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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,831 Views)
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ironhide yea but like in the other transformers movies it's just autobots that they introduce in THAT movie then kill off.. no attachment. Then the old guy with blue hair autobot dies...and the 2 guys who take down the ships yea they do die they say so themselves but I wouldn't really call them main characters.

I will give the movie one good thing though, I got goosebumps when those bitches popped out from the moon's surface and teleported in. I mean it's been done to death the teleporting in the troops thing but it was just hawt that time.
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>actually paying money for shit like transformers
>i seriously hope you don't do this
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30 days in night 5/10. Supposed to be a horror movie but not scary at all.. I liked the story line so I'll give it a 5.
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Jul 5 2011, 06:15 PM
30 days in night 5/10. Supposed to be a horror movie but not scary at all.. I liked the story line so I'll give it a 5.
nigga u were shitting ur pants... dont lie



saw transformers 3: better than 2 but still gay...they need to do the movie with just robots as the main characters and no fuckin stupid humans and the action was good like usual cept the part were optimus always dies or gets gayed until he goes ham on niggas; only that this time he did it with 1 arm...
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Jul 5 2011, 06:44 PM
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Jul 5 2011, 06:15 PM
30 days in night 5/10. Supposed to be a horror movie but not scary at all.. I liked the story line so I'll give it a 5.
nigga u were shitting ur pants... dont lie



saw transformers 3: better than 2 but still gay...they need to do the movie with just robots as the main characters and no fuckin stupid humans and the action was good like usual cept the part were optimus always dies or gets gayed until he goes ham on niggas; only that this time he did it with 1 arm...
lol u pussied out like a little bitch. That movie was not scary. Wait until texas chainsaw bitch
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30 days in night 5/10. Supposed to be a horror movie but not scary at all.. I liked the story line so I'll give it a 5.
nigga u were shitting ur pants... dont lie



saw transformers 3: better than 2 but still gay...they need to do the movie with just robots as the main characters and no fuckin stupid humans and the action was good like usual cept the part were optimus always dies or gets gayed until he goes ham on niggas; only that this time he did it with 1 arm...
lol u pussied out like a little bitch. That movie was not scary. Wait until texas chainsaw bitch
stfu i actually watched it although there were sum scary parts, and i aint watchin that shit...u n final r fuckd
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Jul 4 2011, 10:16 PM
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Jul 4 2011, 08:28 PM
any other movies i shud watch thiwy?

Some ive seen in the past months

Armored 7.6/10

Catch me if you can (2002) 8/10

Defiance 9/10

Oh and psycho i watched ur movie suggestion ''The Assigment''
Not bad Not bad, loved the fact that that ''hospital in Germany'' was actually the university i go 2 atm xD
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watched three films cunty recently cunt

the mechanic 6/10 solid but not very substantial action film ,ben foster is quite annoying with his "acting" while the stath doesnt do very much and still comes off more likeable, and its worth watching for two LAUGHOUTLOUD moments at the end . Also i didnt like the way the movie was shot, with that sort of sepia-grungy look, not necessary and quite annoying¬.

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y do you take the forum persona of some indie lesbian??


r u a lesbian trapped in a man's body?


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Jul 4 2011, 01:59 PM
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also watched the fighter 7/10 enjoyable if not entirely original film good direction good acting and while i was watching it kept me entertained but its nothing to splash you're pants over.
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y do you take the forum persona of some indie lesbian??


r u a lesbian trapped in a man's body?


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how bout hes really close to someone popular (at a certain level) and show his support by taking her name/picture?
#1 fan status.


panda wants to have lesbian sex with her
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Certainly means alot coming from an aspiring roofer with masses of asses in addition to cheating in a kids video game.
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 6/10

I have always enjoyed watching transformers, beast-wars and all the other animated adaptations as a kid. I've never really been a fan of the movies forged by Michael Bay. However, this by far has been the "best" of the three transformers movies that have been released thus far.

This definitely has more action and some pretty insane scenes (since I've watched it on Imax 3D) but still great stuff imo. The new chick (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley) is extremely hot! Although she still couldn't act for her life. Nonetheless her body/beauty made up for most of her performance as a whole. There were also a few funny scenes that were notable.

The Transformer movies are generally long, but I've found this one to be really long, and drawn out, and expected much more when it comes to plot/story. I can really state out several factors that annoyed me, but I honestly don't want to spoil anything for those of you who haven't watched it.

All in all.. I've watched it on Imax 3D and still rate it a 6/10. It's still one of the summer's top rated featured films though, so if you're willing to spend 2 and half hours or so, then feel free to check it out.

p.s: Optimus Prime kicks ass! "Auto bots.. roll out" - wish he said "niggeh" at the end of that sentence, would of rated this a 8 at the very least.

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I'm not one to watch the blockbusters but i saw 'The A-Team' and 'Prince of Persia' recently (is it weird that i still haven't seen a 3-d movie yet?).

Both immensely frustrated me at how bad they were, it would be embarrassing if it turned out the writers/actors/directors actually tried. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they personally aren't that stupid, they just purposefully make them stupid.

>mfw you filthy americans call their hoighty toighty filmity flickery "movies"
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@assasin: wtf nerd u went off...the girl u were talking bout, looked fucking ugly at sum times (id still rather have megan fox) and they introduced new autobots who all got destroyed like usual; opt prime gets in a sticky situation which is fucking retarded like always n then he comes back to kick their ass, and finally the lines/screen play for the humans are so fucking stupid that its so annoying to watch.

only thing cool was the whole teleporting decepticons aspect...and anyways they are starting transformers from scratch just like the spidermans; cuz michael bay realized he made the movies not as it was supposed to be...


edit; i ll still say 1 was the best out of all of them cuz it was the first time i was watching it, and all the hype after that made the movies shittier.
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Jul 7 2011, 05:51 AM
I'm not one to watch the blockbusters but i saw 'The A-Team' and 'Prince of Persia' recently (is it weird that i still haven't seen a 3-d movie yet?).

Both immensely frustrated me at how bad they were, it would be embarrassing if it turned out the writers/actors/directors actually tried. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they personally aren't that stupid, they just purposefully make them stupid.

>mfw you filthy americans call their hoighty toighty filmity flickery "movies"
Oh believe me, you're lucky. 3D isn't anything to go gaga over.

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I am looking forward to this though

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392170/


Just started reading the 3rd book of the trilogy. Pretty solid minus the love story. Reminded me a lot of the book 1984.
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i'm looking forward to watching the avengers
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the original transformers cartoon movie was pretty good and without it we wouldnt have this classic 80s power ballad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
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The most anticipated movies for me are The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and Harry Potter 7p2
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am i the only one that watches a movie every weekend when something is released? i swear i've watched a new movie for the past 2 months every weekend.

anyways, horrible bosses this weekend, get to see my wife ~~~~~~~~~_~~~~~~~~~~~
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am i the only one that watches a movie every weekend when something is released? i swear i've watched a new movie for the past 2 months every weekend.

anyways, horrible bosses this weekend, get to see my wife ~~~~~~~~~_~~~~~~~~~~~
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