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The KW Chronicles!!! ((lol look what i found!!! Lol.
Topic Started: Jun 30 2008, 08:22 AM (210 Views)
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LOL I FOUND THE OLD EPISODES!!!!! Enjoy :D





Episode 1
Location: Dan's Apartment

Chief rolled over onto Dan. "Hey silly sleepy head wake up. Lets go to candy mountain!"

Dan giggled "Your on candy mountain babe and I want some chicken."

Chief frowned as he got off the bed and put his clothing on. He had began to wonder if Dan really loved him as he had in the past. Their were recent "signs" that began to lead Chief to question whether Dan did or not. "Dan honey?"

"Yeh baby?" Dan replied grabbing the piece of chicken out of the bucket from the night before.

"Do you love me as much as you did when we first met?" Chief's eye crooked upward and his mouth began to frown.

"Oh Chiefy weefy you know I do." Dan rolled onto the floor with a thud. "Come help me up a second. I enjoy our nights together, gravy, chicken, you and the remote. Your my sexy little daddy and im your knocked up love slave. What makes you question my love my tastey cup of man?"

"I dont question your love for me Dan. It's just we have been friends for so long and now we are pursuing each other sexually. It's just... I don't know. Is this good for the league? The owner getting involved with another admin? What would happen if someone found out? What would happen if someone spread a rumor? What if people started to talk danny?" Chief retorted with a serious look in his eyes.

Dan reached around Chief and firmly placed a hand on his butt. "Baby listen. Your Danny will take care of you. Dont you worry okay? Now just wipe all those bad little thoughts out of your head and lets get a "quicky" in before we have to go to work adminning the league." Dan gave him a quirky smile. Chief giggled.



Episode 2
Location: Admin Meeting Hall

"Allright everyone! I call this admin meeting to order! Where the hell is Suqu? If she doesn't get here in five minutes I will ban her from klanwars!" Chief yelled angrilly.

Dan reached over and gave Chief a pat on the butt. "Calm down Chief. She will be here shortly. No need to get riled up." Sapper raised an eyebrow over to Dan questioning the butt patting with an unsaid silence. Dan replied quickly, "Nothin wrong with a sportly pat on the butt now and again am I right Sapper?"

Sapper dropped his eyebrow, "Sure I guess."

Chief looked at Dan scornfully. Dan looked away like a scolded puppy. Sapper doodled on his notepad.

"Hey guys sorry im late, NasH is so good in bed. He always hits that one spot of mine and I have to keep myself from crying. I wish I could of called in sick." Suqu quickly took a seat and was noticibally sore as she sat down.

"NasH is banned from klanwars. You shouldn't assosciate with warriors like that. Hes bad news." Dragon stated with a hint of jealousy.

After many hours of non important admin talk the meeting finally came to a close. Prophecy pushed in his chair and was the first to leave. As Dan followed closely behind Sapper he reached out his hand and gave him a pat on the butt. "Good job today Sapper."

Sapper felt a shiver walk up his spine and back. Slowly he reached out his hand to Dan and gave him an akward pat on the butt. Chief looked away jealously.

As Dan got into the car with Chief he noticed that Chief was mad. "Oh come now bootylicious you know I love you and noone else."

Chief gave him a small pout and said, "You enjoyed patting Sapper on the a$$! You didn't even hesitate to do so! You even let him pat you on the a$$! SOMETIMES DAN I JUST WANT TO YELL AT YOU IN CAPS!"

Dan's face got confused, "Yell in caps?"

Chief looked away and out the window. As they drove to Dans apartment Chief watched all the happy couples they passed by. Some with children and some just sitting in the grass. Dan screamed, "Oh my g od"

The car slammed into the little boy and blood sprayed the wind shield. Chief felt himself crap his pants.


Episode 3
Location: Suburbs around the Admin Meeting Hall

The police car rolled up and parked behind Dan's pink hummer. The people around stood shocked and dazed in their yards. A mother fell to tears at her sons side. Holding her son and shaking so fiercely she stared at Dan with cold blood covered eyes. The eyes were tortured and promised murder.

The policeman pulled his gun and slowly walked over to the gruesome scene. His face grimaced as he came into sight of all of the blood. But then he stopped. His cold grimace slowly turned into a smile.

"It's allright people! It was just Bonzo!" The policeman shouted to the bystanders.

Quickly the blank quietness turned to laughter and one man shouted, "Roffle Coppers!" Dan shifted back into gear and drove over what was left of the little bastard. Chief looked over to Dan and said, "I wish it was that Hood kid. Im tired of him thinking he's actually good at rapping."

Dan gave a quirky wink back toward Chief and said, "Did someone make a poopy?"

"Oh dear." Chief said.

~~ the next day ~~

Chief giggled, "Oh Dan stop it! You know how much I hate sex in the morning! You smell like sweat and chicken! Go take a shower silly."

Dan retorted, "Aww babe dont you do me like this."

Chief grinned, "Sing me that one song that always puts me in the mood and just maybe..." Chief licked his lips and opened his mouth.

Dan quickly began to sing, "Welcome to my candy shop, Ill let you lick my lollypop. Oh boy Candy sounds really good right now." Dan rolled out of bed but caught his balance before falling on his back. Pulling open a drawer in the bedroom he reached into it and pulled out a vat of chocolate syrup. Spooning handfulls of liquid chocolate into his mouth Chief frowned and walked away.


episode 4
Location: Crusher's House

Crusher sighed and put her head in her hands. She looked toward the cieling and a tear dropped down her face. She began to sing to herself...

((I want you bad by The Offspring))
"I want you
all tattooed
I want you NasH

Complicated
X-rated
I want you NasH"

Crusher sat up and walked over to the picture that she had taken when NasH had walked her out to the beach. He was all she had ever dreamed for but he was someone elses... Fire began to blaze in her eye as she thought about that horrid yet sexy UK girl Suqu. Crusher pulled out a picture of Suqu and lit it on fire and laughed. "Your going to die for stealing him bitch. DIE!"

She walked off to her room humming, "Im adict... Im addicted to NasH."

Location: Suqu's Apartment

NasH threw open the door and ran into the apartment. He found Suqu and threw his arms around her. "Whats the matter baby? Tell me whats wrong. I'm here now, nothing is going to happen. Nothing can get you with me here. I wont let anything."

Suqu put her head on his shoulder and cried, "I got another letter," she said through the tears. "It says if I dont leave you im going to burn for stealing you away."

"Oh you poor thing, shhh calm down baby. Im here dont you worry. I wont let you burn. Just calm down, relax babe." NasH whispered to her.

"It was written in blood and there was a picture of me half burned." Suqu started sobbing again.

"I'll find out whos doing this to you baby... and when I do pray to god that he shows more mercy to this retch than I do."
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Episode 5,6, and 7 are missing. But I found #8 :o

episode 8
Location: Suburban Neighborhood

Lanx continued running down the sidewalk, his balls slapped against his leg causing himself much discomfort. He had been banned from Klanwars and in a rebellious outcry he was going to show up to the admin meeting nude and do something no other person would dream of doing. Wishing he had worn shoes soon after leaving his house, but finding it was too late to turn back if he wanted to make sure he got there before the meeting ended.

Location: Admin Meeting Hall

Dan jumped up from his seat and slammed his meaty hand on the table. Chief literally almost fell out of his chair. Suqu seemed to be daydreaming, a glazed expression sat upon her face. The new admin hopefulls stood at the front of the table. "NOW I WILL ASK YOU ALL ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I BAN YOU ALL! WHO STOLE MY LUNCH CONSISTING OF TWO WHOLE CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRY STUFFED CHICKENS, A BAG OF MARSHMELLOWS, A CAN OF WHIP CREAM, AND A BOTTLE OF CANDY TOPPINGS YOU PUT ON A CAKE?!!?"

Outside Nash began to laugh, nothing could ever amount to how much fun he was having right now. He looked in the bag and pulled out the chocolate covered chickens. Lamp stuck his tongue out and muttered something about troops on the border.

Soon after Chief got Dan to calm down they began to deliberate who they would name the next admin. Their were three hopefulls. Spades, Bobcat, and Crusher. Spades and Bobcat seemed to be staring at the cieling trying to make as little noise as possible after witnessing the fury of Dan. Crusher however was transfixed on Suqu with a stare you could have sworn could cut through glass. Dan sat in his chair and finally asked, "All who vote for Spades?" Some raised their hands. "All who vote for Bobcat?" Noone raised their hand. "All who vote..."

Lanx threw open the door and ran into the admin meeting hall. Everyone sat shocked as all of this transpired within seconds. Lanx as naked as the day he was born ran up to Dan and quickly grabbed his dick. Smacking Dan across the face on both cheeks he started chanting, "Yeh Danny likes his wittle mushroom cheek." Lanx turned to run but Dan was faster then he had anticipated. Dans hand grabbed hold of Lanx's wiener and prevented Lanxs failed attempt to bolt out the door. Dan punched Lanx in the balls, causing him to reel in pain and fall to the floor.

Everyone looked on not knowing what was going to happen next. NasH after laughing harder then he had ever before seeing what had just happened quickly stood up as Dan stood up from his chair. Unbuckeling his belt he slid his pants off his waist fat. The smell made Prophecy twitch. Dans crusty a$$ spread as he stood over Lanx. "TIME FOR A GOOD OLD FASHION T-BAGGING!" Dan yelled and kicked Lanx in the face to make sure he wasnt fully concious. Dan grabbed hold of his own sticky sweaty balls and began to squat over Lanx's face. Lanxs mouth laid open he wasnt at all aware of what was about to happen.

The doors of the Admin Meeting Hall flew open as Nash charged in. Quicker then Dan could scarf down a chocolate covered chicken leg Nash knocked into him sending his naked a$$ flying into the wall. Suqu quickly became wet. Crusher got flustered at the sudden appearance of Nash and she licked her lips. Nash grabbed hold of Lanx's arms and began to drag him outside as quickly as he possibly could. Chief stood up and ran over to his naked partner.

Outside Lamp walked over. Nash looked up at him, "We need to get him something to wear then we need to get the hell out of here." Lamp walked back over to his backpack and came back with a white cloth. They quickly shoved Lanx into it and carried him around the backside of the meeting hall. After hopping into Nash's car Lanx began to regain conciousness. Lamp looked back and muttered "White Power brother."

Dan ran outside with a fire brewing in his eyes. Jolting his head left to right he failed to see where the trio had gone, but then he noticed his lunchbag on the ground. Quickly forgetting about what just happened he ate one of the chocolate covered chickens sitting on the ground. Crusher was voted into adminship soon after...
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teh GôGetta

LOL GOOD SHIIT.
i remember these from the old forums.
still makes me laugh.
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TRiLL`

lmao i love the one about bonzo :P
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blowme

yay 4 homoerotic stories about klanwar admins!
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ITS OK, ITS ONLY BONZO
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