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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,840 Views)
Psycho

i mean backwards as in eyes wide shut backward nukkah
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Have any of you seen the Fountain?

if not watch it

good flick
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i liked minority report =(
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watched the mission impossible movies; was good

@pimp: all the ppl who watched knows, all who didnt dont needa know
Edited by Osama Bin Laggin, May 16 2011, 03:24 PM.
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May 15 2011, 09:04 AM
just coz 99.9% of people agree on something doesnt make them right for instance minority report is one of the worst films ever made but it got good reviews from nearly every critic
lawl fuck off.
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May 15 2011, 09:04 AM
just coz 99.9% of people agree on something doesnt make them right for instance minority report is one of the worst films ever made but it got good reviews from nearly every critic
lawl fuck off.
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May 15 2011, 09:04 AM
minority report is one of the worst films ever made
Why's t hat?
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it just is...souless characters, retarded action sequences, retarded philosophy, the film looks awful like a cross between a shitty version of blade runner and excalibur.
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May 16 2011, 05:32 PM
it just is...souless characters, retarded action sequences, retarded philosophy, the film looks awful like a cross between a shitty version of blade runner and excalibur.
bladerunner was the shit
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i watched a cam version of fast 5 last night (fuck paying for it, only the biggest suckers would)

and as expected it was atrocious, i laughed at how fucking dumb it was
Edited by gatman, May 17 2011, 04:21 AM.
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Crack a fresh one, bru.
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watched two films last night :P

the assignment 10/10 great thriller from 1997 which people seem to have forgotten about..about a guy who goes undercover to kill carlos the jackal

network 10/10 another great film about the hypocrisy of tv networks , the film is actually quite existential and shows how tv etc has made people robotic and inhuman , great acting and great directing by the recently deceased sydney lumet . BOM
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gatman
May 17 2011, 04:20 AM
i watched a cam version of fast 5 last night (fuck paying for it, only the biggest suckers would)

and as expected it was atrocious, i laughed at how fucking dumb it was
I assumed this was going to be the case. I'm glad I didn't download that cam. I'll wait for the dvdrip
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watched ip man 2 last night

shit was nice
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May 15 2011, 04:55 PM
If you watched fastfive ( credits ) You will see his girlfriend is alive so there will be a 6
even thought i will not watch this movie because i think it must suck dicks
I think you should be banned for this spoiler (Admins?)

Anyways, saw The tourist

Weird movie, many stuff makes 0 sens and i was expecting more action than romantic scenes (because of the trailer)
Still not THAT bad but im not keeping it on computer.

6/10
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i think they put dwayne johnson in the movie coz they knew that having paul walker and vin diesel sharing most of the screentime together would create a charisma vacuum that would make sean penn blush.






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Adam Sandler's recent movie, just go with it... 7/10. Had it's funny parts, loved the end.
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The Machinist

7/10

The reason why i put it up high is because of the acting mainly, Christian Bale acted it out well and it's crazy how skinny he actually got for the role. Was kind of dragged out and boring especially for the ending being so bland.
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from hell 9/10
based on the graphic novel from alan moore who did v for vendetta and watchmen, really entertaining and stylish and its got all this freemason stuff going on which is always interesting, the movie is also extremely similar to the recent sherlock holmes film so you would really like tis if yoo liked tat. Directed by the underated hughes brothers who made dead presidents (great), menace 2 society (very good) and book of eli (great). BOM
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Just watched IP Man 2 today and it was pretty terrible, huge let down. It reminded me of a Chinese Rocky, the storyline was boring and the file i downloaded was obviously some Chinese or Foreign film guy who thinks the subtitles are bad and anyone who wants them are morons because he was just making shit up and calling the guys Muhammed and shit and when they were actually speaking English it still wasn't what they was saying, that was the most interesting part. The 2 main fight scenes were pretty good though but it was hardly worth the 90 mins or whatever it was, only Stalone can do that and it still be watchable.

I'd give it a 6.5/10
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watched quite a few movies...

thor, dinner with schmucks, limitless, source code, unknown ( all were good movies tbh )
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dinner for schmucks was pretty bad , steve carrell made full retard look half retard
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May 28 2011, 07:54 AM
dinner for schmucks was pretty bad , steve carrell made full retard look half retard
the funniest part in that movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaCJlxZTxDw
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