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LPP: The Long Penguin Project 2014; Patent Penguing
Topic Started: Jul 19 2014, 08:16 PM (1,144 Views)
DinoFlame
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God-King of Eldorado
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A joke or reference would be one thing. THAT... is just overkill, at least considering there was no mention or inkling of it prior to the edit and it came out of nowhere.


Forget 666, this brings a whole new level to the phrase "dancing penguins".
Chris Perkins
 

Today, I'm going to be takin' these four fine folks into the biggest, meanest dungeon in the Forgotten Realms, and I don't know if they're gonna survive.
...But I'm cool with that.


ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8
3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185

Credits:
89,500

Monsters:
Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter,
EEC:
Pterohynus, Vulakat,

Creature Concepts:
The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto)
The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin)
Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus,
Remakes (Klog, Komodoking)
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Clockwork
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DEUS VULT
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Yeah I didn't at all expect that.

And he actually already did add the DNA, right after I suggested it.
Monsters:
Platty
Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100)
Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus)
Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor)
Bomber
Acroman
King Cobroth
Badgewrath (Wrath)
Prometheoyster (Sorrow)
Monglut (Gluttony)
Corpslumber (Sloth)
Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence)
Carnalug (Lust)
Lucifer (Pride)
Battalion (War)
Covetitan (Greed)
Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell)
Irewood (Envy)
Formicaesar Legion (Conquest)
Apollyon (Vainglory)
Blitzlax (Discouragement)
Babylon Rose (Fornication)
The Mass (Khaos)
Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos)
Almater (Gaea)
Nemean Antlion (Tartaros)
Bleeding Hato (Eros)
Hadalbender (Erebos)

COMING "SOON":
Juggernaut & Dreadnought
Five doses of ???
Protogenoi
Loves- 3/8 done
Destrux, my origin story

Credits: 5282

EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn

Battle Ratio: 12/0/10
Team Ratio: 0/1/0
Mission Ratio: 3/1
Written: 23

3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311
690/693/721 Dex Completion

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albinoraptor
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Fleeshstar,Aug 5 2014
08:20 PM
Are you seriously telling me no one else saw that this, or at least something refering to it's... thing, was coming a mile away

That's not the only thing you could see from a mile away.

*rimshot*
Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
It's not an obsession if your mom's okay with it.
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Tyltalis
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It's certainly something alright. I guess there's nothing really wrong with it. Not necessarily the best profile in the world, but we can work with it. A most unusual creature. I guess it will do. Probably just needs a little warning on the top about "reader Discretion is advised" or whatever,
Creatures:
Greater Leatherwing Mii Animiavis Speedaroo Quetzalimimus Carnotherisaurus Osteolorodermus
Hytrasaurus
Money: 24900
Dedicated to my beloved spouse
with love ~<3
Touch the wind. Catch my love as it goes sailing
Touch the wind and I'll be close to you
I'll be easy to find
on the winds of the morning I'll come sailing
I'll be easy to find
and, baby, I'll be close to you
Touch the wind... [/SIZE]

R.I.P Legalosaurus, my younger brother, a dearest of friends, and beloved charge.
"The Heir will tear down the walls & reveal the truth of our hearts."
Dragon Flying type, mind you.
albinoraptor,May 4 2014
07:21 PM
MLS is, and always will be, slightly more intelligent than Ayn Rand.

GD
 
I like how you’ve crossed out the actually sensible thing, in favor of being Smaug.

The best thing that's happened to me in a long long time. Welcome back bro, I've missed you.
Descendant of the mighty Juan-Juan Empire, Legacy of Nobody, Kin of Blixia
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k20000
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Fleeshstar,Aug 5 2014
07:20 PM
Are you seriously telling me no one else saw that this, or at least something refering to it's... thing, was coming a mile away

I think you saw it coming because you and Blix were playing Civ with me...
Credits:1400
Monsters:Horde Rust Geckos, Sand Gasher, Long Penguin
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Clockwork
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Yeah, compared to Arnavora this really isn't half bad.
Monsters:
Platty
Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100)
Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus)
Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor)
Bomber
Acroman
King Cobroth
Badgewrath (Wrath)
Prometheoyster (Sorrow)
Monglut (Gluttony)
Corpslumber (Sloth)
Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence)
Carnalug (Lust)
Lucifer (Pride)
Battalion (War)
Covetitan (Greed)
Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell)
Irewood (Envy)
Formicaesar Legion (Conquest)
Apollyon (Vainglory)
Blitzlax (Discouragement)
Babylon Rose (Fornication)
The Mass (Khaos)
Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos)
Almater (Gaea)
Nemean Antlion (Tartaros)
Bleeding Hato (Eros)
Hadalbender (Erebos)

COMING "SOON":
Juggernaut & Dreadnought
Five doses of ???
Protogenoi
Loves- 3/8 done
Destrux, my origin story

Credits: 5282

EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn

Battle Ratio: 12/0/10
Team Ratio: 0/1/0
Mission Ratio: 3/1
Written: 23

3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311
690/693/721 Dex Completion

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Tyltalis
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Now that you bring Arnavora to mind this really isn't bad at all when it comes to penile monsters.
Creatures:
Greater Leatherwing Mii Animiavis Speedaroo Quetzalimimus Carnotherisaurus Osteolorodermus
Hytrasaurus
Money: 24900
Dedicated to my beloved spouse
with love ~<3
Touch the wind. Catch my love as it goes sailing
Touch the wind and I'll be close to you
I'll be easy to find
on the winds of the morning I'll come sailing
I'll be easy to find
and, baby, I'll be close to you
Touch the wind... [/SIZE]

R.I.P Legalosaurus, my younger brother, a dearest of friends, and beloved charge.
"The Heir will tear down the walls & reveal the truth of our hearts."
Dragon Flying type, mind you.
albinoraptor,May 4 2014
07:21 PM
MLS is, and always will be, slightly more intelligent than Ayn Rand.

GD
 
I like how you’ve crossed out the actually sensible thing, in favor of being Smaug.

The best thing that's happened to me in a long long time. Welcome back bro, I've missed you.
Descendant of the mighty Juan-Juan Empire, Legacy of Nobody, Kin of Blixia
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albinoraptor
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Okay, guys, I've got one more joke.

There's a reason it's called the Long Penguin.

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Creatures: Valen Rex Posted Image, Rabbat, Burrier, Secretary Griffin, Virusaurs, Demonis, Genohunter, Lizarians, Cetus, Snow Snakes, Ouroboros, Yggdrasil, Pyro Wasps, Wraith, Lagervo, Wolfworm, Iridesca, Stagroach, Aspidasaurus, Fulgetus, Mathogo, Noepe

Credits: 7096

Mr.11
 
It's not an obsession if your mom's okay with it.
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k20000
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So is it approved?
Credits:1400
Monsters:Horde Rust Geckos, Sand Gasher, Long Penguin
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Dr.Cool
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As hilarious as this is, I do believe this monster completely violates the "make sure posts are appropriate for younger members" rule.

I'll need a second opinion though.
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DarkGricer
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Well, these days posts like that are fine, as long as there is a warning before the inappropriate parts begin. For example, see Clocky's Babylon Rose.
Proud player of:

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--------- Goliath Fighter ----------

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---------- Thorin Kirreval ----------
------- Dragonborn Paladin -------

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--------------- Alson ---------------
--------- Oddball Wizard ---------

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------- Hill Dwarf Barbarian -------

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-------- Shayle Amberwood --------
------- Human Psycho Binder -------

3DS Friend code: 0447-6294-9656

Wins: 21
Loses: 13
Ties: 4

Writer of the Battle of the Maze.
Battles written: 36
Missions written: 3
Number of battles/missions featuring Tyrannotank written: 7
Number of battles/missions featuring Carnotherisaurus written: 7

Credits: 18550
Creature Coupons: 0

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Upcoming Creatures:

Legion, Vucub Caquix, Zipacna, Cabrakan, Thanatos

EEC critters:
Dragon's Den
Gigantoctopodus
Vrachotherium



Me
 
A LITTLE PAIN NEVER HURT ANYBODY!


DinoFlame
 
@DG:
Dashing through the snow~
On a broken ski~
Over the hills I go~
Smashing into trees!
Now the snow is red~
And I'm almost dead~
Now I'm in the hospital~
With stitches in my head! :rolleyes:  :P
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Clockwork
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We have plenty of sex related monsters already. They aren't obscene, just heavily involved in a natural process. It's the difference between a Nat Geo documentary and a porno.
Monsters:
Platty
Bomb-Blaster Swarm (100)
Underworld (Blest, Elysium, & Tartarus)
Minithulu Troop (6: Alfred, Abbs, J, Bob, Todd, & the Doctor)
Bomber
Acroman
King Cobroth
Badgewrath (Wrath)
Prometheoyster (Sorrow)
Monglut (Gluttony)
Corpslumber (Sloth)
Monitoxin & Serpoison (Famine & Pestilence)
Carnalug (Lust)
Lucifer (Pride)
Battalion (War)
Covetitan (Greed)
Grieffon Pack (Death, Swords, Plague, Beasts, & the pups, collectively named Hell)
Irewood (Envy)
Formicaesar Legion (Conquest)
Apollyon (Vainglory)
Blitzlax (Discouragement)
Babylon Rose (Fornication)
The Mass (Khaos)
Uranian Floating Octopus (Ouranos)
Almater (Gaea)
Nemean Antlion (Tartaros)
Bleeding Hato (Eros)
Hadalbender (Erebos)

COMING "SOON":
Juggernaut & Dreadnought
Five doses of ???
Protogenoi
Loves- 3/8 done
Destrux, my origin story

Credits: 5282

EEC: Gazenobra, Northern Kinhound, Fraternaraptor, Chocobornis, Vibrant Minami, Kakapwn

Battle Ratio: 12/0/10
Team Ratio: 0/1/0
Mission Ratio: 3/1
Written: 23

3DS FC: 0061-0480-8311
690/693/721 Dex Completion

Posted Image
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k20000
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That guy
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So is this approved?
Credits:1400
Monsters:Horde Rust Geckos, Sand Gasher, Long Penguin
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DinoFlame
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It would seem so.
I've got the time right now so I'll even do it myself.
Chris Perkins
 

Today, I'm going to be takin' these four fine folks into the biggest, meanest dungeon in the Forgotten Realms, and I don't know if they're gonna survive.
...But I'm cool with that.


ToD Level-Up Status: 7/8
3DS FC: 4356-0410-5185

Credits:
89,500

Monsters:
Pachysailosaurus, Sadaptoren, Raptagian, Carnosaurus, Gastoxic, Paladonstrum, Molick, Floraptor, Politisk, Goragon, Balalisto, Autoris, Wintarcus, Aquavenus, Torvofelis, Chelonosuchus, Dazzlewurm, Drakhaos, Insequs, Dracoceras, Mercury, Terra, Chess Spider, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Stonewrecker, Jupiter,
EEC:
Pterohynus, Vulakat,

Creature Concepts:
The Planets/Roman Gods (Mercury*, Venus*, Terra*, Mars*, Jupiter*, Saturn*, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto)
The Norse Gods(Thor, Loki, Odin)
Ultimate Leviathan, Mammalian Dragon, Black Hunter Whale(Venatorcetus), Summanus,
Remakes (Klog, Komodoking)
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