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Erosion
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Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
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Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.

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you are all faggots
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Apr 7 2012, 09:27 PM
you are all faggots
please delete my forum acct as I won't be using it anymore q________q
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Apr 7 2012, 09:29 PM
grinch
Apr 7 2012, 09:27 PM
you are all faggots
please delete my forum acct as I won't be using it anymore q________q

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me: What r u doing right now?
her: working on melodies assignment
me: can i come disrupt you?
her: you can come...lol
me: im outside
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Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
HPT-10
Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
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- Randy

"You have to take ass beatings to give 'em." - My Uncle
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her: u wana wach my dog for 3 hrs

me: yea
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Apr 8 2012, 09:37 AM
her: u wana do me doggy for 3 hrs

me: yea
You gotta look into the deeper meaning of these things.
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Randy
Apr 8 2012, 09:02 AM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
HPT-10
Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
LMFAO
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Randy
Apr 8 2012, 09:02 AM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
HPT-10
Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
yeah youre actually gay, thanks for confirming
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tequila: google translator

xer0xxx: i have a uncle that lives in atlanta georgia
xer0xxx: u know?
superman bitch: yes
superman bitch: atlanta is far
xer0xxx: my uncle say "much niggers"
xer0xxx: idk y
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Paul George
Apr 8 2012, 01:58 PM
Randy
Apr 8 2012, 09:02 AM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
HPT-10
Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
LMFAO
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super raaa!nnyyy: is theory on ur team?
#joN ThE DoN: yes
super raaa!nnyyy: i dont really wanna play
super raaa!nnyyy: me and sameer just going to 2v2 scrim vs ppl and have fun
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Apr 8 2012, 09:02 AM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
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Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
LOL

THE FUCK OFF ME

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wishd my mom a hapy bday 2day :_)

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shes using you to do her homework
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tequila: I went upstairs and then I continued to pull the ladder and gave backtap and went above
tequila: google translator

xer0xxx: i have a uncle that lives in atlanta georgia
xer0xxx: u know?
superman bitch: yes
superman bitch: atlanta is far
xer0xxx: my uncle say "much niggers"
xer0xxx: idk y
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^lmao
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id post but it'd be too graphic xD
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her: titanic?
me: if i get to put my arm across you
her: duh!
me: and you gota hold my hand when im cold
her: im off next week
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

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Apr 9 2012, 12:04 PM
her: titanic?
me: if i get to put my arm across you
her: duh!
me: and you gota hold my hand when im cold
her: im off next week
ur sister doesnt count
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Apr 9 2012, 01:50 PM
~Sameer1
Apr 9 2012, 12:04 PM
her: titanic?
me: if i get to put my arm across you
her: duh!
me: and you gota hold my hand when im cold
her: im off next week
ur sister doesnt count
stfu faggat.
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

-Sameer

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Apr 9 2012, 12:04 PM
her: titanic?
me: if i get to put my arm across you
her: duh!
me: and you gota hold my hand when im cold
her: im off next week
sameer u aint got no game bro dont even front
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dude, i got more game then hpc. but anyways, nice move rite? got me a date
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

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~Sameer1
Apr 9 2012, 02:03 PM
dude, i got more game then hpc. but anyways, nice move rite? got me a date
so cute XD kiss
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~Sameer1
Apr 9 2012, 02:03 PM
dude, i got more game then hpc. but anyways, nice move rite? got me a date
so cute XD kiss
wanta double date?
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

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