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post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM (4,644 Views)
ctupro2

girl: Are you going to the game?
Me: No, I'm jacking off.
girl: ;) , want a hand?
me: i dont like fat hands touching my dick
girl: fuck u asshole


the end
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sorry louie, your dad said it not me

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As honest as that chick may seem, you are in the friendzone 4 lyfe~ lal. So much for this thread.
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ctupro2
Oct 29 2011, 05:50 PM
girl: Are you going to the game?
Me: No, I'm jacking off.
girl: ;) , want a hand?
me: i dont like fat hands touching my dick
girl: fuck u asshole


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LOL? Yeah, no. stfu.
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great tea master sen no rikyu
why don't you like fat hands touching your dick?

o right, too big for indian pp
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some chick who works on a different floor

me: i just hope I wake up a bit before i gotta drive home. 2 many times ive almost fallen asleep @ the wheel
her: Thats not good! dont do that please lol your off tonight though right?
me: ha ye shit that's happened a few times. yea i'm off, what u got planned 2nite
her: ...i dont have anything planned
me wnna get stoned n watch movies
her: lmao sure thats cool



am i cool yet
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nah ugly as shit
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tequila: I went upstairs and then I continued to pull the ladder and gave backtap and went above
tequila: google translator

xer0xxx: i have a uncle that lives in atlanta georgia
xer0xxx: u know?
superman bitch: yes
superman bitch: atlanta is far
xer0xxx: my uncle say "much niggers"
xer0xxx: idk y
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yo u fuk ur ex yet
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Me: no youre ultimately heartless... and so are many people. most people. its not your fault. im just a kid i guess.. i still have a heart. and delusions. and innocence.

Me: actually everyone else has delusions so my sound rationality becomes diluted in comparison.

Her: stop being so high and mighty

Me: im not high, i just think im better than everyone

Me: compared to you im a fuckin god, and youre just a peasant of the underworld

Her: idiot.



LOL!!!!!!
fuck this bitch i hate her, forreal
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Louie

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Nov 18 2011, 07:41 PM
Me: no youre ultimately heartless... and so are many people. most people. its not your fault. im just a kid i guess.. i still have a heart. and delusions. and innocence.

Me: actually everyone else has delusions so my sound rationality becomes diluted in comparison.

Her: stop being so high and mighty

Me: im not high, i just think im better than everyone

Me: compared to you im a fuckin god, and youre just a peasant of the underworld

Her: idiot.



LOL!!!!!!
fuck this bitch i hate her, forreal
clearly you guys are still in love
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT YOU SAID IN THE PREHEAT
i knew you loved me louie :)

but yeah i still give a fuck about her in my heart. but my head tells her to get hit by a bus.
fuck i guess i am heartless.
owelp
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Louie

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Nov 18 2011, 07:45 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT YOU SAID IN THE PREHEAT
i knew you loved me louie :)

but yeah i still give a fuck about her in my heart. but my head tells her to get hit by a bus.
fuck i guess i am heartless.
owelp
i predict penis in vagina within a month's time
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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i dont understand why anyone would want to be in a committed relationship before the age of at least 24-25
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READ THE MOTHAFUCKING THREAD, BEFORE YOU MOTHAFUCKIN POST
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Nov 18 2011, 08:20 PM
i dont understand why anyone would want to be in a committed relationship before the age of at least 24-25
sex on deck :parrot: :gizz:

dont have to worry bout stds, just baby inverts

or maybe you find a chick that isn't psycho (no pun intended)

........nahhhh
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yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
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fuck these forums
Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT

sorry i don't masturbate like its going out of style... i'm fortunate enough to have female roommates who feel the same way
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Nov 19 2011, 12:09 AM
or maybe you find a chick that isn't psycho (no pun intended)

........nahhhh
they are rare finds. the few i know who aren't psycho have a bitchy straight forward attitude however.
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you are at no benefit as much as you would like to think so
good luck though

youre gunna need it
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no one is getting "attached"... thats high school drama shit
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eh i still personally think its fucked up
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Louie

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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
that's gay as hell
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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yeah im gay as hell for a decent girl

i dont want a whore lol
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Nov 19 2011, 04:27 PM
fuck these forums
Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
that's gay as hell
at least he chooses to use his hand
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