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Topic Started: Jun 20 2008, 01:43 PM (522 Views)
Fleeshstar
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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n00b: hey your not a flishonyan, you look like a human. I mean, your green and have wings and are only nine inches long.
flish: *wacks g00n in the face*
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Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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Saidilophosaurus
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Chief of Medicine
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flog 1: were are you going?
flog 2: fishin' for guraths. wana help?
flog 1: sure.

Gurath 1: Hey, look! Flogs are trying to fish for us!
Gurath 2: Give me my spear...
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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Fleeshstar
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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flog1: great, they saw us. fly away!
flog 2: *gets hit with a spear and mutates into a scorpeetah.
gurath2: run!!! scorpeetah!
guraths: ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scorpeetah: *pumbles guraths to the ground and eats gurath 1*
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Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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Saidilophosaurus
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Chief of Medicine
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Gurath 2 gets his spear and kills Scorpeetsh with a single stab.
Guraths 3-8 come running up.
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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madscientist
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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ooh more last words "hmm now was it red or blue wire :huh: " :P
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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Famous last words: I spit on gravity!; What does this spell?-D-A-N-G-E-R. :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
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Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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albinoraptor
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5CHAR
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more last words!(that i made up.):

idiot in kronos cage:"just try to eat me you fat dinosaur!(sticks tongue out at kronos.)"

mechanic fixing a car:"now,i should take out this thing that looks like a nuclear bomb.....(explosian happens in background.)"

robot:"beep bep beep!BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

r2-d2:"beep-buh."

c3po:"oh dear!"

darth vader:"luke skywwalker,i want you to no something:(vader breaths deeply.)i...like......potato chips."

luke skywalker:"give me you`r best shot,darth maul."

fish:"blub."
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
It's not an obsession if your mom's okay with it.
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madscientist
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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hehe fish:blub. :lol:
I follow Cool.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-)
they are watching you.

On CW calling me a monster-
Quote:
 
I'm not a monster I'm a BEAST!!!


my animals-
T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA
credits-6250
wins-5
losses-11
my website-Robo Wars
What TRDC was supposed to look like.
Posted Image
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albinoraptor
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5CHAR
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here`s 2 more last words:

horse:"nay!"

frog:"i think i`m gonna croak."
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
It's not an obsession if your mom's okay with it.
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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You know it's going to be a bad day when-
-You roll out of your bed and miss the floor.
-The birds singing outside your window are vultures.


Famous last words-Don't worry, it's not loaded.

Miscellanius
-Today is a day for firm decisions!! Or is it?!?
-Don't use force, use a bigger hammer.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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DinoFlame
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God-King of Eldorado
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And the most fomous last words of all....
"Hey, lets go tell Saidy how much Chuck Noris PWNS!"
Chris Perkins
 

Today, I'm going to be takin' these four fine folks into the biggest, meanest dungeon in the Forgotten Realms, and I don't know if they're gonna survive.
...But I'm cool with that.


ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8
3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185

Credits:
89,500

Monsters:
Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter,
EEC:
Pterohynus, Vulakat,

Creature Concepts:
The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto)
The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin)
Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus,
Remakes (Klog, Komodoking)
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Saidilophosaurus
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Chief of Medicine
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The result of doing that
Posted Image
I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur.

Creatures (paid for)
Gurath
Mawworm
Cheetah Beetle
Scampi
Lurkiller
Weevion
Saidilophosaurus
Pyrotitan

Credits
10450

Pipeline
Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current
Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools
Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth.
Laser-eye insects
Skarsgar
Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound
Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ
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Fleeshstar
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What did Flish Shake Even Mean
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carrots by carrol ots
flying by air plane
horses by stella ion :P
Posted Image
Credits:
4400
Quote:
 
CCW: I am back but will be leaving periodically for like a minute at a time because, as predicted, my clay pot's toilet is broken

Originals:
Goombat, Terrorsheild, Trooafly, Snappermouth, Turkoomz, Crocozin, Poison-Spine Frog
Normal:
Flamegle, Hogfish, Mulciber, Ignibruchid, Ignitherium, Mantalupus, Urinosaurus, Mapinguari, Furtusuchus, Ingrex, Spitdevil, Malocutis, Russian Rose Fungus, Torpedo Bullwhip, Lusca, Con Rit, Goliath Suncrown
Carnalug Clause
Magascutum, Wheel
Nani:
Boletot, Grove, Gattlomonstrum, Titanolimaxus, Armaruptor, Falxohirudus, Cutilamia, The Sorg, Branding Hellworm, Puddlelion, Flesh Louse, Ganglion, Marrolante, Breadgun, Belspider
God-Tier:
Ako, Xuanwu
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albinoraptor
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5CHAR
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arctic birds by pen guin
how to keep a fish tank by i.m.a.catfish
the most stinky by f.art
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
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Kingpin
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Kronos
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Mind reading by I. Know
Worship by O.M.G.
Soccer by K. Icker
Quote:
 
At the beginning there was nothing but Falcon
And he said the emptiness
"Show me your moves."
And so the universe exploded
He saw this and said YES!
He saw this and it was good.
                      -First Punch, Chapter IX
Posted Image

Creatures
Hermagler, Triceramole, Pyrog swarm
Mammoboar, Mantine , Marrow
Rigabamboo, Bastia and Angelwing, Nerospitter
Fiery Harvestblax, Megatooth, Shadowcat
Solkor, Triloferous, Shade
Pararaptor, Condorian, Hippiddler
Chargerfish, Tentaculas, Azoth
Pullusmors, Shroomshi and Sporpli, Derops
Kraken, Zeus/Thunderbird, Biocell
Piscis, Taurus, Leo
Gemini, Aries, Cancer

Halloween, Christmas, JFourth

Fools Pack, Thanksgiving, Valentine
Philhog, NewYear, Easter, Saint
Chungo & Medrith, Abassi
Credits
100640
Quote:
 
Although when Walrus said there was a madscientist within us all I kind of got freaked out. I don't really want a triggerhappy weapons genius living in my stomach...
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