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| Topic Started: Jun 20 2008, 01:43 PM (523 Views) | |
| DinoFlame | Jun 20 2008, 01:43 PM Post #1 |
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God-King of Eldorado
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Funny book names: Artificail Inteligence By Anne Droids Math Rules! By Adam Upp Fishing in China By Beg Woung All about T-Rex By Tyler Rant :lol:
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ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8 3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185 Credits: 89,500 Monsters: Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter, EEC: Pterohynus, Vulakat, Creature Concepts: The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin) Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus, Remakes (Klog, Komodoking) | |
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| Kingpin | Jun 20 2008, 01:46 PM Post #2 |
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Kronos
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Famous last words: Don't worry it's hibernating; Double dare me; and- I wonder what happens when I put these two wires together. :lol: I've got more, I just can't remeber them. |
![]() Creatures Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat Solkor, Triloferous, Shade Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell Piscis, Taurus, Leo Gemini, Aries, Cancer Halloween, Christmas, JFourth Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint Chungo & Medrith, Abassi Credits 100640
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| DinoFlame | Jun 20 2008, 01:51 PM Post #3 |
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God-King of Eldorado
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Astraliua's favorite drink: Coca-Koala What fish wears spurs and a cowboy hat? Billy The Cod! :lol: |
ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8 3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185 Credits: 89,500 Monsters: Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter, EEC: Pterohynus, Vulakat, Creature Concepts: The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin) Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus, Remakes (Klog, Komodoking) | |
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 01:53 PM Post #4 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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ooo-ooo i know some famous last words. "nah it wont hurt a bit" "oooo me first" "here goes nothing" and the most famous "ooo pretty button, whats it do" :lol: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Kingpin | Jun 20 2008, 01:57 PM Post #5 |
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Kronos
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I remembered some! Let me show you; I am NOT a baby, watch! :lol: |
![]() Creatures Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat Solkor, Triloferous, Shade Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell Piscis, Taurus, Leo Gemini, Aries, Cancer Halloween, Christmas, JFourth Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint Chungo & Medrith, Abassi Credits 100640
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 02:05 PM Post #6 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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i rememberd one also. "hey guys, check this out" and "lets go poke it with sticks" :lol: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| DinoFlame | Jun 20 2008, 02:05 PM Post #7 |
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God-King of Eldorado
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"What? You to afraid to flip the switch? Here, fine, I'll do it." "Hey, let's cheeck out that island!" "I wonder what would happen if I touched this dead mouse..." |
ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8 3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185 Credits: 89,500 Monsters: Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter, EEC: Pterohynus, Vulakat, Creature Concepts: The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin) Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus, Remakes (Klog, Komodoking) | |
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 02:07 PM Post #8 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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I know one that spells ultimate death "lets go mess with Chuck Norris" woah. scary i know. :ph43r: scary :ph43r: :ph43r: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Saidilophosaurus | Jun 20 2008, 03:49 PM Post #9 |
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Chief of Medicine
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Oh no. Chuck'll kill us. I get so sick of that **** Cpt John Sedgewick, a Yankee soldier in the American Civil War: They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan--(gets hit by a bullseye) Oscar Wilde: Either that wallpaper goes or I do. Spike Milligan's gravestone: I told you I was ill. Some idiot in a Mawworm exhibit: What happens if I can this red lump? Some idiot in a Cheetah Beetle Exhibit: Hey, look! Eggs! Let's touch them! Some idiot rapper in a Gurath enclosure: Check out my bling, y'all |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 03:51 PM Post #10 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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lol rapper with bling in a gurath exibit. :lol:
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| albinoraptor | Jun 20 2008, 03:53 PM Post #11 |
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5CHAR
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i got some: idiot chasing a terror rex:"come here little parakeet!" even dumber guy in valen rex`s cage:"it`s just a harmless lizard!" way dumber guy in the battle between valen rex & hermagler:"these are awsome animatronics!" |
Creatures: Valen Rex , Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, NoepeCredits: 7096
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 03:55 PM Post #12 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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guy sees fluffy exibit: "awwww fluffy sounds cute i'm going in the exibit." :lol: |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| DinoFlame | Jun 20 2008, 03:56 PM Post #13 |
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God-King of Eldorado
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lol, return of the n00b from the first book in my story.(who's name I've forget due to him not having much of an important role seeing as he's always being an optimistic, monsters don't exist, idiot. )
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ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8 3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185 Credits: 89,500 Monsters: Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter, EEC: Pterohynus, Vulakat, Creature Concepts: The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin) Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus, Remakes (Klog, Komodoking) | |
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| Fleeshstar | Jun 20 2008, 03:56 PM Post #14 |
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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xito: I'm going to radio cheif goombat *radios cheif goombat* goombat: *eats xito* uncle xito: I told you not to radio her! xito: *mumble* :lol: |
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Originals: Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog Normal: Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown Carnalug Clause Magascutum, Wheel Nani: Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider God-Tier: Ako, Xuanwu ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5343-9163-0037![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| madscientist | Jun 20 2008, 03:59 PM Post #15 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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thats who i was thinking of when i wrote that. :lol: Whatever happend to him anyways.
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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