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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,783 Views)
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Sam just rated movies by one to three halo pistols?

I think you could say this game ruined your life bro
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Kick Ass 2: 5/10 - Way too many plot holes in this movie, it's a bit ridiculous. The first movie was better imo.

You're Next: 7/10 - I didn't expect much from this movie and after the first 20 minutes of the film I just assumed I'd know what would happen or to some extent know the plot. I was so wrong lmao. The movie turned out a lot better than I had expected but it could have been better; especially in terms of dialogue.

The Conjuring: 7.5/10 - Wasn't really scary but had it's trippy moments at times, I enjoyed this movie overall.

The Wolverine: 8/10 - A LOT better than the X-men Origin: Wolverine. A much better watch and the fight scenes were pretty cool.

Elysium: 7/10: I enjoyed this film. Matt Damon's acting was solid but the movie was hardly taken place in Elysium, this could have been done a lot better imo. Also, President Patel lawl.
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Bryan Cranston ("Breaking Bad") has been officially cast as 'Lex Luthor' in director Zack Snyder's developing "Man Of Steel" sequel, with the working title "Batman Vs Superman".



I think Affleck will be fine as Batman. People thought Ledger would be a shitty Joker and look what happened.
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i like the luthor casting. sorry but affleck sucks dick, i'd rather have jimmy urine cast as batman. actually that would be pretty cool.
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The World's End 8/10 - Enjoyed this movie a lot, had some very funny segments, the cast was amazing, the story as usual for an Edgar Wright movie is great and unique. Great end to the cornetto trilogy.
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read the book a couple years ago...

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o and regarding the steve jobs movie:
try eastern mysticism they said, it'll be great they said.
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The World's End 8/10 - Enjoyed this movie a lot, had some very funny segments, the cast was amazing, the story as usual for an Edgar Wright movie is great and unique. Great end to the cornetto trilogy.
same saw this movie the other day, every line was hilarious, I usually don't enjoy comedies but the world's end was great. reminded me of my college buddies
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The Impossible 10/10 - This movie was perfectly done imo, I was completely blown away by one of the kids performances in this movie, Tom Holland as Lucas. Knowing that this was a true story made this movie even more tragic. Definitely a must watch. The part of the movie that was just so well done was when the tsunami hit.
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The Impossible 10/10 - This movie was perfectly done imo, I was completely blown away by one of the kids performances in this movie, Tom Holland as Lucas. Knowing that this was a true story made this movie even more tragic. Definitely a must watch. The part of the movie that was just so well done was when the tsunami hit.
a 10? wow. I thought this movie was around a 7
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samsara was a pretty neat documentary
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This movie looks good.. Jared Leto is such a talented man.

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killing them softly - 5/10 - i dont understand why brad pitt would even pick a role in this movie.
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Aug 29 2013, 01:32 AM
killing them softly - 5/10 - i dont understand why brad pitt would even pick a role in this movie.
it coulda had a lot of potential. i feel like they just made it really boring tho... especially bringing in the big guy... he was pretty pointless
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Finally watched Battle Royale.. not my type of movie but cool concept and also original.. for that I give it 7/10.

Probably gonna start watching some Wong-Kar Wai movies.

Just discovered this youtube channel, you guys probably already know about it but here it is
http://www.youtube.com/user/criterioncollection/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0

They have a massive collection of movies and sometimes get directors,cinematographers, etc in to pick out their favorites.


pretty funny.

Just finished The Intouchables 9/10 - Loved this movie a lot, such a great feel good movie, definitely watch if you want a happy movie. All the actors/actresses were phenomenal in this, can't wait to see Omar Sy in more things.
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watched pain and gain, actually liked it, thought it was funny.
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Aug 30 2013, 12:43 AM
watched pain and gain, actually liked it, thought it was funny.
ohh god really?
It was cool in the beginning but it got way too weird for me, I lol'ed hard when they wrote "this is still a true story" during the movie.
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We're the Millers
6.5/10
I don't know, I think what made this movie an okay watch was that I had some half-deaf old Italian guy right next to me laugh at every part REALLY loud, I couldn't help but laugh with him everytime. The comedy is decent in the movie, Jennifer Aniston was hot and a stripper so see it.
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yea that part was pretty funny, the rock had me cracking up with the jesus shit.
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Wow.. just watched Akira 10/10 - Anime at its finest, mind blowing, pure brilliance.. if you have not seen this movie yet, you're missing out. I think I have to find the manga because I've heard it goes into way more detail and aspects of the manga are left out of the film.

Paprika 7.5/10 - I believe this movie really inspired Christopher Nolan to make inception, there are some really distinct similarities in the concepts of both these movies, Paprika however is a bigger mindfuck than Inception. Beautiful movie though, the animation was impressive.
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Springbreakers 3/10

Pretty terrible overall. Vanessa Hudgens gets naked tho
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Aug 31 2013, 12:23 AM
Springbreakers 3/10

Pretty terrible overall. Vanessa Hudgens gets naked tho
u forgot to put a negative sign in front of that 3
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jobs was pretty decent

i liked it because it was something else, and ashton kutcher did a good job. though, there were a number of cheesy scenes (steve job says something, and directly after it shows listeners slowly nodding and smiling with some 'inspirationesque' type music). also, the ending seemed somewhat anticlimatic imo. like around said, it looks like they'll be doing a second one.

saw a few borrowed ideas from the social network too (it appeared like that anyway).
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Sympathy for Lady Vengeance - this movie is just a mess, don't bother with it, could hardly get through it.

The Good, The Bad, The Weird 7/10 - Really well done movie but I didn't care too much for the first half of it, some really ridiculous scenes. Fun movie though. Nobody knows how to shoot in this movie, not to be taken too seriously I guess.

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pretty excited.

not so excited about cameron diaz, but meh.
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Aug 31 2013, 12:23 AM
Springbreakers 3/10

Pretty terrible overall. Vanessa Hudgens gets naked tho
MOVIE WAS PRETTY BAD BUT THE GIRLS WERE NOT


and the counselor looks great
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