Funniest thing you heard.

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Funniest thing you heard.
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Skyson	Sep 24 2010, 06:40 PM Post #26
Posts: 9,054 Group: Warrior Member #1,337 Joined: March 28, 2009	HPT-4 Sep 24 2010, 04:12 PM captain lulzbeard Sep 24 2010, 03:55 PM funniest thing i ever heard was when my dad got me kfc and i went in the room, grabbed some, and ran back to vent midmatch. then my dad started screaming how much did you take and i said, "2 legs, 2 arms, and one breast" and then after being silent the entire time area says "sounds like a date" i thought u said your dad never gave you anything likes this.
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Deleted User	Sep 24 2010, 06:48 PM Post #27
Deleted User	tek9 once spilled the lota while taking a shit and started screaming in vent
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appals	Sep 24 2010, 07:56 PM Post #28
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S k e p t i c	Sep 24 2010, 11:22 PM Post #29
Kitten Molester Posts: 1,826 Group: Warrior Member #1,093 Joined: December 17, 2008	panda that would be scary tbh, qmp sounds like your friendly neighbourhood rapist, hide yo kids and okay a real one then probably when we were in m2k vent one time and lamp came in drunk and started singing umbrella by rihanna, so hilarious. Edited by S k e p t i c, Sep 25 2010, 03:08 PM.
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shooter	Sep 25 2010, 01:14 AM Post #30
1LUV (and charlie xb) Posts: 251 Group: Warrior Member #1,242 Joined: February 16, 2009	anytime sublime was drunk or anytime conker was singing



cre8ive	Sep 25 2010, 01:14 AM Post #31
Dunce Posts: 409 Group: Warrior Member #1,794 Joined: December 28, 2009	Definately eSu[ vent in 07-08 lmfao. we probably had the funniest clan ever. Ice prank calling a hillbilly. Icyhot prank calling 911 saying he was on bloodgulch and nano was missing all of his sniper shots (operator actually believed he was dying lmfao) Edit: Having lamp come into vent at like 2 am like 4 years ago telling us how he had just beaten donkey kong. Edited by cre8ive, Sep 25 2010, 01:16 AM.



Deleted User	Sep 25 2010, 03:37 AM Post #32
Deleted User	Katherine Sep 25 2010, 01:14 AM anytime sublime was drunk or anytime conker was singing who are you people... the other day my friend was here playing cards and dominos telling stories about his fights in prison. good stuff. tonight after we got owned in the reach tourney at gamestop my friend ran a red light (accidnetly) and almost drove into another jeep at 55 mph. i m glad i didnt die. it happend before i knew what happend. that guy is an idiot. no offense james. anyway. go vent for story time? . lol
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zwoodz	Sep 25 2010, 04:54 AM Post #33
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shooter	Sep 25 2010, 09:16 AM Post #34
1LUV (and charlie xb) Posts: 251 Group: Warrior Member #1,242 Joined: February 16, 2009	oh yeah and we made murder write a poem then read it in vent to join xr.



vulkan	Sep 25 2010, 10:03 AM Post #35
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Deleted User	Sep 25 2010, 10:35 AM Post #36
Deleted User	cre8ive Sep 25 2010, 01:14 AM Icyhot prank calling 911 saying he was on bloodgulch and nano was missing all of his sniper shots (operator actually believed he was dying lmfao) God that was hilarious, I wish someone recorded it. "CAN YOU GET ME SOME ASSISTANCE HERE THIS FUCKING MEXICAN CANT HIT A SHOT AND IM AT 1 BAR." -me "Sir, I need your location. Where exactly are you?" -operator "IM ON BIG HILL YOU FUCKING CUNT THEY'RE CROSSFIRING FROM BACK CAVES." -me "What? huh???" -operator LMAO
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Nano	Sep 25 2010, 10:47 AM Post #37
Posts: 773 Group: Warrior Champion Member #117 Joined: March 28, 2008	Remember that, funny stuff.



zerk	Sep 25 2010, 12:00 PM Post #38
Posts: 3,260 Group: Warrior Member #271 Joined: June 3, 2008	apples Sep 24 2010, 03:17 PM zerk rhom and i having cybersex in aog vent
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Wì¢kéÐ³	Sep 25 2010, 11:48 PM Post #39
sam is a pu55y Posts: 7,255 Group: Warrior Member #20 Joined: March 22, 2008	funniest thing I ever heard was icyhot saying he didn't care about what people on hpt think about him.



zwoodz	Sep 26 2010, 03:02 AM Post #40
Posts: 161 Group: Warrior Member #1,537 Joined: August 2, 2009	Psycho in vent talkin about ;Dires.. btw nano ur a dire brown
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coN	Sep 26 2010, 08:58 AM Post #41
Posts: 12,513 Group: Warrior Champion Member #197 Joined: April 14, 2008	mrflimzy Sep 24 2010, 12:46 PM xit's conspiracy theories are funny also con your friend brigid is a slut ya she was nigga that chick had a rockin booty thl



coN	Sep 26 2010, 09:00 AM Post #42
Posts: 12,513 Group: Warrior Champion Member #197 Joined: April 14, 2008	megapanda Sep 24 2010, 04:18 PM Qmp/ and I called this kid equinox's house at 2am and told his mom he needed to confirm a beastiality magazine subscription that was purchased with her credit card. She started screaming for him to come upstairs and shit. Was great. He didn't talk to us for liek a year or something cos he got grounded lmao. Qmp also called my house a few times and my mom was so horrified by his voice she was about to change our house phone number but then I told her it was a friend and convinced her not to lmao. anything phone calls involving qmp are hilarious, whenever i talk to him he always asks me about sam and frank (my little brother and dad) because he said he fucks em both in the butt in the shower i also gotta add when rikash prank called 911. he was like "i...i fell...i'm under our 1..." "sir where are you?" "i'm on sidewinder...please hurry i'm so cold" "sir what is sidewinder?" "it's snowy, it's like icefields but different" fucking amazing Edited by coN, Sep 26 2010, 09:02 AM.



HPT--1	Sep 26 2010, 09:06 AM Post #43
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i-deR	Sep 27 2010, 05:57 PM Post #44
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Ram	Sep 28 2010, 11:55 PM Post #45
Posts: 1,001 Group: Warrior Member #965 Joined: September 30, 2008	prolly wisdom saying he is a good rapper... or anything in 2x-/nF- vent. the ram prof brisk con styles spur cloud combo.
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Ram	Sep 28 2010, 11:56 PM Post #46
Posts: 1,001 Group: Warrior Member #965 Joined: September 30, 2008	coN Sep 24 2010, 12:28 PM definitely when my friend brigid wanted to talk to 2x. in vent. she got an earful of ram, burrito, and qmp asking her if she's an anal virgin. i've never laughed so hard in my entire life LOL. u ever seen a real dick before gurl? let me take yo butt hole virginity? ima rape you hoe and much more... -quotes by qmp
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appals	Sep 29 2010, 01:26 AM Post #47
no youre a towel Posts: 2,533 Group: Warrior Member #417 Joined: June 20, 2008	how 2 prank call 911?



zwoodz	Sep 29 2010, 01:58 AM Post #48
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lol@	Sep 29 2010, 11:41 AM Post #49
Posts: 287 Group: Warrior Member #947 Joined: September 28, 2008	mrflimzy Sep 24 2010, 12:46 PM xit's conspiracy theories are funny also con your friend brigid is a slut she really is. funniest thing to hear in vent was when she came in and ram yelled "ARE YOU AN ANAL VIRGIN?"



coN	Sep 29 2010, 11:47 AM Post #50
Posts: 12,513 Group: Warrior Champion Member #197 Joined: April 14, 2008	lol@ Sep 29 2010, 11:41 AM mrflimzy Sep 24 2010, 12:46 PM xit's conspiracy theories are funny also con your friend brigid is a slut she really is. funniest thing to hear in vent was when she came in and ram yelled "ARE YOU AN ANAL VIRGIN?" actually it was qmp, i believe. and he didn't have a mic so he was typing it ingame like "yo ask her if she a anal virgin". did ram yell it after qmp typed it? either way it was fucking hilarious. i even warned her i'm like "...uh, you don't wanna do that, you don't wanna talk to these kids" but she insisted. she totally thought i was a fuckin weirdo freak after that moment. thanks guys. Edited by coN, Sep 29 2010, 11:53 AM.



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