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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,801 Views)
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Nate Da GR8
Mar 14 2013, 08:18 PM
vish
Mar 14 2013, 08:01 PM
Lincoln - 9/10 - finally saw this last weekend, and i expected nothing less. very good
told you Red-i
Vish rates Django unchained at 10/10 as if his expert critical opinion means anything to me he always rates them 2 stars more than they are.
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Amelie 7/10 Not bad for a typical French gay romance film.
Ill Manors 7/10 Not bad for a British film, good story line.
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Oz great and powerful 7.5/10 solid enjoyable film
RocknRolla 9/10 SUPER GOOD GUY RITCHIE FILM JUST AS GOOD AS SNATCH AND LOCK STOCK 2 SMOKIN BARRELS
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super late on these
ip man: 8,5/10 srsly awesome
the raid: as just an ass kicking movie? 9.

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rock n rolla is def weaker than snatch and lock but it is great regardless
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Mar 18 2013, 05:14 PM
super late on these
ip man: 8,5/10 srsly awesome
the raid: as just an ass kicking movie? 9.

watch ip man 2!!!
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The hunger Games 6/10 predictable, i wouldn't rate it so high if it did not have Jennifer Lawrence in it.
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Mar 14 2013, 07:22 AM
Flight 8/10
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i didnt see it but i thought "flight" might be potentially dumb considering it is fiction. Not quite a 'miracle on the hudson' eh?

Ben Hur 10/10
Braveheart 10/10
Master & Commander 10/10
Fight Club 9/10 -1 for porn.

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Mar 18 2013, 09:15 PM
i didnt see it but i thought "flight" might be potentially dumb considering it is fiction. Not quite a 'miracle on the hudson' eh?

Ben Hur 10/10
Braveheart 10/10
Master & Commander 10/10
Fight Club 9/10 -1 for porn.
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Mar 19 2013, 01:12 AM
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Mar 18 2013, 09:15 PM
i didnt see it but i thought "flight" might be potentially dumb considering it is fiction. Not quite a 'miracle on the hudson' eh?

Ben Hur 10/10
Braveheart 10/10
Master & Commander 10/10
Fight Club 9/10 -1 for porn.
Probably the easiest troll post to spot so far by you
How is it possible our opinions are so different.


this was cute also. didnt see the sauce.


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Watched the Hobbit finally yesterday. 8/10. I enjoyed it a lot though as someone who read the books obviously some inaccuracies bothered me. Overall definitely a must see if you are at all a LoTR fan.


Just finished watching Lincoln. Holy shit 2 gud. 9/10. If you don't care for history too much or politics you might not enjoy it. Loved Tommy Lee Jones' Thaddeus Stevens. Fucking nailed it.
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olympus has fallen was good
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Mar 25 2013, 09:43 PM
Loved Tommy Lee Jones' Thaddeus Stevens. Fucking nailed it.
how do you know what the real thaddeus stevens was like
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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2/10 would be generous for olympus has fallen. mind-numbingly violent and mindlessly patriotic.
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Identity theft 8/10 kinda funny
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Mar 26 2013, 12:18 AM
2/10 would be generous for olympus has fallen. mind-numbingly violent and mindlessly patriotic.
I KNEW IT. eventually you can just see the previews and not waste the time/money.

on thaddeus stevens the role was perfect (and funny).


on hobbit/ stuff. Tolkien's son doesnt own the rights to the LotR and Hobbit, says he dislikes the movies. or stronger language. I forget the link.
Point is The Silmarillion probably wont be made by jackson or anytime soon. I think that is why in the hobbit gandalf could have eluded to
Morgoth (Sauron), but he didnt - cause they don't own the rights.

i wonder who owns the rights to Blood Gulch.
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Mar 26 2013, 12:18 AM
2/10 would be generous for olympus has fallen. mind-numbingly violent and mindlessly patriotic.
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Louie
Mar 25 2013, 11:10 PM
Erosion
Mar 25 2013, 09:43 PM
Loved Tommy Lee Jones' Thaddeus Stevens. Fucking nailed it.
how do you know what the real thaddeus stevens was like
Only what I know from history obviously


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaddeus_Stevens



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Zodiac 6/10
The raid 7/10 the subtitles were too Americanized by that i mean animated and completely dramatized and over the top and it ruined the film if only they were not hard coded in i would of turned them off but then the volume was also dubbed and well about that, i muted it but i'm imagining it went a long the lines of some retarded American voices trying to sound like some badass's.
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thorn
Mar 26 2013, 12:18 AM
2/10 would be generous for olympus has fallen. mind-numbingly violent and mindlessly patriotic.
but what about the sexy points for gerard bulter and morgan freeman!!!!!!?
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The Princess Bride (1987) 10/10 for best date movie of all time.

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INCONCIEVEABLE


We Were Soldiers (2002) 10/10 for attempted realism...[Vietnam War]
:SPOILER ALERT:
the movie ended differently than the truth, according to the book
of the same name. In the movie the battle in the Ia Drang (yah drang) Valley seems to end. In reality
a column (a vulnerable formation) is formed to march away and is decimated. That column might have been
the artillery support element. can't remember.

also, crap.
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some stuff i watched recently

The living daylights 8.5/10 underrated bond
Licence to kill 8/10 another good bond. The tanker chase at the end is one of the best action sequences ever, trust me.
Maniac cop 7/10 decent schlock
maniac cop 2 6/10 more decent schlock
maniac cop 3 3.5/10 weird and bad but strangely watchable schlock
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[ss]qmp [V]`: fat crazy white bitches suck dick for money
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who the frig gave zodiac a 6...thats a 10 if there ever was one
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other potentially good summer 2013 movies?


oblivion
tom cruise
19 april
http://s9.zetaboards.com/HPT_Forums/topic/7364669/


star trek
your mom
17 may
http://s9.zetaboards.com/HPT_Forums/topic/7365093/
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