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Jun 21 2013, 03:27 PM
In response to all of that there is only one comparison i need to make before retiring to the actual religion sub-forum and that is, superman and aliens don't exist in time or space and Jesus does.
did you even read the similarities?
For fucking sakes
I point them out for nothing
sheer ignorance
No one is debating about the realness of Superman or Jesus Christ just that both stories share a TON of similarities shared by mythical stories told throughout human history. A lot of mythical stories have similarities.

The story of Superman derived from the story of Christ as the story of Christ derived from Greco-Roman and Egyptian Mythology as they did with other ancient stories -__________-
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Jun 21 2013, 12:54 PM
i'm really interested to see what people on here think about world war z, it had huge production problems and a MASSIVE budget.
http://s9.zetaboards.com/HPT_Forums/single/?p=8374608&t=7275243


also the most of the people in this thread talking shit about man of steel are the same people that thought fast 6 was 10/10, please just stop posting lol.
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1337- if you want , i ll read them. split these 2-3 posts into a new topic (superman v. jesus?) and put it in the "religion" subforum because that's what you re talking about - or not talking about.

the idea of a mono-myth is what you re referencing i think. Doesnt that discount the possibility of evil and good? heaven, hell, eternal redemption, justice, etc? please ^
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Jun 21 2013, 12:46 PM
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Jun 21 2013, 10:31 AM
Man of Steel 7.5/10 - I've seen the previous Superman movies and this was a hell of a lot better. The fight scenes were pretty badass although they sometimes went a bit overboard with the effects. Superman or Kal Al didn't really have much to say yet made it even more badass to be honest. Every time Lawrence Fishburne had a scene I instantly thought of his whore of a pornstar daughter. I personally thought they could of picked a better person to play Lois Lane in my opinion. Overall a good watch, just a bit long. The movie dragged on a bit at parts but it was good nonetheless.
man of steel was terrible wtf


shit got so boring holy shit
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Jun 21 2013, 03:37 PM
1337- if you want , i ll read them. split these 2-3 posts into a new topic (superman v. jesus?) and put it in the "religion" subforum because that's what you re talking about - or not talking about.

the idea of a mono-myth is what you re referencing i think. Doesnt that discount the possibility of evil and good? heaven, hell, eternal redemption, justice, etc? please ^
here you go
http://s9.zetaboards.com/HPT_Forums/topic/7392436/1/?x=0#post8374670
too hard for you to read though
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^ can't wait to watch that
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this is the end: MOSTFUNMOVIEOFTHESUMMER/10. Could have used more emma watson though.

man of steel: 4/10. the didn't really develop any characters. i knew i was supposed to want superman to succeed, but i had no reason to. a lot of action, but none of it seemed to benefit the plot. gratuitous explosion after gratuitous explosion. tragically disappointing. go see this is the end instead. you'll thank me.
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thought wwz would b bettr

7.5/10
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World War Z

Mess of a movie. Was promised a storyline in Russia according to the trailer, I guess that was thrown out of the window after the script revisions. Highly politicized (Israel's vigilance against the bad Arab forces allow it to be the only country to save itself, but it is its altruism toward them makes it lower its guard and undo itself when some dumbass arabs start a chant - quite a sinister message when we all knw what the Palestinians are going through). Speaking of politics, a quick read of wikipedia confirmed that they axed China and Russia from the plotline for these reasons. Guess it's ok to blame India instead. The only thing that was well done in my eyes was the plane crash which was violent and visceral as well as the WHO sequence which would have been pretty tense had it not been predictable as hell that Brad Pitt was going to get stuck and would have to get sick to get out. The ending was totally abrupt, the family was burdensome and useless, the constant stock footage clips got annoying, the ending voiceover was very weak.

4/10 do not recommend. Ive heard very good things about Monster University, Ill be watching that one next.
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Jun 22 2013, 01:14 PM
World War Z

Mess of a movie. Was promised a storyline in Russia according to the trailer
I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered hearing about moscow in the trailer.
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Jun 22 2013, 01:20 AM

man of steel: 4/10. the didn't really develop any characters. i knew i was supposed to want superman to succeed, but i had no reason to. a lot of action, but none of it seemed to benefit the plot. gratuitous explosion after gratuitous explosion. tragically disappointing. go see this is the end instead. you'll thank me.
thx for agreeing that the movie blows
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stoker: 7.6/10

it was weird yes, but also very well filmed. and the ''picture'' looked great!
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this is the end - 8/10 - emma watson went to hell?
man of steel - 7/10 - saw it in 3D and was not dissapointed. beautiful sound and scenes. however due to poor character development, i didnt really have any of the 'feels' for any characters
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ja man of steel- 7.5/10

fight scenes were everything I expected and more (maybe too much more? fuckin metropolis and smallville got decked) and the story was fine just terribly cheesy dialogue lol
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Don't listen to the wwz bashing, one of the best movies I've seen in a while tbh. From start to end, always kept me zoned in



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spoilers?
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if king shawn likes it it must be pretty bad
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Monsters University 8/10 Laughed a lot. Was quite entertaining. There should be another one coming out.
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Jun 30 2013, 02:40 PM



The only thing I didn't like was...
plz ban now for spoiling...
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Quoting him doesn't help....
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Jun 30 2013, 03:13 PM
if king shawn likes it it must be pretty bad
It has a pretty weak ending.


what he posted isn't really a spoiler, it's not a major plot point or anything and his actual part is maybe ~10min
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Jun 30 2013, 06:42 PM
Quoting him doesn't help....
i wanted to do that spoiler thingy but idk how
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i thought man of steel was alright. If it spent more time on characters rather than carnage it could have been something special...i can't say it was boring though
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I watched the master as well that was great and lots of older shit that nobody on here probably cares about
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