck norris in desquise. I saw! :ph43r: |
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| madscientist | Sep 8 2009, 07:08 PM Post #92 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys sidewalks and furnature. Chuck Norris eats a bowl full of gasoline and nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a combination of wood grain alcohol, industrial paint remover and barbed wire on a stick. |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Sep 8 2009, 10:18 PM Post #93 |
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Kronos
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| Saidilophosaurus | Sep 9 2009, 04:27 AM Post #94 |
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Chief of Medicine
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Seven pages? Now do you see why DF and I dislike these things you say about Chuck Norris? A joke does get OLD. First few times, it's funny. After that it loses its humour. Then it just becomes repetitive and irritating. In real life, my old Karate teacher could beat him. Oh by the way, the roundhouse kick is the worst kick. |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| Fleeshstar | Sep 9 2009, 07:13 AM Post #95 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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you, my friend, just made the biggest mistake in history.
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| Saidilophosaurus | Sep 9 2009, 07:15 AM Post #96 |
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Chief of Medicine
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Well, I haven't had a right-wing actor come after me yet. And anyway, it is. It's the least powerful. You want proper power? Try a back kick. |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| threedaysgraceman | Sep 9 2009, 04:55 PM Post #97 |
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Good band
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control |
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monsters: traxle Chanta King kong credits: 3,335 Battles Wins:0 Lose:0 ties:2 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song Me and flish's site! | |
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| albinoraptor | Sep 9 2009, 05:03 PM Post #98 |
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that joke was told already. chuck norris uses a barb wire as a blanket. :ph43r: |
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| madscientist | Sep 9 2009, 05:37 PM Post #99 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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look saidi, there IS a reason i made this topic, so we could say chuck norris jokes and you DONT need to read them.
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| threedaysgraceman | Sep 9 2009, 05:55 PM Post #100 |
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Good band
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Dang i got that one off of chucknorrisfacts.com it is an awesome site with alot of chuck norris jokes |
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monsters: traxle Chanta King kong credits: 3,335 Battles Wins:0 Lose:0 ties:2 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song Me and flish's site! | |
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| Clockwork | Sep 9 2009, 06:00 PM Post #101 |
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DEUS VULT
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That's where most of us get them as far as I know, except for the ones who make them up or get them from the Chuck Norris 400 facts book. |
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| threedaysgraceman | Sep 9 2009, 06:07 PM Post #102 |
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Good band
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i will give anybody 1000 credits for an egg that describes Chuck Norris and i will name it Chuck Norris :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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monsters: traxle Chanta King kong credits: 3,335 Battles Wins:0 Lose:0 ties:2 -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQwIf your down listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZgAwesome song Me and flish's site! | |
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| Kingpin | Sep 9 2009, 07:19 PM Post #103 |
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Kronos
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Where'd you get a 1000 credits? And MS is right Saidi. No need to ruin the topic for the rest of us. |
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| Sigma Tech72 | Sep 9 2009, 07:29 PM Post #104 |
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Card Maker
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If I had to guess some of those probably came from me buying some eggs. But that'd be my contribution. |
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| albinoraptor | Sep 10 2009, 06:29 AM Post #105 |
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5CHAR
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. |
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