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Icyhot Jr.
Topic Started: Jan 14 2011, 06:34 PM (1,273 Views)
Erosion
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john
Jan 15 2011, 10:52 AM
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Jan 15 2011, 10:05 AM
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Jan 15 2011, 10:03 AM
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Jan 15 2011, 09:43 AM
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babies are a lot of work so make sure you use the next 5-6 (judging by the picture its ~20?weeks old) months to get your shit straight.

also some advice; use any government amenities youre applicable for to your advantage. apply for low income housing, medicaid/care, as well as food stamps etc. because any additional help you can get will be a blessing. my mom rents out one of her houses to a low-income family and the rent is $1500/month (see Posted Image ) and the government send us checks for all but 20$ of that amount.

i'm sure the two of you have "great jobs" but i highly doubt that either of you have your own health insurance or access to maternity leave and as far as i know, no health insurance covers grandchildren so medicaid/care is a must.

on a less serious note: lets hope he looks nothing like you X)
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I work for Monroe County technical services. http://www.monroecounty-fl.gov/index.aspx

I'm a secretary for one of the biggest judges on my island. I also do some photography on the side, for weddings, birthday parties, etc. I make an hourly pay for that and I also do package deals for the different pictures and videos.

My girlfriend is a CNA, and she's going through med school so she can be certified to work behind the pharmacy counter.

I appreciate your input, but we don't qualify for any of that stuff, because our incomes are too high. But I appreciate the input.
You always qualify for WIC nigga.
lol this nigga, btw how much does a cna make a year
18-24 k
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kids are scary because you basically are programming their mind.. whether that's to be successful or fail.. so id be scared of that.
everything you do, is everything to them.. thats honestly freaky.

its like having a furby.. hear them making little noises in the distance at night and shit its all dark you go to get them and you kick the corner of the doorway you scream and they just keep going "woooaaaah" shits tough
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Jan 15 2011, 03:58 PM
its like having a furby.. hear them making little noises in the distance at night and shit its all dark you go to get them and you kick the corner of the doorway you scream and they just keep going "woooaaaah" shits tough
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I think comparing a baby to a furby is the most accurate description so far. Just tickle their belly and everything turns out ok.
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p3wp
Jan 15 2011, 03:58 PM
kids are scary because you basically are programming their mind.. whether that's to be successful or fail.. so id be scared of that.
everything you do, is everything to them.. thats honestly freaky.

its like having a furby.. hear them making little noises in the distance at night and shit its all dark you go to get them and you kick the corner of the doorway you scream and they just keep going "woooaaaah" shits tough
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Yo girl probably didn't take her bc at the correct times per day, slipped out/forgot, and icyhot prolly liked to make it rain inside his girl. (YA NIGGA MAKE IT RAIN). Anyways, iceberg better be at that baptism.
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Jan 15 2011, 05:01 PM
Yo girl probably didn't take her bc at the correct times per day, slipped out/forgot, and icyhot prolly liked to make it rain inside his girl. (YA NIGGA MAKE IT RAIN). Anyways, iceberg better be at that baptism.
She was on Nuvaring
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I feel for you iceberg. Babies suck dick, It's nice you have a positive outlook. That little shitbird will be ruining your social life and your sleep patterns, but it will be your shitbird, love and cherish the little guy. Make sure he's learning how to port out to big just when he's starting to walk, also teach him the correct cave that os is in.
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