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Jan 7 2014, 07:02 PM
gravity was pretty insane. 9/10
most overrated movie in years
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Lone Survivor 10/10 if you into that kind of thing.


http://www.firstshowing.net/2014/looking-ahead-ethan-picks-his-top-14-most-anticipated-films-of-2014/

The grand budapest hotel and Xmen (in may) made his list of 14 in 2014.

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wolf on wall street 9/10

real funny and brilliant story
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Jan 11 2014, 07:10 PM
Lone Survivor 10/10 if you into that kind of thing.
that movie was terrible....terrible acting, over extended scenes etc... 6/10 being generous

wolf and american hustle were very good on the other hand
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Do you think the same thing about "black hawk down"?
i thought some of the cinematography was off, or overly extended death scenes? like you said, but it would be impossible for that movie to be considered terrible.
these type of movies try to portray something as accurately as they possibly can, something that is difficult to understand anyway.
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here is a thing about 25 Facts about the movie Fight Club, a few of which i hadn't heard before.
http://imgur.com/gallery/912ch

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materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
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black hawk down and lone survivor were horrible. Black Hawk Down / Red Sun are my favorite war movies too. I don't think because it's a war movie you should be generous about acting and shit
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Feb 26 2014, 11:22 PM
mikee, dont make me destroy you.
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Jan 9 2014, 05:50 PM
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Jan 7 2014, 07:02 PM
gravity was pretty insane. 9/10
most overrated movie in years
Lol get the fuck out.

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Jan 12 2014, 08:56 AM
truth
Jan 9 2014, 05:50 PM
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Jan 7 2014, 07:02 PM
gravity was pretty insane. 9/10
most overrated movie in years
Lol get the fuck out.
on a technical level it was great, however on a story and script level appalling. predictable and honestly boring movie.

i did like this track off the soundtrack
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LMFAO. dont watch this if you havnt seen the wolf of wall street

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watched "her" tonight, truly amazing movie, my favorite of 2013 for sure, incredible commentary on how rapidly technology is evolving and how it could alienate people. everything about the movie was beautifully done. 10/10
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Jan 12 2014, 11:56 PM
watched "her" tonight, truly amazing movie, my favorite of 2013 for sure, incredible commentary on how rapidly technology is evolving and how it could alienate people. everything about the movie was beautifully done. 10/10
Agreed that movie was incredibly good.

saw lone survivor today

prob 7/10 being generous seemed a bit too dragged out for me, was really surprised by ben foster's acting though.
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has anyone seen ride along yet? is it good?
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^my local paper said skip it. i felt the same way. here i ll get some quotes for you.
"actors get the laughs, but the film itself is lackluster." mmk.
"a little kevin hart goes a long way in "Ride Along," a dull buddy picture engineered as a vehicle for the mini-motor mouth Hart and perma-sneering Ice Cube".
of course cube is gonna do this movie when disney waves another 20$million dollars in his face. Same as Ice T and NBC. They were pretty anti-establishment back in the 90s raping about killing cops n such. lol . Speaking of rapping , I didn't know that Jay-Z actually moved the New York Nets to Brooklyn and re-did the jersey to classic pin stripes, brooklyn B and bought a new stadium. Then sold the team? talk about rap god.

the new jack ryan (tom clancy) movie with Chris Pine is supposed to be pretty stupid / predictable as well. Series fell a long way since Hunt for Red October, Patriot games, and Clear and Present Danger...

The Raid 2

Edited by HPT-8, Jan 21 2014, 05:21 PM.
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

Forget about good, evil, heaven, hell, God, Jesus and salvation,
forget about truth, derived authority, rule of law, and moral law;
forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
Darwinian marco-evolution/ racism/ animism, pantheism,
sexuality as religion, abortion, murder, authoritarianism, cultism, nihilism, and culture:
they are your God now.
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just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
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Jan 17 2014, 03:47 PM
has anyone seen ride along yet? is it good?
this nigga asked if a movie starring ice cube was good
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Jan 24 2014, 04:54 PM
just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
uve seen SOOOOO many movies from what i can tell and love watching them











AND HAVE JUST NOW SEEN APOCALYPSE NOW.........
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Jan 24 2014, 07:31 PM
truth
Jan 24 2014, 04:54 PM
just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
uve seen SOOOOO many movies from what i can tell and love watching them











AND HAVE JUST NOW SEEN APOCALYPSE NOW.........
hah ikr, i also haven't seen shawshank redemption
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truth
Jan 24 2014, 04:54 PM
just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
uve seen SOOOOO many movies from what i can tell and love watching them











AND HAVE JUST NOW SEEN APOCALYPSE NOW.........
hah ikr, i also haven't seen shawshank redemption
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truth
Jan 24 2014, 04:54 PM
just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
you just watched apocalypse now? nigga get with the times. great movie though
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truth
Jan 24 2014, 04:54 PM
just watched the hunt(jagten), amazing film, mads mikkelsen deserved an oscar nom for his performance in this. incredible acting through out by everyone. some aspects of the movie reminded me of straw dogs, you'll see why if you've watched both. the only problem i had with it is that some points in the plot are hard to believe. 9/10

yesterday i watched

apocalypse now, never had any desire to watch war films but this is an insanely good movie. 10/10

punch drunk love, surprisingly good for an adam sandler film but not so surprising that its a PTA film. sad that all he cares about is money cause he does well in dramatic roles. this, funny people and reign over me are the only sandler films anyone ever needs to see.
uve seen SOOOOO many movies from what i can tell and love watching them











AND HAVE JUST NOW SEEN APOCALYPSE NOW.........
hah ikr, i also haven't seen shawshank redemption
WHAT THE FUCK


















WHAT THE FUCK









Seriously though.






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l0l watched these two today

The act of killing, shocking documentary about the genocide that occurred in Indonesia in the years 1965-66 and some of the people who were behind it re-enact their killing methods in front of the camera. hard watch to some people, the last 20 minutes of the movie are probably the best 20 minutes of any movie i've ever seen. important film that should not be missed. 10/10

headhunters(Hodejegerne), entertaining movie, only really watched it cause nikolaj coster-wauldau is in it. decent acting, some really good twists, soundtrack didn't suit the movie in some parts. 7/10
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Im thinking of a movie that I heard about and I want to watch it but I can't figure out the name.. Maybe one of you can halp.


All I can say is that its a movie based on slavery that came out in 2013 and was a 9/10 based off many peoples opinions. This isn't brief enough but this is all I know about it lol
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Django?
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Jan 26 2014, 12:47 AM
Django?
nah lol I know Django. I heard it was quite similar to django though
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Lincoln? 12 years a slave?
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