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post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM (4,641 Views)
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Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM
lol @ discussion over a completely random term I used

the first thing that came to mind when I thought about fastest way to spread HIV = frat parties
yeah all girls have cooties you shoould stay away from those slimy girls
wtf? it's not like i don't socialize with women
pics or it didn't happen
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already got a few princesses in line for da king
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Louie

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arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Oh god, my last one was absolutely filthy.
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I could've sworn I posted in this thread, but I can't find it, wtfux.
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Also really wish I had an iphone/phone that wasn't ancient so I could upload text message pics. My phone doesn't even show texts as a conversation, it splits them up individually. So terrible.
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Sl1cK
Apr 6 2012, 12:09 PM
Oh god, my last one was absolutely filthy.
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lmao. Convo I just had was even worse. Also look at this piece of shit phone I have:

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:( I'm actually lucky it even has text messaging capability.
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What did I post on the first page?

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Skyson
Apr 6 2012, 06:23 PM
What did I post on the first page?
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Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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lol how do you remember these things...

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mine was dirty too slick, but not in a good way...

girl: I sharted in a garbage can
me: wtf? why???
girl: well it was either that or I stained my silk panties
girl: ^_^ :p
me: ewwww

nasty bitch made me lose my appetite..
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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I would never talk to that person again. Why would i want to know that shit
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I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
- Randy

"You have to take ass beatings to give 'em." - My Uncle
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Skyson
Apr 6 2012, 06:34 PM
lol how do you remember these things...

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Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
man you sound gay as fuck
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Apr 7 2012, 11:39 AM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
man you sound gay as fuck
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xer0xxx: i have a uncle that lives in atlanta georgia
xer0xxx: u know?
superman bitch: yes
superman bitch: atlanta is far
xer0xxx: my uncle say "much niggers"
xer0xxx: idk y
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me:69.162.133.105:2302 dgissexy

me: oops

her: what is that

me: halo stuff

her: can you get me at 4:45?

me: yeah, i'll pick you up

her: thanks babe

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Let me pick you up in my warthog, girrrl.
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opeth you are the best xD
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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Apr 7 2012, 11:57 AM
me:69.162.133.105:2302 dgissexy

me: oops

her: what is that

me: halo stuff

her: can you get me at 4:45?

me: yeah, i'll pick you up

her: thanks babe

PIC NOW BITCH
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Apr 7 2012, 11:40 AM
jdog!
Apr 7 2012, 11:39 AM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
man you sound gay as fuck
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Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?

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ocse
Apr 7 2012, 04:27 PM
low
Apr 7 2012, 11:40 AM
jdog!
Apr 7 2012, 11:39 AM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
man you sound gay as fuck
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