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| Saidilophosaurus | Oct 24 2009, 01:49 PM Post #46 |
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Republican, eh? This isn't really a joke. In a recent survey, one fifth of the English population wwho had the vote, said that they supported the British National Party. We're f'cked. |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| madscientist | Oct 24 2009, 03:41 PM Post #47 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Im not really republican, im more republican than democrat but im mostly in the middle. |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Saidilophosaurus | Oct 24 2009, 04:14 PM Post #48 |
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Come to England. The Lib Dems should appeal to you. |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| madscientist | Oct 24 2009, 04:31 PM Post #49 |
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The few, the proud, the Marines
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Well i really wouldn't want to belong to any political party, if I were passing laws or voting i would pick whichever one would be the best. Not whether its good for my party. |
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I follow Cool. (-(-(-(--)-)-)-) they are watching you. On CW calling me a monster-
my animals- T-Rexodactalconda (TRDC) Pirankey Giganto Galleon and LOTA credits-6250 wins-5 losses-11 my website-Robo Wars What TRDC was supposed to look like.
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| Saidilophosaurus | Oct 24 2009, 04:40 PM Post #50 |
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Mmm. I'm just going to vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party. |
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I am the King of Putrescine and Sulphur. Creatures (paid for) Gurath Mawworm Cheetah Beetle Scampi Lurkiller Weevion Saidilophosaurus Pyrotitan Credits 10450 Pipeline Aerotitan - Flying Skewer/Manta Ray/Elasmosaur omnivore that body checks things, electrical current Hydrotitan - Great big ragworm with electric field, can suck in smaller things with bladderwort traps, bio-luminescence bursts, makes whirlpools Chomatitan - Great big starfish thing. Ridiculously heavy, can spray out clouds of dust and salt. Lots of armour and thick blubber, slams arms to shark the earth. Laser-eye insects Skarsgar Redux: Sharguana, Hellhound Update: Mawworm, Scampi, Cheetah Beetle, Lurkiller, Weevion, Saidilophosaurus to current standards CURRENT STANDARDS OP NERF CURRENT STANDARDS BLIZZ | |
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| Clockwork | Oct 24 2009, 07:03 PM Post #51 |
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DEUS VULT
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@AR: Your jokes... They arn't really funny. Whatsoever. :mellow: @KP: Deadpool (On being a comic book character): I wonder if I still think in thse little bubbles... Ah, there you are bubbles! What fun we should have with eachother! |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| Kingpin | Oct 24 2009, 10:56 PM Post #52 |
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Ah, Deadpool. Breaking down the fourth wall one brick at a time. Forge: We've determined Cable's not on Earth, so I equipped your harness with interspatial and intraspatial fluctuators. Deadpool: I've had both after eating Taco Bell. Weasel: Wayd-- id dad du? Deadpool: Uhm... yo no hablo ingles. Weasel: Wayd, du iddit, I doh door boice. Deadpool: Drat! Everyone gets my voice on account of the hollow, crinkly De-mee sound it makes and the funky yellow balloons. [Black Mamba has just incapacitated Weasel, Deadpool, Cable, Luke Cage and Iron Fist by showing them their darkest fantasies] Weasel: I think it would be for the best if I just didn't ask... [It's revealed that Deadpool is straddling Cable and Iron Fist is straddling Luke Cage] Deadpool: Did anyone else have a dream involving suntan lotion? For serious. Iron Fist: Can we go inside now? Luke Cage: Yeah. Cable: Yes. Weasel: I'll go to jail right now just to get away from here Spider-man: You should be scared of me, Deadpool. Deadpool: But you were so adorable in your movies. Tobey Maguire-teary doe-eyes, dishelved hope and that sweet lisp... Deadpool: Okay, so when I got bitten by a radioactive spider-- all I got was this rash on my thigh like you wouldn't believe-- that doesn't mean I can't do some fancy moves, too! Spider-man: Fancy? You got thighs like a tree-- you move like a groundhog-- you got no lean, mean grooves! Chicks don't dig you-- and kids don't wear Deadpool underoos! Deadpool: I've had like-- three action figures of me-- and I heard they might make a plush toy, too! And t-shirts. So... so... so there! Okay, fine, you win that round. But I've killed like hundreds more people than you have! Spider-man: And that's supposed to be a plus, you're thinking? Deadpool: Well, never convicted, so there's that... Cable: My name is Nathan Summers. Also called Cable. Deadpool: Also called Priscilla, Savior of the World. Cable: I can hurt you. I will hurt you. You're barely in this issue, so make what little panel time you have worthwhile. Deadpool: And so I shall. By making fun of you. Citizen V: This fight is completely unnecessary. Deadpool: Blasphemy! All fights are necessary [On the topic of hunting illegal heroes on the SHRA] Deadpool: You wanna join me? Figure we'd go after Mr. Fantastic first, big public knockdown... Cable: He already registered. Deadpool: He did? I better figure out whose side everyone's on, huh? Cable: That would probably be a good idea. Deadpool: See how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial distorter that will temporarily phase your brain into Dimension X! Daredevil: ...This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it. Deadpool: It is. Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried! Daredevil: Idiot. Why are you doing this? I thought Cable was on our side? Deadpool: Oh, and like I'm attached to Cable like a baby to its mother's teat? Is that what you're saying? Daredevil: Oh, lord, no... Cable: Did you actually go to a bar with a grenade in your pocket?! Deadpool: Or am I just happy to see you? |
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| Clockwork | Oct 24 2009, 11:12 PM Post #53 |
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Deadpool: Hello good buddy! It's me, Deadpool! I shot you... Deadpool: What? Babies creep me out... Rock-a-bye BANG! Deadpool: Logan, we missed you! Hey, Weapon X just hasn't been the same without ya! Nobody calls me bub anymore, & Omega Red's a BED-WETTER! Omega Red: *walks in with Weapon X scientist* One day I will rip out your tongue. Deadpool: *whispers* He's very ashamed... Scientist: Despite Deadpool's idiocy, Weapon X is indeed glad to have you back, Logan. We put considerable time & effort into you... Deadpool: & pointy things! I shot him in the @$$... With one of these! *holds up bullet* *everyone looks at Deadpool* Deadpool: ... What, I did. Deadpool: *holding gun to Bruce Banner's head* BANG! Hehe just kiddin'... |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| Kingpin | Oct 24 2009, 11:18 PM Post #54 |
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Are those actual quotes? They sound familiar. Black Box: No, Mr. Wilson. Let us try this again. Who is the greatest threat to public safety? Deadpool: Clowns! Black Box: Okay... Again... Can we please move beyond this fixation with clowns? I'll grant you that clowns are a threat. There's your bone. But who is an even greater threat? Deadpool: Simon Cowell! Black Box: Worse. Deadpool: Galactus! Black Box: Less than that. Deadpool: Karl Rove! Black Box: Somewhere between Galactus and Karl, who, by the way, is a valued customer. Prester John: I have dispensed the powers of my stellar rod in combat with the Fantastic Four and Thor. Deadpool: You -- really -- said -- stellar -- ro--bwahhahhahhahahhaha! [Jon blasts Deadpool with the rod. Deadpool sits on the floor, smoking.] Deadpool: Of course you know, this means war... Deadpool: Then I'll do the autopsy! I've done them before... I mean, not to a dead guy -- but the cuts've gotta be pretty much the same, right? Deadpool: No spent bullet casings in the eighth [sewage] vat either. I was beginning to doubt I'd find any bullet casings. And considering bullets hadn't even been used in the murder... I was beginning to have some doubt that this would help solve the crime... Agent X: You know another couple of funny words? Deadpool: Rumsfeld? Zygote? Agent X: Pancreas. And I want mine back. The Fixer: You took his pancreas? Deadpool: I had the sword out already, and well, he took a lot of my brain, I figured, it's just a little pancreas. The Fixer: Uhm... where is it? Deadpool: You know how we have these little pouches on our belts, but we never seem to use them... Weasel: What happened to Agent X-- Oh. Oh... you spelled out "Hi, Weasel" with his intestines. Deadpool: I knew you'd peek. Weasel: That was kinda... nice, Wade. [Deadpool and Agent X are fighting] [Simultaniusly] Deadpool: DIE! DIE, AGAIN! You! No, YOU! HEY! Cut that out! STOP COPY-- Agent X: --ING ME! I'm not copying you, YOU'RE copying me! No, I thought it FIRST! DID NOT! DID TOO! SON OF A-- DO NOT CALL MY MOMMA A-- The Fixer: I can fix this. Weasel: You've never seen anything like it? The Fixer: Nope. Weasel: And you don't have the slightest clue what it is or how it works? The Fixer: Nope. Deadpool: Okay, good enough for me! |
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| Clockwork | Oct 24 2009, 11:23 PM Post #55 |
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Yeah, they're from the movie "Hulk vs. Wolverine." Regretfully, because I don't have a bunch of comics, or any for that matter, that's all I got xD Hehe, stellar rod... |
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Monsters: Platty Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100) Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus) Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor) Bomber Acroman King Cobroth Badgewrath (Wrath) Prometheoyster (Sorrow) Monglut (Gluttony) Corpslumber (Sloth) Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence) Carnalug (Lust) Lucifer (Pride) Battalion (War) Covetitan (Greed) Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell) Irewood (Envy) Formicaesar Legion (Conquest) Apollyon (Vainglory) Blitzlax (Discouragement) Babylon Rose (Fornication) The Mass (Khaos) Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos) Almater (Gaea) Nemean Antlion (Tartaros) Bleeding Hato (Eros) Hadalbender (Erebos) COMING "SOON": Juggernaut & Dreadnought Five doses of ??? Protogenoi Loves- 3/8 done Destrux, my origin story Credits: 5282 EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn Battle Ratio: 12/0/10 Team Ratio: 0/1/0 Mission Ratio: 3/1 Written: 23 3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311 690/693/721 Dex Completion
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| Kingpin | Oct 24 2009, 11:28 PM Post #56 |
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I like the grenade one best. :lol: Deadpool: [his right hand liquifies] HEY! That was my Cinemax hand! Chill, Wade. You've made do with Seņor Lefty before. True love is still possible... [his left hand liquifies] Okay, so... I guess big wax lips are always an option, huh...? Weasel: Is that brain you're picking out of your mask? Deadpool: I don't want to talk about it. |
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