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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,822 Views)
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gatman
Sep 17 2011, 07:52 PM
I always thought the big lebowski was their best work, i did like a serous man though.

Movies i can remember seeing recently;
-The Business (2005), 6/10
- Human Traffic (1999), 6.5/10
- Nowhere Boy (2009), 7.5/10
- Robin Hood (2010), 4/10
- In the Electric Mist (2009), 5/10 (the amount of product placement had me chuckling)

It depressed me what those faggots (*cough Ridley Scott *cough) in hollywood did to the original script of robin hood. Originally supposed to be called "nottingham" where the sheriff is the main character and protagonist and goes around trying to solve a bunch of murders which have been framed on robin hood.

http://www.boldoutlaw.com/robint/reiff.html

That being said I agree with what you gave them in the end. Shitty movie. makes me sad.
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Sep 17 2011, 09:00 AM
why would you want to see ellen page naked :P
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Sep 18 2011, 01:33 AM
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Sep 17 2011, 07:52 PM
I always thought the big lebowski was their best work, i did like a serous man though.

Movies i can remember seeing recently;
-The Business (2005), 6/10
- Human Traffic (1999), 6.5/10
- Nowhere Boy (2009), 7.5/10
- Robin Hood (2010), 4/10
- In the Electric Mist (2009), 5/10 (the amount of product placement had me chuckling)

It depressed me what those faggots (*cough Ridley Scott *cough) in hollywood did to the original script of robin hood. Originally supposed to be called "nottingham" where the sheriff is the main character and protagonist and goes around trying to solve a bunch of murders which have been framed on robin hood.

http://www.boldoutlaw.com/robint/reiff.html

That being said I agree with what you gave them in the end. Shitty movie. makes me sad.
calling ridley scott a faggot is a bit harsh
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I just hate it when good original scripts get changed to do the same exact story over n over.
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bladerunner/alien = ridley scott can do whatever he wants
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just watched In the Mouth of Madness - 7/10 pretty solid john carpenter movie

edit: didn't mean to dbl post.
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Sep 18 2011, 08:09 AM
bladerunner/alien = ridley scott can do whatever he wants
While I semi-enjoyed Alien, I really never considered it anything but a B movie. Yeah I understand what it did for the sci-fi genre yada yada, but it just didn't do it for me.


Also making good movies doesn't mean it's ok to make bad ones.
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Sep 22 2011, 02:45 AM
Wì¢kéг
Sep 18 2011, 08:09 AM
bladerunner/alien = ridley scott can do whatever he wants
While I semi-enjoyed Alien, I really never considered it anything but a B movie. Yeah I understand what it did for the sci-fi genre yada yada, but it just didn't do it for me.


Also making good movies doesn't mean it's ok to make bad ones.
alien was a bawse movie james cameron ruined the sequel completely like the faggot he is.

bladerunner = god status


and yes it does
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Sep 22 2011, 03:01 AM
Uncle Ruckus
Sep 22 2011, 02:45 AM
Wì¢kéг
Sep 18 2011, 08:09 AM
bladerunner/alien = ridley scott can do whatever he wants
While I semi-enjoyed Alien, I really never considered it anything but a B movie. Yeah I understand what it did for the sci-fi genre yada yada, but it just didn't do it for me.


Also making good movies doesn't mean it's ok to make bad ones.
alien was a bawse movie james cameron ruined the sequel completely like the faggot he is.

bladerunner = god status


and yes it does
bladerunner was awesome


and no it doesnt


the sixth sense does not make up for all the other shitty movies Shyamalan made.


Anyways trolling aside I just think it's fucked up he messed with a perfectly good script that MANY were fighting for and then totally revamped it. Yes I understand there's always changes to scripts scripts, but in this case he totally changed everything (protag,antag etc) and created a typical boring Robin Hood movie
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alien is a great horror film and a great piece of art and the second film takes the first and builds up different themes and characters in an equally brilliant way, cant believe you saying this brah. I understand what you are saying with great filmmakers making bad films but shit just happens, fincher made benjamin button lol....but people just make mistakes and if they can pick themselves up and make films like the social network then its all good.
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Sep 18 2011, 03:56 PM
just watched In the Mouth of Madness - 10/10 my fav john carpenter movie

edit: didn't mean to dbl post.
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Sep 18 2011, 01:16 AM
howard the duck 10/10
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Sep 22 2011, 08:42 AM
DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE?
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just watched troll hunter

6/10 was actually pretty entertaining for something I thought was gonna be really dumb
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Oct 5 2011, 04:00 PM
just watched troll hunter

6/10 was actually pretty entertaining for something I thought was gonna be really dumb
my english teacher recommended that movie
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real steel

8/10
was a pretty cool movie but i couldn't get the rock em sock em robots theme outta my head while watching it. it kinda end abruptly too.
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50/50 gets a 10/10, one of the best movies ive seen in a long long time
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The Green Mile - For the first hour of the movie i thought it was shawshank redemption and was waiting for the whiteguy to come in but then i remembered i was watching the green mile and i ws like oh. it was really cool tho a 10/10!

Donnie Darko - at first i got creeped because i thought it was an evl bunny but i realized it was a good bunny and not an evil demon or nuffin and i liked the movie more then p.s grandma death was scarrrry! 8/10



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Big Fish - a story about a father who tells his son all these stories of him in his youth and the son is a huge dildo towards him and shows no affection and i didnt like the movie really except for when the fathers in the army it wasnt like forrest gump at all i could tell it was trying to be it was just a stale story rly but not for me 5/10
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THE THING - it was a good horror remake with a dumb after-movie credits film
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Three musketeers 6/10

maybe worse, idk, the effects were really well done but the drama/dialogue/storyline was super bland
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Oct 17 2011, 02:28 PM
THE THING - it was a good horror remake with a dumb after-movie credits film
what the fuck are you talking about, that after credits was funny as hell

*russian* THAT'S NO ORDINARY DOG!!! *russian* get in the chopper and chase dat bitch down

but yeah good movie
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CITY OF GOD - this was a great movie that everyone should see its about these gangs in reo de janierro and it reminded me of the video handlebars kind of it was good enough to miss mlg night for goodstuff 10/10!
Edited by PistØl, Oct 26 2011, 11:51 PM.
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just watched Following on netflix, was a really good movie imo.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154506/
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