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Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device
Topic Started: Apr 24 2012, 09:22 PM (232 Views)
Oyster Man
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I had to write this for class, and I couldn't resist posting it online.
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Act now and receive your free Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device, for only seven cheap payments of 79.99!

The Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device houses an artificial intelligence that discriminates against deadly, and common, contagions (such as eboli, anthrax, and others) by using a Contagion Segregation Field.

The Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device makes a loving and loyal companion to your family and friends; and will never threaten to stab you!

Before purchasing the Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device, you should be aware of some of the potential dangers. Do not hold the device near an open flame. Do not submerge the device in water, even partially. Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not cover the operational end of the device. Do not hold the device near uncovered skin, as the Contagion Segregation Field may segregate your skin and other extremities. Women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant, should not use the device.

So act now, and recieve you Companion Anti-Contagion Container Device!
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DinoFlame
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Somehow I missed reading this earlier...
Anyway, it's a nice and simple yet amusing piece. ^_^

For future reference though, this probably could/should have gone into the S&T forum.
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