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| Louie | Oct 26 2011, 04:28 PM Post #26 |
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| Sl1cK | Oct 26 2011, 04:56 PM Post #27 |
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I don't have an iphone so I can't post a picture. Unless I took my regular camera, took a picture of the phone screen, and so on. This was on Monday: Her: Hey, how's it going [my name] Me: What's up, [girl's name], when are you gonna invite me back over? [not a part of actual text conversation]YEH I WRITE WITH CORRECT PUNCTUATION IN TEXT MESSAGES, DEAL WITH IT.[/not a part of actual text conversation] Her: I was just getting ready to ask you when you were free! [FLARE MESSAGES ME ON XFIRE TO PLAY IN SOME HALO MLG GAME, I ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE]
Rest of my text conversation: Me: Sat. night works for me and that's about it, conversation abbreviated somewhat. Good call opeth: Fuck a plan, figure it out when you meet up. You have the right idea. Edited by Sl1cK, Oct 26 2011, 06:25 PM.
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| Erosion | Oct 26 2011, 06:41 PM Post #28 |
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Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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her:Sorry for puking last night!! me: No worries. shit happens. her: I just dont know why I got so sick me: yeah idk, when did you start drinking her: 3pm, but not enough to make me puke, and even when I do drink I never puke me: yea.... edit: this bitch puked in my car Edited by Erosion, Oct 26 2011, 06:45 PM.
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| HPT-134538 | Oct 26 2011, 06:48 PM Post #29 |
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rofl bad |
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| Sl1cK | Oct 26 2011, 07:20 PM Post #30 |
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mmmm having to puke in a car is a tough circumstance to be in. I sympathize with the girl and I'm guessing she drank on an empty stomach. edit: Just read OP. Louie, what the fuck man? Stop talking to that girl immediately, don't be her emotional tampon. |
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| Wì¢kéг | Oct 27 2011, 12:03 AM Post #31 |
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sam is a pu55y
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wud be funnier if you were the actual person who took this |
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| ctupro2 | Oct 27 2011, 12:08 AM Post #32 |
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LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAODFasfdasdfjasdofij lfmaosf lfmao best shit ever. im gonna try that when i get a iphone LMFAO |
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| Renekton | Oct 27 2011, 12:12 AM Post #33 |
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me: you good? them: ya man me: be there in 5 ill be back later :P Edited by Renekton, Oct 27 2011, 12:13 AM.
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#0lie-: JUST IMAGINE #0lie-: A HUGE DICK #0lie-: FLYING ACCORSS THE US #0lie-: SWEEPING PEOPLS HEADS OFF ![]() ![]() Xfire: sneakyboose | |
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| Deleted User | Oct 27 2011, 12:13 AM Post #34 |
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![]() he's my neighbor lol, funny ass hell grown man doesn't know how to download porn rofl |
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| gatman | Oct 27 2011, 12:15 AM Post #35 |
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The Greatest
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>Around confirmed for having a vagina |
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| Deleted User | Oct 27 2011, 12:16 AM Post #36 |
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What? I'm not the one asking |
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| gatman | Oct 27 2011, 12:18 AM Post #37 |
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The Greatest
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>post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex >male texting around >around must be opposite sex >around has a filthy black vagina |
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| Deleted User | Oct 27 2011, 12:20 AM Post #38 |
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I thought this was funny and worth posting, but whatever |
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| Deleted User | Oct 27 2011, 12:21 AM Post #39 |
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lMAO |
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| HPT--1 | Oct 27 2011, 12:23 AM Post #40 |
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Haloindex Admin
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| gatman | Oct 27 2011, 12:24 AM Post #41 |
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The Greatest
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:exposed:
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| Deleted User | Oct 27 2011, 12:25 AM Post #42 |
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how about I send you a photo of my dick for verification, I'll sharpy gatman on it |
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| gatman | Oct 27 2011, 12:29 AM Post #43 |
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The Greatest
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I do not want a picture of your foul dildo |
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| Royalty | Oct 27 2011, 09:09 AM Post #44 |
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lol |
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| Royalty | Oct 27 2011, 09:11 AM Post #45 |
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Get the bread bowl, it softens the with the soup. |
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| HPT-134538 | Oct 27 2011, 11:16 AM Post #46 |
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| HPT-134538 | Oct 27 2011, 11:17 AM Post #47 |
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i hope ur not gona use a blak sharpy on ur dik cuz if u use da blak sharpy we aint gona b able 2 verify. |
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| coN | Oct 27 2011, 11:42 AM Post #48 |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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| Louie | Oct 27 2011, 01:08 PM Post #49 |
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you jealous i talk to girls? real ones, not the ones you see in your bucket of kfc |
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| coN | Oct 27 2011, 01:31 PM Post #50 |
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omg what a good joke that is really funny and original |
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