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post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM (4,646 Views)
Louie

Skyson
Oct 26 2011, 08:42 AM
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arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Sl1cK

I don't have an iphone so I can't post a picture. Unless I took my regular camera, took a picture of the phone screen, and so on.

This was on Monday:
Her: Hey, how's it going [my name]
Me: What's up, [girl's name], when are you gonna invite me back over? [not a part of actual text conversation]YEH I WRITE WITH CORRECT PUNCTUATION IN TEXT MESSAGES, DEAL WITH IT.[/not a part of actual text conversation]
Her: I was just getting ready to ask you when you were free!

[FLARE MESSAGES ME ON XFIRE TO PLAY IN SOME HALO MLG GAME, I ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE]
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flare <3, thanks for the unforgettable night. Next time you can be the arbiter and you can "retrieve the icon."


Rest of my text conversation:
Me: Sat. night works for me

and that's about it, conversation abbreviated somewhat.


Good call opeth: Fuck a plan, figure it out when you meet up. You have the right idea.
Edited by Sl1cK, Oct 26 2011, 06:25 PM.
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her:Sorry for puking last night!!
me: No worries. shit happens.
her: I just dont know why I got so sick
me: yeah idk, when did you start drinking
her: 3pm, but not enough to make me puke, and even when I do drink I never puke
me: yea....



edit: this bitch puked in my car
Edited by Erosion, Oct 26 2011, 06:45 PM.
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Oct 26 2011, 06:41 PM
her:Sorry for puking last night!!
me: No worries. shit happens.
her: I just dont know why I got so sick
me: yeah idk, when did you start drinking
her: 3pm, but not enough to make me puke, and even when I do drink I never puke
me: yea....



edit: this bitch puked in my car
rofl bad
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Sl1cK

mmmm having to puke in a car is a tough circumstance to be in. I sympathize with the girl and I'm guessing she drank on an empty stomach.

edit: Just read OP. Louie, what the fuck man? Stop talking to that girl immediately, don't be her emotional tampon.
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sam is a pu55y
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Oct 26 2011, 08:42 AM


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wud be funnier if you were the actual person who took this
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ctupro2

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Oct 26 2011, 08:42 AM

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LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAODFasfdasdfjasdofij


lfmaosf


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best shit ever. im gonna try that when i get a iphone LMFAO
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me: you good?
them: ya man
me: be there in 5


ill be back later :P
Edited by Renekton, Oct 27 2011, 12:13 AM.
#0lie-: JUST IMAGINE
#0lie-: A HUGE DICK
#0lie-: FLYING ACCORSS THE US
#0lie-: SWEEPING PEOPLS HEADS OFF
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he's my neighbor lol, funny ass hell
grown man doesn't know how to download porn rofl
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Oct 27 2011, 12:13 AM
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he's my neighbor lol, funny ass hell
grown man doesn't know how to download porn rofl
>Around confirmed for having a vagina
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What? I'm not the one asking
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>post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
>male texting around
>around must be opposite sex
>around has a filthy black vagina
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I thought this was funny and worth posting, but whatever
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gatman
Oct 27 2011, 12:18 AM
>around has a filthy black vagina
lMAO
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Oct 27 2011, 12:21 AM
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gatman
Oct 27 2011, 12:18 AM
>around has a filthy black vagina
lMAO
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xfire: soulcyon
steam: soulcyon
xbl: soulcyon
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Oct 27 2011, 12:20 AM
I thought this was funny and worth posting, but whatever
:exposed:

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Its an excuse when you're mom starts cracking bra jokes
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how about I send you a photo of my dick for verification, I'll sharpy gatman on it
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I do not want a picture of your foul dildo
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Royalty

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Oct 26 2011, 04:28 PM
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Oct 26 2011, 08:42 AM
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lol
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Oct 26 2011, 11:53 AM
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Oct 26 2011, 10:37 AM
LOL I work at panera, if you are talking about the cafe/bakery place ofc.

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lol I don't text... dont feel like uploading my random drug negotiations


this.
fuck panera....dry ass bread

the "panera" spread tastes like ass fuck

fuck

macaroni is decent

make you shit bricks tho
Get the bread bowl, it softens the with the soup.
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Oct 27 2011, 12:21 AM
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Oct 27 2011, 12:18 AM
>around has a filthy black vagina
lMAO
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Oct 27 2011, 12:25 AM
how about I send you a photo of my dick for verification, I'll sharpy gatman on it
i hope ur not gona use a blak sharpy on ur dik cuz if u use da blak sharpy we aint gona b able 2 verify.
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Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM
if you're not a pussy

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Louie

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Oct 27 2011, 11:42 AM
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Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM
if you're not a pussy

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
you jealous i talk to girls?

real ones, not the ones you see in your bucket of kfc
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Oct 27 2011, 01:08 PM
coN
Oct 27 2011, 11:42 AM
HPT-4
Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM
if you're not a pussy

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
you jealous i talk to girls?

real ones, not the ones you see in your bucket of kfc
omg what a good joke that is really funny and original
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