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Chuck Norris; where we say things about chuck norris
Topic Started: Jun 4 2008, 10:38 AM (990 Views)
threedaysgraceman
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well kingpin i sold some of my eggs and now i got 1335 so i'll be good :lol:
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BOT or i`ll set chuck norris on you!
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threedaysgraceman
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oh no thats ok only if me a chuck norris are still friends :lol:
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris had the brilliant idea of selling his pee. The next day Red Bull was created.

The orignal version of Alien vs Predator was called Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris. The movie had some slight ajustments when they realized no one would watch a movie that lasted only 14 seconds.

When Chuck Norris is killing time, it's just for the joy of killing.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa.

Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
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Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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albinoraptor
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chuck norris is why waldo is hiding.

chuck norris is curently suing the NBC,claiming law and order are the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
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