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post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM (4,642 Views)
Erosion
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souless
Nov 20 2011, 05:31 AM
Uncle Ruckus
Nov 20 2011, 05:17 AM
Yeah but you haven't had sex so you can't even relate to this thread
thats what you think
This thread is about the opposite sex.



Gay sex doesn't count here sorry
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Nov 20 2011, 06:03 AM
souless
Nov 20 2011, 05:31 AM
Uncle Ruckus
Nov 20 2011, 05:17 AM
Yeah but you haven't had sex so you can't even relate to this thread
thats what you think
This thread is about the opposite sex.



Gay sex doesn't count here sorry
damn :(
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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
Bullshit. No one believes you when you say "I am waiting for that special girl" or "I don't want to have sex with a whore" or any other similar excuses. I don't care if you are the most pious human being on the planet, your morals cannot withstand a vagina being in front of you/a girl with her legs spread. So stop trying that excuse, it makes things worse.

Having sex/hooking up with girls who aren't "special" isn't going to ruin future hook ups with the special girl you hopefully meet later on. You waiting for that special girl isn't going to make sex with her special, it's going to make it terrible because you have no experience. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sex is more special with your "special girl" if you actually have some experience beforehand.
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Nov 20 2011, 10:14 AM
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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
Bullshit. No one believes you when you say "I am waiting for that special girl" or "I don't want to have sex with a whore" or any other similar excuses. I don't care if you are the most pious human being on the planet, your morals cannot withstand a vagina being in front of you/a girl with her legs spread. So stop trying that excuse, it makes things worse.

Having sex/hooking up with girls who aren't "special" isn't going to ruin future hook ups with the special girl you hopefully meet later on. You waiting for that special girl isn't going to make sex with her special, it's going to make it terrible because you have no experience. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sex is more special with your "special girl" if you actually have some experience beforehand.
this is all assuming he can get hookups
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READ THE MOTHAFUCKING THREAD, BEFORE YOU MOTHAFUCKIN POST
Sl1cK
Nov 20 2011, 10:14 AM
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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
Bullshit. No one believes you when you say "I am waiting for that special girl" or "I don't want to have sex with a whore" or any other similar excuses. I don't care if you are the most pious human being on the planet, your morals cannot withstand a vagina being in front of you/a girl with her legs spread. So stop trying that excuse, it makes things worse.

Having sex/hooking up with girls who aren't "special" isn't going to ruin future hook ups with the special girl you hopefully meet later on. You waiting for that special girl isn't going to make sex with her special, it's going to make it terrible because you have no experience. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sex is more special with your "special girl" if you actually have some experience beforehand.
there is a reason his gaming handle is pewp...

he always has shit on his dick
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Nov 20 2011, 10:28 AM
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Nov 20 2011, 10:14 AM
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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
Bullshit. No one believes you when you say "I am waiting for that special girl" or "I don't want to have sex with a whore" or any other similar excuses. I don't care if you are the most pious human being on the planet, your morals cannot withstand a vagina being in front of you/a girl with her legs spread. So stop trying that excuse, it makes things worse.

Having sex/hooking up with girls who aren't "special" isn't going to ruin future hook ups with the special girl you hopefully meet later on. You waiting for that special girl isn't going to make sex with her special, it's going to make it terrible because you have no experience. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sex is more special with your "special girl" if you actually have some experience beforehand.
this is all assuming he can get hookups
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Usually the "I am waiting for a good girl/special girl" excuse usually means the person is inept with women. But I do think some guys are hung up on finding the perfect girl. You have to get over that and you should start hooking up with whatever girls you can find while you are waiting for that "special girl" to come into your life.
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monogamy isn't natural anyway so that special girl will only be special for a little bit then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdus_a-poI
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Nov 20 2011, 10:14 AM
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Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA
Bullshit. No one believes you when you say "I am waiting for that special girl" or "I don't want to have sex with a whore" or any other similar excuses. I don't care if you are the most pious human being on the planet, your morals cannot withstand a vagina being in front of you/a girl with her legs spread. So stop trying that excuse, it makes things worse.

Having sex/hooking up with girls who aren't "special" isn't going to ruin future hook ups with the special girl you hopefully meet later on. You waiting for that special girl isn't going to make sex with her special, it's going to make it terrible because you have no experience. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sex is more special with your "special girl" if you actually have some experience beforehand.
lol youve got me wrong

im not waiting for a "special girl"
i just would never fuck some girl thats been tossed around every guy in my neighborhood
especially when i think the guys in my neighborhood are absolutely disgusting beings with absolutely no hope for anything that can remotely be called success.

whores are gross.

i can deal with a girl whos been around a little and has at least SOMETHING decent to say....

but not these bitches that fuck anything and have no brain at all....

youre right though.. i wouldnt be able to pass up a hot ass girl ready n willing

but as souless pointed out... noone wants to hookup with me since noone knows me.
im very antisocial and i think most people are complete retards who arent worth my time.

yeah??



also its very strange around here.. the male to female population is very off.
its fucking weird

every decent girl gets the fuck outta here because its a fucking shit hole lol

im really a decent looking guy tho woowoo
but most people either dont know me.. or dont like my 'fuck you, you stupid fuck' attitude
im pretty unapproachable

pantera shirts that say dont mess with me arent very approachable loL
especially since my heads in a time thats non existent

o well.. ill get there someday
im still working on the whole killing myself to fit in thing clapclap
Edited by HPT-15, Nov 20 2011, 11:41 AM.
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Sounds like you need to work on your image champ
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i like my image..
but youre right.

as i said, i know im unapproachable. but id respect a girl thats brave enough or curious enough to approach me 10 times over
besides.. im not too interested in anything right now.. at the moment girls are pissing me off too much.
i need some time to clear my head.
girls will come.

its my head i need to work on, not pussies

alright im done talking about life on this god forsaken forum for at least a week (l0L)
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Louie

and people say i don't have friends on here.

just kidding p3wp. just be someone you're happy with don't try to appease to the masses. popularity is overrated, have a few close friends and find a girl you like and you won at life
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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thanks louie, but its not like im totally friendless



its just usually it turns out kind of like the rats in your sig..
shits happen things r goin on.. then all of a sudden... blao.. nothin LOL
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yeah u r
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Nov 20 2011, 11:36 AM
Sl1cK
Nov 20 2011, 10:14 AM
FIWDILp3wpIDK-
Nov 19 2011, 02:52 AM
yeah honestly.. as much as i wish i were a porn star or some shit.. i really couldnt bring myself to fuck a girl that i didnt at least have a decent connection with emotionally or mentally.. whatever you want to call it.

CALL ME OLD FASHIONED. BUT I DONT JUST FUCK. I HAVE A HAND FOR THAT. I WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT
LATA


im very antisocial




That stings. NOT A GOOD THING.


I live in black city and I think some people are fucking retarded here ( just like you do) but I still have friends and am Social. Being anti-social ;x.
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souless
Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM
lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
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Nov 20 2011, 03:13 AM
zerk
Nov 20 2011, 03:04 AM
all frats roofy the girls

dont u guys like outside
????????
only a couple i know of do, PIKE and dsp, but i'm sure some of the other larger ones do as well
u should write a book on the frats

how can i fit in???????
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i kind of agree with pewp...

even when i was single i wouldn't ever have sex with whores / random drunk chicks. would usually seek out intelligent bitches too. now that i do have a girlfriend i don't have sex that often. i value it a little more that way, as opposed to fucking every morning / night.
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drank grls who want dik are quite unattractive to me as well, unless they are something extra special lookin

i look around for the intelligent ones... they are just a rarity, @ least around me
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gotta slay some dragons before you get to the princess.
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Nov 20 2011, 04:05 PM
gotta slay some dragons before you get to the princess.
LOL
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lol what the fuck p3 goin ham
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already got a few princesses in line for da king
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Nov 20 2011, 02:42 PM
souless
Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM
lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
wtf? it's not like i don't socialize with women
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Nov 20 2011, 05:29 PM
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souless
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lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
wtf? it's not like i don't socialize with women
pics or it didn't happen
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Nov 20 2011, 07:03 PM
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Nov 20 2011, 05:29 PM
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Nov 20 2011, 02:42 PM
souless
Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM
lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
wtf? it's not like i don't socialize with women
pics or it didn't happen
add me on fb
Edited by HPT--1, Nov 20 2011, 07:39 PM.
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Nov 20 2011, 07:39 PM
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Nov 20 2011, 05:29 PM
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Nov 20 2011, 02:42 PM
souless
Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM
lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
wtf? it's not like i don't socialize with women
pics or it didn't happen
add me on fb
what's facebook?
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