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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,813 Views)
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Havock
Jun 27 2012, 04:40 PM
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Jun 27 2012, 12:57 PM
I watched the french connection 2 last night 7.5/10, good film but not as good as the first which is probably in my top twenty of all time...and was made when producers gave a fuck about making good movies rather than money.
wuts ur top twenty list?
Ok i'll give this a go, i do think that the imdb top 250 has a few bad movies on it like forrest gump, shutter island, gandhi, and vertigo. So i'm gonna make a list of what i think are the most relevant films that people need to see.

2001
casino
the exorcist
the wild bunch
barry lyndon
eyes wide shut
the assassination of jesse james
the french connection
Die hard
the shining
the last temptation of christ
raging bull
L.A confidential
To live and die in L.A
Zodiac
Angel heart
Manhunter
Dawn of the dead (the original)
A history of violence
Alien
Batman
Hard boiled
Blade runner
seven
The wicker man (original)
Glengarry glen ross
Heat
Aliens
Blue velvet
Straw dogs (original)

This list was pretty tough because there are loads of great movies out there but These are pretty much the ones that have had the most impact on me.
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Ted - 7.5/10 - twas pretty damn funny. very similar format to family guy.
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Jun 30 2012, 10:44 AM
Ted - 7.5/10 - twas pretty damn funny. very similar format to family guy.
it was alright, i probably wouldnt watch it again.

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moonrise kingdom - 8/10. comedy about socially awkward preteens in a bizarre style
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Brave 7'/10
Ted 8/10
Rock of Ages 9/10
Prometheus 9/10
Abraham Lincoln 7/10
Snow White 7/10
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Jun 30 2012, 11:04 AM
moonlight kingdom - 8/10. comedy about socially awkward preteens in a bizarre style
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shit, my mistake

honestly i didnt know what movie i was going to see. i just said "same" after my friends ordered their tickets lOl
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The woman in black 2/10..where do i begin with the problems with this.

Daniel Radcliffe is only slightly more convincing at being an english 19th century lawyer than Keanu reeves in dracula.

Because of said unconvincing acting the story doesn't work.

There is no story.

Loud bangs are only scary to people who are half asleep on the crapper.

Repeating these bangs does not makes bangs more scary.

Same goes for ghost-faced children.

The set design is nice but when the movie doesn't work all you can do is admire the finely polished wooden doors on display.

The wooden doors give the best performance in the movie.

I will admit that the last scene was well done but by then it was too late...like finding out you won the lottery on your deathbed.

If you find my smartass wisecracks annoying then you are feeling my pain.

The movie might not have been set in the 19th century but to be honest i have better things to be thinking about such as wondering how many ginger pubes arcade has got.


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Jun 30 2012, 06:08 PM
The woman in black 2/10..where do i begin with the problems with this.

Daniel Radcliffe is only slightly more convincing at being an english 19th century lawyer than Keanu reeves in dracula.

Because of said unconvincing acting the story doesn't work.

There is no story.

Loud bangs are only scary to people who are half asleep on the crapper.

Repeating these bangs does not makes bangs more scary.

Same goes for ghost-faced children.

The set design is nice but when the movie doesn't work all you can do is admire the finely polished wooden doors on display.

The wooden doors give the best performance in the movie.

I will admit that the last scene was well done but by then it was too late...like finding out you won the lottery on your deathbed.

If you find my smartass wisecracks annoying then you are feeling my pain.

The movie might not have been set in the 19th century but to be honest i have better things to be thinking about such as wondering how many ginger pubes arcade has got.


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Jan 4 2012, 01:27 AM
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Seeing Ted tonight

Last night watched Layer Cake and Snatch, forgot how good both of those were. Layer Cake is definitely worth the watch
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Amazing Spiderman: 8/10 went to the 12:00 show. Was pretty good and it was emotional at one part, but theres nothing like the old cast and spiderman. MUST watch movie.
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how'd you get into a pg-13 movie
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Jul 3 2012, 05:51 AM
how'd you get into a pg-13 movie
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pimp youre soft as fuck joe. no movie should be emotional for you
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pimp still cries when bambi's mother dies.
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Moonrise Kingdom - 11/10
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Has anyone rated hunger games, i saw it and i must say its like a 6/10 (VERY GENEROUS IMO) they try to make it like the book but they didnt have enough time so they just squeezed it all in which was GAY. i was really looking forwards to the movie bcuz the book was quite good..ive been had
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The Amazing Spiderman 8.5/10 - MUCH better than I expected, one of the better movies out this year.

Ted 7/10 - If you're into Family Guy or American Dad, you'll enjoy this movie greatly. I suggest watching this while you're ripped.

That's my boy 7/10 - Finally a decent, watchable movie by Sandler.. his last few movies were so bad! i.e. Jack & Jill.. lmao. This is pretty funny itself if you enjoy movies like Happy Gilmore, then you'll enjoy watching this.
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watchin spiderman/ted/thats my boy tonight, depends if spiderman is packed or not
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Jul 3 2012, 07:31 PM
watchin spiderman/ted/thats my boy tonight, depends if spiderman is packed or not
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Jul 3 2012, 08:13 PM
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Jul 3 2012, 07:31 PM
watchin spiderman/ted/thats my boy tonight, depends if spiderman is packed or not
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Jul 3 2012, 08:14 AM
pimp still cries when bambi's mother dies.
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the amazing spiderman is a remake of a film that is only ten years old.... hmmmmbom anyway FUCK THAT SHIT i watched half baked a stoner comedy with Dave chappelle who is a boss. As a movie it doesn't really work but apparently the producers messed with it and it does come off as a bit of a mess but i would be lying if i said there wasn't some really funny bits in it 4.5/10

Reanimator 9/10 BAUUUUUUUUUUM, what a wonderful piece of garbage this is and i have the 2-disc edition with over three hours of special features nigguH so triplebaumburgermole. Deranged scientist herbert west (one of the greatest horror characters ever) has found a way to bring the dead back to life but they mostly come back as savage bitches and he has to deal with another mad surgeon who can somehow control other dead people telepathically without having his head on his body...needless to say nudity and gore ensue and i fucking love it.
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i just watched moneyball; it was really good.
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