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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,828 Views)
Osama Bin Laggin

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Jul 15 2011, 01:37 PM
HARRY POTTER FUCK YEAH


END OF AN ERA TBH
end of a pretty shit one; everything from the 4th movie onwards started to get a bit decent...
Edited by Osama Bin Laggin, Jul 15 2011, 02:29 PM.
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NEW SPIDER MAN WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK DICK
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the lincoln lawyer - 7.5/10 - you know it's a good movie when dave mirra be blasting in it. entertaining movie
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vish
Jul 15 2011, 09:57 PM
the lincoln lawyer - 7.5/10 - you know it's a good movie when dave mirra be blasting in it. entertaining movie
the movie is amazing but why is the last 10 minutes in a different language and has no subtitles?


8/10 Lincoln Lawyer.. GREAT MOVIE
Edited by Baddy, Jul 20 2011, 02:17 AM.
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Transformers 3 was awesome too bad Optimus Prime died though.
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Jul 20 2011, 08:56 AM
Transformers 3 was awesome too bad Optimus Prime died though.
he didnt die fgt

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friends with benefits was a good laugh. woody harrelson cracks me the fuck up
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captain america was good; ending was perfect meaning...CANT WAIT FOR AVENGERS NIGGA
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Let the right one in - A lot of critics(!) have been moaning about how good this movie is and for a while ive been wanting to see it and i finally did last night, for the first hour its an entertaining but unoriginal coming of age story between a boy and a vampire girl with all sorts of horror stuff going on in the background (Stephen King anyone?) but.......about 70 minutes in there is an absolutely horribly misjudged scene where a woman gets attacked by a bunch of dodgy cgi cats and it almost took me out of the movie, the main problem is if it was supposed to be scary it wasnt and if it was supposed to be funny then why am i meant to be laughing at a character that hasnt done anything to deserve being attacked by cats. This would be ok if the rest of the movie got it right but alas it didnt, there is a subplot involving the innocent people who the little vampire girl in the movie kills off and its so badly handled you just stop caring, those innocent people have not been set up in anyway that makes them liable to be murdered in such a way that sympathizes the main characters.The rest of the movie becomes a predictable teenage revenge story which as far as i can tell the moral of it all is that its ok to kill someone if you feel bad about it afterwards ~ what a nice contribution to modern culture, what a turgid piece of drivel 2/10 . There is a movie called cronos directed by the same guy who made pans labyrinth and hellboy which is lightyears better than this shit, watch that instead bom.
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watched suckerpunch the other night...if you like cute chicks and feel like wasting 2 hours, its cool. nothin to rave about or waste more typing though, but i recommend. cool action, hot chicks in skimps
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Jul 30 2011, 07:58 AM
Let the right one in - A lot of critics(!) have been moaning about how good this movie is and for a while ive been wanting to see it and i finally did last night, for the first hour its an entertaining but unoriginal coming of age story between a boy and a vampire girl with all sorts of horror stuff going on in the background (Stephen King anyone?) but.......about 70 minutes in there is an absolutely horribly misjudged scene where a woman gets attacked by a bunch of dodgy cgi cats and it almost took me out of the movie, the main problem is if it was supposed to be scary it wasnt and if it was supposed to be funny then why am i meant to be laughing at a character that hasnt done anything to deserve being attacked by cats. This would be ok if the rest of the movie got it right but alas it didnt, there is a subplot involving the innocent people who the little vampire girl in the movie kills off and its so badly handled you just stop caring, those innocent people have not been set up in anyway that makes them liable to be murdered in such a way that sympathizes the main characters.The rest of the movie becomes a predictable teenage revenge story which as far as i can tell the moral of it all is that its ok to kill someone if you feel bad about it afterwards ~ what a nice contribution to modern culture, what a turgid piece of drivel 2/10 . There is a movie called cronos directed by the same guy who made pans labyrinth and hellboy which is lightyears better than this shit, watch that instead bom.
Watched Let me In, not sure if its exactly the same as the non english version, but wasn't that bad, even for a predictable movie.
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i havnt seen the american version but i might check it out later
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i watched the shining as well~ for me personally its a perfect film, absolutely no false notes, the direction and acting are flawless. There are lots of videos on youtube about all the masonic symbolism and metaphors but im just going to say there is so much going on in the film that you have to see it more than once because every scene heads off in ten different directions its a testament to stanley kubricks genius that it wasnt well recieved by critics like roger ebert when it first came out but he recently added it to his great films list, kubrick was so much ahead of everyone else and still is.
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sorry for bad grammar im more of a speaker than a writerpok
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Jul 30 2011, 10:23 AM
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a fistful of dollars-- watched the 'trilogy' ages ago with my padre but I'm now rewatching them and their age barely shows it's so good. anyways, can only recommend it if you want to be entertizzained
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thats good the first one is a sort of a stripped down western adventure but by the time leone got to the good the bad and the ugly he was creating something really intelligent and relevant~also goes without saying his two best films once upon a time in america/the west. Should be scribbling some shit about memento and eyes wide shut soon
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The Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 9/10 - cool concept, great theme, good acting, badass movie. enjoyed it very much. would give it a 10/10 since the movie basically speaks for everything i believe in but i couldnt. wished it was in 3D.

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Aug 9 2011, 01:32 AM
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 9/10 - cool concept, great theme, good acting, badass movie. enjoyed it very much. would give it a 10/10 since the movie basically speaks for everything i believe in but i couldnt. wished it was in 3D.

agree completely. woowoo
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