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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,814 Views)
Louie

saw this movie "heaven" on tv the other night. quite random but the movie drew me in from the first couple scenes.

has the guy from gone in 60 seconds in it and cate blanchett. very little action (not a bad thing) but i thought the cinematography was 2good.

would recommend 8/10

half the movie is spoken in italian so if you're not a fan of subtitles i'd stay away

also, regarding the poor reviews on here about cabin in the woods

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_cabin_in_the_woods/
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arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Louie
Jun 27 2012, 12:39 PM
saw this movie "heaven" on tv the other night. quite random but the movie drew me in from the first couple scenes.

has the guy from gone in 60 seconds in it and cate blanchett. very little action (not a bad thing) but i thought the cinematography was 2good.

would recommend 8/10

half the movie is spoken in italian so if you're not a fan of subtitles i'd stay away

also, regarding the poor reviews on here about cabin in the woods

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_cabin_in_the_woods/
Giovanni Ribisi? and yeah i liked that film too, he played the lead in Boiler room as well which is a really good film.
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I watched the french connection 2 last night 7.5/10, good film but not as good as the first which is probably in my top twenty of all time...and was made when producers gave a fuck about making good movies rather than money.
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You Don't Know Jack 8/10 - great TV movie with Al Pacino, its fairly long, I caught it on IFC but its based on a true story of Jack Kevorkian, the doctor who began voluntary euthanasia.
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Jun 27 2012, 12:57 PM
I watched the french connection 2 last night 7.5/10, good film but not as good as the first which is probably in my top twenty of all time...and was made when producers gave a fuck about making good movies rather than money.
wuts ur top twenty list?
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erm...i'll post tommorow too much cider i am fucked atm
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Die hard 10/10 Watched this last week. There isn't much to say, its great and is up there with other classic action films like hard boiled and the fugitive.

Die hard 2 9/10 This is also great action film but just a slight notch below the original. Great special effects, great sense of location, Very good action, and it has one of the best fuck yous ever at the end with a lighter ^^ BOM. There is also a part where a plane full of innocent people gets crashed deliberately by the bad guy and it is really well handled (in other words without bad taste).

Die hard 3 8/10 It is a lot of fun but i have to say but it doesn't have the same depth as the other two, but it does have a lot of awesome set pieces, a good villain and willis and samuel L jackson are a boss double act. I didn't watch the fourth one because it is fucking garbage

Dogma 8/10 a funny movie about two exiled angels who want to get back into heaven. Jay and silent bob are awesome in this and the dialogue is very witty about religion and faith. If there is a problem its salma hayek whose acting is dire and some of the talking does get a bit too long in the tooth. Film is still mighty enjoyable though.

Trainspotting 8.5/10 I watched this when i got home after watching prometheus and it still holds up really well, i am sure most of you have seen this so i don't need to explain the plot. It does slow down a little bit in the last half hour but maybe that is the whole point because that's when the drug taking becomes less frequent. The film is directed by Danny boyle who i find overrated (Slumdog Millionaire was piss-poor) but this and sunshine and the first 2/3 of 28 days later are his best work.
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u should b a critique
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i am not a very good writer plus i would have to watch lots of shit as well so no dice.
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whats trainspotting about?

i want to watch a movie before the germany game starts

right now im in the mood for a war movie (hurtlocker/battle L.A/Jarhead/Blackhawk down)
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Trainspotting is about the lives of young junkies in 90s scotland
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Cross of iron is a very good war movie and glory but thats civil war, still boss though.
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American civil war i meant
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ty will look into all 3 of those
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watch band of brothers or the pacific if you are in the mood for a war movie, they are shows but incredibly well done.
for movies: braveheart, full metal jacket, glory, the thin red line, the deer hunter.
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alright lookin into it
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i'm sorry cat but the deer hunter is awful
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we are officially at the day after the future.
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avengers 3/10
prometheus 8.5/10
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Fright Night 5/10 - Was okay, Colin Farrell was great in this, woulda been better if Christopher Mintz- Plasse wasn't in it.
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Jun 28 2012, 01:22 PM
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we are officially at the day after the future.
where's my goddam hoverboard
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we are officially at the day after the future.
where's my goddam hoverboard
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vpoil/

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Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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where's my goddam hoverboard
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vpoil/

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