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Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:45 AM (40,838 Views)
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human centipede 2: 10/10

if you like women eating shit, check it out
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“The pump is as satisfying as having sex with a woman and cumming, so im cumming at work, at the gym, at home, so its like im in heaven right?!”

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Anybody see this I am Number 4 movie? it any gud? bout 2 watch
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i heard super 8 was amazing
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Jun 12 2011, 11:30 PM
i heard super 8 was amazing
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Movies I've seen recently:
X-men first class - 8/10
Kung Fu Panda 2 - 7.8/10
Thor - 7/10
The Hangover 2 - 6/10
Fast5 - 7/10
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Movies I've seen recently:
Fast5 - 7/10
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Movies I've seen recently:
Fast5 - 7/10
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the first hangover was pretty dire cant imagine a retread of it being any better
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Jun 13 2011, 02:46 AM
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Movies I've seen recently:
Fast5 - 7/10
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_five/

you need to step up ur trollin :cop:
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Movies I've seen recently:
Fast5 - 7/10
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_five/

you need to step up ur trollin :cop:
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Johnson's skin looks as though it's been slathered in butter; his enjoyment is infectious and keeps the movie speeding along.

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'Fast Five delivers what a dumb, popcorn flick is supposed to and easily passes my standard 'guy-movie' litmus test

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Even with the over-the-top acting of Dwayne Johnson and mind-numbing action sequences the film is actually watchable.


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The movie was so fucking bad, so bad that it actually made it enjoyable for some people (but enjoyment doesn't make something good).
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gatman
Jun 13 2011, 09:38 PM
Hype
Jun 13 2011, 09:32 PM
gatman
Jun 13 2011, 02:46 AM
Hype
Jun 13 2011, 02:20 AM
Movies I've seen recently:
Fast5 - 7/10
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fast_five/

you need to step up ur trollin :cop:
Here are some quotes from the fresh reviewers;

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Johnson's skin looks as though it's been slathered in butter; his enjoyment is infectious and keeps the movie speeding along.

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'Fast Five delivers what a dumb, popcorn flick is supposed to and easily passes my standard 'guy-movie' litmus test

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Even with the over-the-top acting of Dwayne Johnson and mind-numbing action sequences the film is actually watchable.


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The movie was so fucking bad, so bad that it actually made it enjoyable for some people (but enjoyment doesn't make something good).
sorry im not a theater queen i can actually enjoy dumbed down action films without expecting an academy award for best actor (basically what the reviewers said). it's a 7/10 compared to other action films so cool your panties.
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gatman, i like you when it comes to movies but you really need to chill with those memes braaaaaaah.

also, this thread - 3/10
most of you know nothing about movies.
will not read again.
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cuz wahzoo is the master of movies.
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Jun 13 2011, 11:23 PM
gatman, i like you when it comes to movies but you really need to chill with those memes braaaaaaah.

also, this thread - 3/10
most of you know nothing about movies.
will not read again.
wrong
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I'll be watching Super 8 today, will post review after.
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I'll be watching (3 years later) The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford tonight! x)

and here is my to watch list:
the prestige
inception
pan's labyrinth
3:10 to yuma
the illusionist


any I should cross out beforehand? they all look interesting.
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Jun 14 2011, 12:33 PM
I'll be watching (3 years later) The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford tonight! x)

and here is my to watch list:
the prestige
inception
pan's labyrinth
3:10 to yuma
the illusionist


any I should cross out beforehand? they all look interesting.
I thought that Inception was over-rated and misplaced as an "intelligent" film, but still very enjoyable to watch. Just don't bother giving it a ton of thought afterwards, it doesn't deserve it.

I've seen Pan's Labyrinth, definitely an interesting and well done film. some may find scenes disturbing (sometimes violent, sometimes freaky), so just a heads up on that.
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pan's labyrinth is awesome. the rest suck tbh
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Jun 13 2011, 11:23 PM
gatman, i like you when it comes to movies but you really need to chill with those memes braaaaaaah.

also, this thread - 3/10
most of you know nothing about movies.
will not read again.
LEAVE HIPSTER SCUM
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the assassination of jesse james best film of the past ten years rest were pretty good too
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yea that was good...Affleck did a good job as robert ford, really made he hate the guy lol
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Thor - 6/10 - It was just horrible.

The Hangover 2 - 7/10 - I couldn't stop laughing most of the time. Some scenes were gross. The plot was exactly the same concept as the first one. Well, i figured that was going to be the case after watching the trailers.

Fast 5 - 8/10 - Ever since 2001, I've been a fan of the fast and furious series. Although back then i would have rated every single action movie a 10/10; however, that no longer is a case. This movie grows on you and reflects back to all the other fast and furious 1, 2, and 4. For people who have yet to watch it and have watched all the other fast and furious movies, this one takes the cake. Overall, it was entertaining.

Inception - 9/10 - A re-watch. Still could not come to a conclusion in the end.

Harry Brown - 7/10 - michael caine is the man. Good thriller.

Life is Beautiful - 9/10 - PRINCIPALES! Another re-watch. Everyone has to see this movie.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 7.5/10 - Almost good as the first one. Did not get to see it in 3D. :(



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a 6 is horrible? xD
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