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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,812 Views)
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Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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lol hachi....most of those films are pretty bad but memories of murder was easily the best on that list, it definitely influenced david fincher a lot for zodiac although i do think the latter was better. Rescue dawn, magdalene sisters and moon also good, might have to check out primer.
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Jul 4 2012, 11:34 AM
saw this on reddit, the one movie that has been on tv numerous times but never watched is idiocracy, heard it was really funny though as well the concept was great.
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Jul 4 2012, 12:41 PM
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Jul 4 2012, 08:33 AM
the amazing spiderman is a remake of a film that is only ten years old.... hmmmmbom anyway FUCK THAT SHIT i watched half baked a stoner comedy with Dave chappelle who is a boss. As a movie it doesn't really work but apparently the producers messed with it and it does come off as a bit of a mess but i would be lying if i said there wasn't some really funny bits in it 4.5/10

Reanimator 9/10 BAUUUUUUUUUUM, what a wonderful piece of garbage this is and i have the 2-disc edition with over three hours of special features nigguH so triplebaumburgermole. Deranged scientist herbert west (one of the greatest horror characters ever) has found a way to bring the dead back to life but they mostly come back as savage bitches and he has to deal with another mad surgeon who can somehow control other dead people telepathically without having his head on his body...needless to say nudity and gore ensue and i fucking love it.
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I didn't say it wasn't funny naughty baumz
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mmmm, ted 8.5

imo mark wahlberg sucks at acting but his character, for some reason, is just so damn funny. really good movie. didn't go high, didn't need to. would definitely watch it many more times, just not at the theater.
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amazing spider man

honestly, 7.5-8. I really enjoyed it, I liked the Raimi films well enough but I liked this one alot more. I thought the acting was much less forced (lol kirsten dunst) and martin sheen owned it up as uncle ben (sheen effect..). Fucking Emma Stone was wayyy too cute all throughout the movie, just looking good throughout the whole thing nonstop. Action was alright, spidey uses his webs alot more which is nice and the lizard pretty much dominated him which makes sense...
liked the soundtrack too...

liked it better than the raimi ones, garfield was also pretty good. Alot of people bitch because hes not 'science' nerdy enough and cause he wears a hood often when coming home but he's pretty much beat up throughout the whole movie and science nerds nowadays don't dress in khakis and button downs anymore so I didn't mind.

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can only hope they bring back jk simmons for jonah jameson or leave him out entirely..that nigga was too good
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Ted 8/10 Lived up to my expectations. Probably my favorite comedy movie of the year besides 21 jump street.

3 stooges 5/10 Thought it was stupid. I used to love the actual shows, but the movie was just retarded.
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21 Jump Street 6.5/10 - had its funny parts, jonah hill and channing tatumumum were suprisingly good in this.

The Grey 5/10 - pretty stupid movie, liked the characters though.
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savages 8.5/10

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Jul 8 2012, 11:59 PM
savages 8.5/10

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watched the girl with the dragon tattoo; that shit was pretty good. i like daniel craig in that movie.
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Jul 9 2012, 06:09 AM
watched the girl with the dragon tattoo; that shit was pretty good. i like daniel craig in that movie.
and what about rooney mara? comon now.
i heard mixed reviews about savages but i heard salma hayek is rly good in it.
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I am looking forward to seeing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcDaxyLfrNk
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Jul 4 2012, 08:33 AM
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amazing spiderman was very good. emma stone was 2 cute.
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told u emma was 2scrumptious

ja crane thing was meh but it was epic in its own cheesy way. He got shot in the leg brew
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Jul 9 2012, 04:12 PM
I am looking forward to seeing this

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i have to see the full movie this looks awesome
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Monsters 7/10 - exceptionally good movie for the budget it was on.
the director of this movie is working on godzilla, it will be released 2014 and they released a 2 minute teaser @ comic-con, been looking around the web for it, can't find it.
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ice age 4 lol.... 5/10 I guess? Never saw the first 3 but gf wanted to see this...I guess it was funny at times but yeah.
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Jul 15 2012, 04:19 PM
ice age 4 lol.... 5/10 I guess? Never saw the first 3 but gf wanted to see this...I guess it was funny at times but yeah.
just another cashin is dem ice ages
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