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Nov 30 2013, 01:39 PM
lol'd at how hard spike lee's oldboy bombed, $2mill at box office, horrible reviews, so pathetic.
Didn't expect anything from it tbh.
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Just updating my list because "The Giver" whatever that is. And
X-men: Apocalypse (2016) story line should include Angel becoming Archangel (blue skin/robotic wings)
as well as (scott summers / Jean Grey's son) Cable / Stryfe etc.
http://www.firstshowing.net/2013/bryan-singer-announces-x-men-apocalypse-coming-may-of-2016/

But first. amazeballs. much editor. wow.
http://miguelbranco.ca/cinefile2013


since you already saw this.



Hobbit 2 (December 13)
Interstellar [2014?](directed by Chris Nolan -Batman Trilogy, first trailer Dec 13)
Robo Cop - (2014) same lame story as the first version.
Mad Max - remake is also coming

The Giver
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Expendables 3 - lol
Hercules (dwayne "the rock" johnson
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. (2014?)
Lone Survivor - True medal of Honor winner's story. amazing & tragic

X-Men: Days of Future Past (May 23, 2014) - yes.
Captain America 2
Malificent - (July 2) yes.
Noah -

Fury - a WWII tank movie...

Transformers: age of extinction
Fast & Furious 7 ???? oops paul walker died dec/13

Exodus - in development?
The Avengers: Ultron (May 1, 2015)
The Forever War (directed by Ridley Scott)

Superman / batman july 17 2015
Jurassic world jun 12 2015
Terminator (remake/sequel thing) June 26 2015
Star Wars VII -December 2015

[Marvel]
(2015) Ant-Man
(2016) Captain America 3
(2016) Black Panther
2016 - XMEN:APOCALYPSE woot
(2017) Doctor Strange
(2017) Thor 3
(2018) Avengers 3
^will this be the "Infinity Gauntlet" story?

Unbroken - the story of a WWII pacific ocean airmen - [book] is supposed to be a movie. - one of the most amazing stories i have ever heard of.

Avatar 2 probably
Prometheus 2 2015 or 16
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

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forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
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atheism, self worship, universalism,
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cable is supposed to be jean grey's son? lol?
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Psycho

spike lee is a goon.
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Barton fink 10/10
extraordinary piece of work about hollywood, writing, judaism, world war 2 and errrrr john goodman is a fucking beast in it. Directed by the coen brothers

the hudsucker proxy 10/10
Also by the coen brothers. It is pretty much of a piece of vacuous fluff but it does have a great style and energy and a great performance by the exceptionally talented Jennifer jason leigh (see single white female too). Its a feel good movie that actually makes you feel good, unlike that fucking tripe slumdog millionaire
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Nov 23 2013, 12:56 PM
Thor the dark world - 7/10 - God Natalie Portman is hot. Liked it better than the first one. They had some comical scenes. I would watch it in 3D
Agreed. Was better than the first one.



Got a little old with the back and forth between Loki and Thor though. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed it, but it grew stale after a while.

The guy playing professor erik was awesome haha



Didn't understand the after credits bit where they basically gave away that shit for free to that person but w/e
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^thing at the end of thor2 is about 1 of the 6 Infinity Gems from the Infinity Gauntlet comic book.

WoW movie cast announced. Probably lame.
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/12/08/warcraft-movie-initial-cast-revealed/


also, maybe 1 or 2 of these.
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/12/best-movies-2013-underrated/?viewall=true
Edited by HPT-8, Dec 8 2013, 09:06 PM.
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

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Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
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atheism, self worship, universalism,
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not sure what to think of this honestly but mila kunis and channing tatum don't really fit in this. i dont think sean bean will survive this one either.
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Dec 9 2013, 08:21 PM
i dont think sean bean will survive this one either.
on a different note, i clicked "recycle all clips" about 20 times on this

http://fathom.info/rocky/


Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

Forget about good, evil, heaven, hell, God, Jesus and salvation,
forget about truth, derived authority, rule of law, and moral law;
forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
Darwinian marco-evolution/ racism/ animism, pantheism,
sexuality as religion, abortion, murder, authoritarianism, cultism, nihilism, and culture:
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@ sam-> cool info bout thanos and infinity gems

@ truth-> sometimes it is the characters that seem not to fit that end up impressing the most
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i have hope cause its a wachowski siblings film and they go all out on visual effects, it looks beautiful but i really don't care for tatum or kunis


Now this looks awesome, love the 2001 music and dark tone, also godzilla will be fighting other monsters in this movie.
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Dec 10 2013, 12:35 PM
i have hope cause its a wachowski siblings film and they go all out on visual effects, it looks beautiful but i really don't care for tatum or kunis


Now this looks awesome, love the 2001 music and dark tone, also godzilla will be fighting other monsters in this movie.
After seeing the directors/writers on imdb for it I'm pretty excited for the movie.
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was afraid they'd change the godzilla scream.
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erm.hmm
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

Forget about good, evil, heaven, hell, God, Jesus and salvation,
forget about truth, derived authority, rule of law, and moral law;
forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
Darwinian marco-evolution/ racism/ animism, pantheism,
sexuality as religion, abortion, murder, authoritarianism, cultism, nihilism, and culture:
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hobbit had some good fight scenes.. white orc still awesome, smaug is pretty fierece too


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Dec 14 2013, 08:00 PM
hobbit had some good fight scenes.. white orc still awesome, smaug is pretty fierece too


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Overall the new hobbit movie is good. As someone who has read the book, there are so many complaints I could have about what they left out and what they added that was not originally there but whatever. Some of the lines were a bit cheesy at times too.


Idk what you don't like about the ending but I agree it could have been done better. They needed to make a cliff hanger obviously, but how that could have been best done is debatable certainly.
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The problem is that the Hobbit (the book) is much more childish than Lord of the Rings (the books). LOTR the movie was close to the book and it worked amazingly that way, because the material was fantastic, whereas with the hobbit they had to improvise (for example I dont remember a Necromancer at all in the book) yet it still feels childish because the book was intended for a younger audience. Havent seen the 2nd one yet.
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sauron = necromancer, just what tolkien referred to him in the hobbit.
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Dec 14 2013, 08:25 PM
The problem is that the Hobbit (the book) is much more childish than Lord of the Rings (the books). LOTR the movie was close to the book and it worked amazingly that way, because the material was fantastic, whereas with the hobbit they had to improvise (for example I dont remember a Necromancer at all in the book) yet it still feels childish because the book was intended for a younger audience. Havent seen the 2nd one yet.
Exactly.


Where was Bilbo making fun of the spiders. I was so looking forward to this shit

“Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can’t see me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Won't you stop,
Stop your spinning and look for me!

Old Tomnoddy, all big body,
Old Tomnoddy can’t spy me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree!

Lazy Lob and crazy Cob
are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat,
but still they cannot find me!

Here am I, naughty little fly;
you are fat and lazy.
You cannot trap me, though you try,
in your cobwebs crazy.

They made for his noise far quicker than he had expected. They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever like being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course, is insulting to anybody."



god I missed that
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Also when Smaug kept talking all I could think of was

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Dec 14 2013, 10:20 PM
Also when Smaug kept talking all I could think of was

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and yeah, that little rhyme sounds like it would have been pretty enjoyable.
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the necromancer got all of one sentence in the book, when it said thorin's dad got imprisoned by him or something like that. could've made two bad ass movies, one ending with the battle i'm assuming is in the second one, and the second one completely annihilating the battle of five armies in a good way. i fell asleep during the first one, i get why people i know weren't happy with it. one thing that would make the hobbit better is if the dwarves actually looked like fucking dwarves, that annoys the shit out of me.
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Evangeline Lilly is hot as fuck and I think she's acted well, but c'mon why was that romance plot necessary (say nothing of the fact she's not even in the book)? Just to fill time so you could add a 3rd movie?

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Dec 11 2013, 09:48 AM
was afraid they'd change the godzilla scream.
LOL same. They can change how he looks all they want, but the high-pitched roar needs to stay.

On another note, I am not sure if this has been posted already, but I am really digging the path space films are taking right now. This will be righteous.


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I've never read the books but I really liked the new hobbit movie.
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