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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,827 Views)
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anything by guy richie
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yeah u r
Final Destination 5 3D 7/10
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Aug 9 2011, 01:32 AM
The Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 9/10 - cool concept, great theme, good acting, badass movie. enjoyed it very much. would give it a 10/10 since the movie basically speaks for everything i believe in but i couldnt. wished it was in 3D.

agree completely. woowoo
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Final destionation = 8/10

30 min or less = 10/10

friends with benifits = 9/10

change up = 8/10

horrible bosses= 10/10

harry potter = 8/10
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Oh and captin america is a 6/10
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finally got around to finishing the dollar trilogy

for a few dollars more 8/10, the story wasn't as good but Lee Van Cleef is a badass.

the good the bad and the ugly 9/10 - everything about it owns, 3 hours of 3 different stories woven into one with a great OST to back it up and lots of memorable scenes.
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bom this is some new stuff i watched

drive angry 2/10 completely garbage grindhouse wannabe but bill fichtner is good look him up.

the eagle 3/10 boooooooooooooooooring

hobo with a shotgun 7/10 i enjoyed it, its stupid but i think it has something interesting going on between its ears~

ironclad 5/10 bleh castle siege movie, good performance by paul giamatti but the action scenes are choppy and annoying and the characters are not very interesting or original.
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Aug 19 2011, 07:29 AM
finally got around to finishing the dollar trilogy

for a few dollars more 8/10, the story wasn't as good but Lee Van Cleef is a badass.

the good the bad and the ugly 9/10 - everything about it owns, 3 hours of 3 different stories woven into one with a great OST to back it up and lots of memorable scenes.
i was planning on watching this trilogy again after i finished the godfather and star wars(!) ones....anyway its worth mentioning that hollywood is remaking two of sam peckinpahs greatest films, the wild bunch(directed by tony "i dont understand subtlety"Scott) and straw dogs.....you people need to check these out
before these abominations get released because they are massively substantial and relevant films, true they are old but they dont skimp on the violence or the toughness check em out bommys.
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Any funnies?
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im not interested in comedies cant help bom
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Aug 21 2011, 05:49 AM
hobo with a shotgun 7/10 i enjoyed it, its stupid but i think it has something interesting going on between its ears~
lmao recently watched this as well
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Aug 18 2011, 11:29 PM
Final destionation = 8/10

30 min or less = 10/10

friends with benifits = 9/10

change up = 8/10

horrible bosses= 10/10

harry potter = 8/10
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Aug 21 2011, 06:40 AM
Any funnies?
Although sappy, Yes Man was pretty funny to watch. But go with Billy Madison if you want many laughs.
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I haven't laughed at any recent comedy since role models so I'd go with that.
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freddie got fingered is a good comedy
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Aug 18 2011, 11:29 PM
Final destionation = 8/10

30 min or less = 10/10

friends with benifits = 9/10

change up = 8/10

horrible bosses= 10/10

harry potter = 8/10

doubt you even saw half these.... go back to teletubbies
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watched some shit recently

leaving las vegas ~ 2/10 pretentious garbage despite good acting from nic cage but the characters were unbelievably po faced and annoying and the movie played out like a chauvinist fantasy.

withnail and i 9/10 really good film about two struggling actors trying to find meanings in booze and countryside holidays with their obese gay uncle breathing down there necks. bom

fistful of dollars 3/10 first half of the movie was good then it just descended into a typical shootout frenzy which would have been ok had the villains been interesting, also clint is not a very good actor i gotta be honest.
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dats harsh (on fistful)
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single white female 9/10 really really good horror thriller about a woman who finds a roommate who may not be who she seems "fill in the blanks" if you like rosemarys baby(10/10) then you will love this film because its cunting tiptop.

collateral damage 9/10 one of arnolds best films, its a great action adventure film about a man who hunts the south american terrorist who killed his family. Well directed by the guy who made the fugitive because it doesnt have shit loads of shaky-cam frenetic michael bay shit, it tells the story with characters and visuals~
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Aug 24 2011, 02:16 PM
dats harsh (on fistful)
well the other two films in the dollars trilogy are really good because lee van cleef is much more interesting than clint, did you notice that clint isnt even in the good the bad and the ugly that much? eli wallach and van cleef boss it up also as leone was becomming a more confident director.
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yea I agree lee van cleef is really great but I mean it wasn't TERRIBLE. Plus it's the same guy who plays the villain in the first two movies and he's fairly interesting. Although he does a much better job of being the semi-insane guy in the 2nd rather than the badass with a rifle in the 1st I'll admit.
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just saw insidious 6/10. Not much of a horror movie fan (they just seem boring to me). Pretty typical. First half was pretty good, though the 2nd half was kind of silly
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memento 7/10 i like this film but it overstretches its own ambitions because it basically only has two real original ideas, one is that the film is told backwards and the other is that the main character has short term memory loss. The film is based on a short story and it shows, usually when a great film director starts out he usually makes stripped down little thriller or horror films like kubrick with the killing or tarantino with reservoir dogs and then they build up confidence and make more ambitious films like pulp fiction, christopher nolan was trying to do too much too soon and you cant help but notice it, it would have been a better film if they had of taken the main female character out as well as theres no need to emotionally engage the audience in this type of amateur project, the trick is to get in and get out quickly and keep it entertaining..
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Aug 24 2011, 02:22 PM
yea I agree lee van cleef is really great but I mean it wasn't TERRIBLE. Plus it's the same guy who plays the villain in the first two movies and he's fairly interesting. Although he does a much better job of being the semi-insane guy in the 2nd rather than the badass with a rifle in the 1st I'll admit.
its not terrible it just isnt much good.
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