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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,796 Views)
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this is the end with seth rogan, danny mcbribe, emma watson, jonah hill, the black guy from hot tub time machine produced by the people of pineapple express and superbad



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Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
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The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
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Also someone posted on r/movies - unused posters for the Spike Lee's oldboy remake, my expectations for this movie are quite low really, the cast is good at least.
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such a stupid movie to remake
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The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
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didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
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Jun 9 2013, 02:29 PM
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Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
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didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
didnt you think end of watch was really good? lol
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I enjoyed End of Watch. That could be due to the fact that I've heavily considered joining the police force (I have a pretty strong interest in it). I haven't seen any other movie offer that perspective for a police move before. I'm pretty sure the director was the same from Training Day, but that movie still didn't have this perspective.
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Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
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didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

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Jun 9 2013, 03:08 PM
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th!wy
Jun 8 2013, 11:19 AM
truth
Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS LIKE ME
didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

p.s. i liked end of watch, sure it had its shitty parts but it also had a different feel to it as supposed to a regular cop movie

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I haven't seen End of Watch yet but it looked good and got great reviews.

But TDKR had so many problems:

He has a cane at the beginning of the film, he magically gets this robotic brace on his leg that magically makes him better.

How did Bane's men get motorcycles into the Stock Exchange? Also when Bane's men fled the stock exchange it was day time and when they came out of the tunnel it was night.

They spent more time explaining who Blake's character was than anyone else in the film, also he knows that Bruce Wayne is batman just by looking at his face? Kind of stupid.

They didn't make Bane a frightening villain, his mask made him sound like a derp and you couldn't even hear what he was saying sometimes.

Bruce Wayne and Miranda's hookup happened out of nowhere, they really had no connection it felt like to me.

The fight scenes between Batman and Bane were literally the worst hand-to-hand combat scenes I have ever seen in a movie.

Where the hell did Alfred go? He disappears and reappears at the end of the movie.

Why is it so easy to trust Miranda when the viewers know nothing about her?

Sending all of Gotham's police force into the tunnels at once was just the stupidest thing ever.

Bruce Wayne receives important plot information through a hallucination he had of Ras Algul which makes no sense at all.

How does Bruce Wayne get to Gotham from Bane's prison, does he teleport?????????

Nobody recognizes Bruce Wayne alive at the end of the movie.

Just what I remember from watching it, I'm sure there's more problems. The movie was overall stupid, for a Nolan movie I would of expected him to make it more detailed considering that's what he does with all of his films, prime examples are The Prestige and Inception.



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Jun 8 2013, 11:19 AM
truth
Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS LIKE ME
didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

p.s. i liked end of watch, sure it had its shitty parts but it also had a different feel to it as supposed to a regular cop movie

dont worry honey i actually didnt rate end of watch

i said it was crap

ive explained already why (search the thread)

i dont feel like explaining about batman atm...will do later

also dont quote yourself noob
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yeah idk about crappy movies but

the X-men next summer will be the most epic X-men movie everrrrrrrr.

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and: ofc this will be about the last screen of part 2 of the hobbit in december
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Now You See Me was good. Confusing, but well done.

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Jun 9 2013, 03:08 PM
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Jun 9 2013, 02:29 PM
th!wy
Jun 8 2013, 11:19 AM
truth
Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS LIKE ME
didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

p.s. i liked end of watch, sure it had its shitty parts but it also had a different feel to it as supposed to a regular cop movie

dont worry honey i actually didnt rate end of watch

i said it was crap

ive explained already why (search the thread)

i dont feel like explaining about batman atm...will do later

also dont quote yourself noob
i didnt quote myself, idk wtf happened.


by ur standards, there shud b like only few movies that u found good then...LOTR, Shawshank, Django, The Departed, Titanic type of movies...but u rarely do get movies like that every year.
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Jun 9 2013, 03:08 PM
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Jun 9 2013, 02:29 PM
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Jun 8 2013, 11:19 AM
truth
Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS LIKE ME
didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

Fast 6 was god awful you're honestly an idiot if you don't think that was one of the dumbest movies ever made.

1/10 writing
1/10 acting
1/10 directing

didn't even like the actual chase scenes tbh "look stuff is blowing up doesn't this look cool"
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Jun 7 2013, 10:02 PM
The Dark Knight Rises 5/10 - Too many plot holes for me to even enjoy, I think this movie was as worse as or just as bad as John Carter. If you wanna watch a good batman movie, re-watch Batman Begins.
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS LIKE ME
didnt you rate end of watch like 2/10? lol
there are ppl who watch movies for the entertainment aspect and then we have the other side of the extreme who critiques it harshly as if they were judging it for the Oscars. now i dont mind different tastes since alot of ppl loved fast 6 and then there were alot of ppl who thought it was trash.( i personally did enjoy it, but yes it had its flaws )


now thiwy and truth,

can u explain to me why the dark knight rises was such a bad movie?

p.s. i liked end of watch, sure it had its shitty parts but it also had a different feel to it as supposed to a regular cop movie

dont worry honey i actually didnt rate end of watch

i said it was crap

ive explained already why (search the thread)

i dont feel like explaining about batman atm...will do later

also dont quote yourself noob
i didnt quote myself, idk wtf happened.


by ur standards, there shud b like only few movies that u found good then...LOTR, Shawshank, Django, The Departed, Titanic type of movies...but u rarely do get movies like that every year.
there is alot more movies i like

but ye your right there is a very few movie i like every year


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I heard "Now You See Me" is one of the best movies ever
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Cloud Atlas 8/10 - I saw this one on its opening weekend and I thought it was quite a mind-blowing concept and quite overwhelming really but its definitely worth the watch but you have to pay close attention to every detail and follow every story line. Halle Berry nearly ruined this movie because IMO she is an awful actress, I tried to ignore her performance.

The Hobbit 9/10 - This movie was great for me, I know a lot of people thought it was drawn out but I didn't think that at all, sometimes the makeup on the dwarves looked overdone and made them look like derps but I didn't care about that, beautifully done movie and the actor who played Thorin was really good.

On that note, the teaser for Desolation of Smaug debuts on Tuesday. Benedict Cumberbatch will be doing the animatronics for Smaug and voicing the Necromancer.
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havent seen the first hobbit, but if there's only gonna be two, the next one is gonna be beast
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nah gonna be 3. i also liked the hobbit but i can see where ppl are comin from sayin they're dragging it out.

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Now You See Me: 8/10 - Was a good watch overall. Big twist at the end but I kind of saw it coming near the end. I still think The Prestige is the best movie in regards to "magic" and acting overall.

Fast 6: LOL/10

Star Trek 2: 8/10 - Was a lot better than I expected to be honest. Saw this movie almost 2 weeks ago so I don't remember much to review on.

Hang over 3: 7/10 - Once again it's all the same generic stuff. Still wasn't as great as the first one in my opinion but definitely better than Hang Over 2. Chow is awesome. The fake handshake on chow was epic, and the last scene after credits was hilarious.

After Earth: 5/10 - I'm honestly being generous because Will Smith is awesome. This movie sucked, it's as simple as that.
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Now You See Me: 8/10 - Was a good watch overall. Big twist at the end but I kind of saw it coming near the end. I still think The Prestige is the best movie in regards to "magic" and acting overall.
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It was good but for an all-star cast like that, it could have been better. Owen Wilson looks too much like my uncle now and it freaks me out.

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Now You See Me: 8/10 - Was a good watch overall. Big twist at the end but I kind of saw it coming near the end. I still think The Prestige is the best movie in regards to "magic" and acting overall.
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It was good but for an all-star cast like that, it could have been better. Owen Wilson looks too much like my uncle now and it freaks me out.
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Like someone said before, there are those who watch movies for entertainment, and those who are a little more critical of movies.

You guys should remember that a movie is a movie...they can be entertaining, teach you life lessons, and make you think. But I really don't think you should nitpick and criticize every single detail of a movie to the point that you deem it horrible. So many people honestly pick apart way too many things about a movie that don't deter from the movie's main premise, plot, or enjoyability. Unless something happens that is extremely out of the blue or if that part didn't happen, a big part of the movie would change, you should really not be so harsh on the movies that you watch.

Enjoy movies for what they're worth. If you sit through every movie that you watch and go, "Okay, that was impossible" after every second, you might as well stop watching movies altogether.
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