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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,823 Views)
Psycho

the dark knight 9/10 theres nothing much more to say about this film, it is brilliant even though it loses its footing at the end....in real life one of those ships would have blown up and harvey dents end could have been handled better (its pretty obvious that shooting batman with a gun isnt gonna kill him when hes got that suit on nukkah) but apart from that its great and christopher nolans direction is masterful in this and the action scenes are first rate infact everything about it is great apart from that stuff at the end i mentioned.
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the wild bunch 10/10 probably the greatest western ever, possibly the greatest shootout ever at the end, proper grown up male actors who have presence no bland pretty boys like orlando bland, i dont have to say anymore just see it before the shitty remake comes out directed by tony scott.
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running scared 9/10 this is one of the most over the top films ever made, paul walker plays a gangster who has to get a gun back that was used to kill a cop cue millions of f-words, sadistic violence, a great scene involving child molesters and lots of fairytale references, this is a much better film than hanna bom.
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bring me the head of alfredo garcia 10/10 isnt too disimilar to running scared, a mob boss wants the head of the man who impregnated his daughter and the guy who is assigned to do it goes on a bizarre journey that shows the nihlism and madness of the world through a middle aged losers eyes - this is great but not for everybody directed by sam peckinpah (the wild bunch, straw dogs).

once upon a time in america 10/10 epic gangster film which shows a new york jewish gangster through 3 generations of his life, robert deniro and james woods are great, the direction is flawless and the film doesnt shy away from sudden harsh violence or the uglyness of its main characters. The film remains mainly forgotten because it was badly chopped up and reshuffled when it was first released in theatres in the 80s but on dvd it has been restored to its 227 minute cut, at the very least you could look it up on imdb ;).
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Psycho, have you seen The Unforgiven?
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clint eastwood?
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ebert says new straw dogs is better than the original.....will remain extremely sleptical until i see it.
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Just watched Lincoln Lawyer. Pretty good. Nigga was slick as fuck at the beginning
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Just saw Pandorum, it is a rly gud movie if you like movies about space cus its about finding a new planet with life is rly good movie with a good Tw!$T and an ending that makes me want a sequel


@BADDY shark night was terrible i rly dont reccomend paying to see it
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looked like a poor alien imitation to me ;S
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Sep 15 2011, 07:49 AM
the dark knight 9/10 theres nothing much more to say about this film, it is brilliant even though it loses its footing at the end....in real life one of those ships would have blown up and harvey dents end could have been handled better (its pretty obvious that shooting batman with a gun isnt gonna kill him when hes got that suit on nukkah) but apart from that its great and christopher nolans direction is masterful in this and the action scenes are first rate infact everything about it is great apart from that stuff at the end i mentioned.
im watchin that for the 3rd time; only other movies i ve done that to r inception, lotr, n avatar
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Sep 15 2011, 01:21 PM
Just watched Lincoln Lawyer. Pretty good. Nigga was slick as fuck at the beginning
<3 that black driver
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Sep 16 2011, 08:56 AM
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Sep 15 2011, 07:49 AM
the dark knight 9/10 theres nothing much more to say about this film, it is brilliant even though it loses its footing at the end....in real life one of those ships would have blown up and harvey dents end could have been handled better (its pretty obvious that shooting batman with a gun isnt gonna kill him when hes got that suit on nukkah) but apart from that its great and christopher nolans direction is masterful in this and the action scenes are first rate infact everything about it is great apart from that stuff at the end i mentioned.
im watchin that for the 3rd time; only other movies i ve done that to r inception, lotr, n avatar
you've never watched a stanley kubrick film more than once ? :P
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Sep 16 2011, 09:29 AM
Havock
Sep 16 2011, 08:56 AM
Psycho
Sep 15 2011, 07:49 AM
the dark knight 9/10 theres nothing much more to say about this film, it is brilliant even though it loses its footing at the end....in real life one of those ships would have blown up and harvey dents end could have been handled better (its pretty obvious that shooting batman with a gun isnt gonna kill him when hes got that suit on nukkah) but apart from that its great and christopher nolans direction is masterful in this and the action scenes are first rate infact everything about it is great apart from that stuff at the end i mentioned.
im watchin that for the 3rd time; only other movies i ve done that to r inception, lotr, n avatar
you've never watched a stanley kubrick film more than once ? :P
*havock googles stanley kubrick
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Sep 16 2011, 09:42 AM
Psycho
Sep 16 2011, 09:29 AM
Havock
Sep 16 2011, 08:56 AM
Psycho
Sep 15 2011, 07:49 AM
the dark knight 9/10 theres nothing much more to say about this film, it is brilliant even though it loses its footing at the end....in real life one of those ships would have blown up and harvey dents end could have been handled better (its pretty obvious that shooting batman with a gun isnt gonna kill him when hes got that suit on nukkah) but apart from that its great and christopher nolans direction is masterful in this and the action scenes are first rate infact everything about it is great apart from that stuff at the end i mentioned.
im watchin that for the 3rd time; only other movies i ve done that to r inception, lotr, n avatar
you've never watched a stanley kubrick film more than once ? :P
*havock googles stanley kubrick
im bout to, who's stanley k?

he directed like old movies which i havent heard of other than spartacus
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greatest artist that ever lived, 2001 is not my favourite movie but it probably is the best ever made.
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The Host", a movie about a mutated fish coming out of water and preys on town of korea, it was kinda bad i turned it from 2 hours to 30 minutes by skipping all the rly long boring stuff 5/10

Hard Candy, it was a rly bad movie with no action just boring boring little girl and a guy whos suppsoed to be pedo but isnt no nudes nothn 2/10

p.s wasted my night with these godawful movies
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why would you want to see ellen page naked :P
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the big lebowski - 9/10 always one of my favs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dky_V_3izXI
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it is great but not the coens best
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Sep 17 2011, 06:54 PM
it is great but not the coens best
never said it was, if anything i enjoy No Country For Old men a lot more although the remake of True Grit was pretty good too.
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Sep 17 2011, 07:29 PM
Psycho
Sep 17 2011, 06:54 PM
it is great but not the coens best
never said it was, if anything i enjoy No Country For Old men a lot more although the remake of True Grit was pretty good too.
no country for old men is one of my favs
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I always thought the big lebowski was their best work, i did like a serous man though.

Movies i can remember seeing recently;
-The Business (2005), 6/10
- Human Traffic (1999), 6.5/10
- Nowhere Boy (2009), 7.5/10
- Robin Hood (2010), 4/10
- In the Electric Mist (2009), 5/10 (the amount of product placement had me chuckling)

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howard the duck 10/10
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futurama bender's big score 9.5/10
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