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| ctupro2 | Oct 29 2011, 05:50 PM Post #76 |
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girl: Are you going to the game? Me: No, I'm jacking off. girl: ;) , want a hand? me: i dont like fat hands touching my dick girl: fuck u asshole the end |
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| pimpen | Oct 29 2011, 06:02 PM Post #77 |
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| grinch | Oct 30 2011, 10:12 AM Post #78 |
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sorry louie, your dad said it not me Edited by grinch, Oct 30 2011, 10:12 AM.
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| Deleted User | Oct 30 2011, 11:12 AM Post #79 |
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As honest as that chick may seem, you are in the friendzone 4 lyfe~ lal. So much for this thread. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 30 2011, 11:12 AM Post #80 |
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LOL? Yeah, no. stfu. |
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| Opeth | Oct 30 2011, 03:44 PM Post #81 |
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great tea master sen no rikyu
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why don't you like fat hands touching your dick? o right, too big for indian pp |
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| Erosion | Nov 1 2011, 02:58 AM Post #82 |
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Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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some chick who works on a different floor me: i just hope I wake up a bit before i gotta drive home. 2 many times ive almost fallen asleep @ the wheel her: Thats not good! dont do that please lol your off tonight though right? me: ha ye shit that's happened a few times. yea i'm off, what u got planned 2nite her: ...i dont have anything planned me wnna get stoned n watch movies her: lmao sure thats cool am i cool yet |
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| low | Nov 1 2011, 03:01 AM Post #83 |
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nah ugly as shit |
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| Erosion | Nov 1 2011, 03:38 AM Post #84 |
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yo u fuk ur ex yet |
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| HPT-15 | Nov 18 2011, 07:41 PM Post #85 |
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Me: no youre ultimately heartless... and so are many people. most people. its not your fault. im just a kid i guess.. i still have a heart. and delusions. and innocence. Me: actually everyone else has delusions so my sound rationality becomes diluted in comparison. Her: stop being so high and mighty Me: im not high, i just think im better than everyone Me: compared to you im a fuckin god, and youre just a peasant of the underworld Her: idiot. LOL!!!!!! fuck this bitch i hate her, forreal |
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| Louie | Nov 18 2011, 07:43 PM Post #86 |
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clearly you guys are still in love |
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| HPT-15 | Nov 18 2011, 07:45 PM Post #87 |
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WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT YOU SAID IN THE PREHEAT i knew you loved me louie :) but yeah i still give a fuck about her in my heart. but my head tells her to get hit by a bus. fuck i guess i am heartless. owelp |
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| Louie | Nov 18 2011, 08:09 PM Post #88 |
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i predict penis in vagina within a month's time |
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| pimpen | Nov 18 2011, 08:20 PM Post #89 |
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i dont understand why anyone would want to be in a committed relationship before the age of at least 24-25 |
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| crossfire | Nov 19 2011, 12:09 AM Post #90 |
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READ THE MOTHAFUCKING THREAD, BEFORE YOU MOTHAFUCKIN POST
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sex on deck dont have to worry bout stds, just baby inverts or maybe you find a chick that isn't psycho (no pun intended) ........nahhhh Edited by crossfire, Nov 19 2011, 12:12 AM.
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| HPT-15 | Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM Post #91 |
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yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it. CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT LATA |
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| pimpen | Nov 19 2011, 03:01 AM Post #92 |
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sorry i don't masturbate like its going out of style... i'm fortunate enough to have female roommates who feel the same way |
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| pimpen | Nov 19 2011, 03:04 AM Post #93 |
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they are rare finds. the few i know who aren't psycho have a bitchy straight forward attitude however. |
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| HPT-15 | Nov 19 2011, 03:08 AM Post #94 |
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you are at no benefit as much as you would like to think so good luck though youre gunna need it |
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| pimpen | Nov 19 2011, 03:11 AM Post #95 |
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no one is getting "attached"... thats high school drama shit |
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| pimpen | Nov 19 2011, 03:51 AM Post #96 |
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| HPT-15 | Nov 19 2011, 09:25 AM Post #97 |
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eh i still personally think its fucked up
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| Louie | Nov 19 2011, 04:27 PM Post #98 |
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that's gay as hell |
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| HPT-15 | Nov 19 2011, 04:34 PM Post #99 |
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yeah im gay as hell for a decent girl i dont want a whore lol |
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| coN | Nov 19 2011, 04:37 PM Post #100 |
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at least he chooses to use his hand |
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