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post the last text msg convo you had with the opposite sex
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 11:04 PM (4,639 Views)
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sameer's got 2 dates lined up




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Lol this guy used my phone to text a bitch and then I got hold of my phone again
http://minus.com/mI5mUphJa
[10:20] faky: ur sniper seems large
[10:20] faky: 2 meanings
[10:20] faky: LMAFO
http://i.imgur.com/Gfle2.png dess bad
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Apr 9 2012, 03:32 PM
sameer's got 2 dates lined up




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I can barely handle 1.
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

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great tea master sen no rikyu
is that like sweet stuff with some type of nut in it?

i couldn't remember what it was but it looked so familiar to me, then sameer said he could hardly handle one, and then it clicked. (i think), it looks like that really gross indian candy stuff
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Apr 9 2012, 03:54 PM
Lol this guy used my phone to text a bitch and then I got hold of my phone again
http://minus.com/mI5mUphJa
lol
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Apr 9 2012, 10:31 AM
shes using you to do her homework
FRIENDZONE LEVEL OVER 9000
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Apr 9 2012, 03:54 PM
Lol this guy used my phone to text a bitch and then I got hold of my phone again
http://minus.com/mI5mUphJa
bogosseeeeeeee
xf-bigbade
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[ss]co: i aint a hakr type
[ss]co: nigga
[ss]co: im a blow a nigga on da sidewalk type
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Apr 9 2012, 05:16 PM
uN`Prìme
Apr 9 2012, 03:54 PM
Lol this guy used my phone to text a bitch and then I got hold of my phone again
http://minus.com/mI5mUphJa
bogosseeeeeeee
translation? :O
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Apr 9 2012, 05:18 PM
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Apr 9 2012, 05:16 PM
uN`Prìme
Apr 9 2012, 03:54 PM
Lol this guy used my phone to text a bitch and then I got hold of my phone again
http://minus.com/mI5mUphJa
bogosseeeeeeee
translation? :O
its not worth it
Edited by th!wy, Apr 9 2012, 05:21 PM.
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Apr 9 2012, 03:01 AM
wishd my mom a hapy bday 2day :_)

but on the realzies
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GET HER IN VENT
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me: hey emily
her: hi? whos this?
me: sean
her: sean who?
me: we have english 101 together! cmon.
her: sean fisher?
me: nooo. remember i let you borrow my pencil the other day?
her: oh. how did you get my number?
me: you have it on your facebook
her: i don't remember adding you...
me: your profile is public :p
*she doesn't respond for an hour*
me: soooo whats are you up to?
me: emily?
her: im busy
me: doing what? homework?
her: none of your business. seriously, leave me alone.
me: well if it's homework i can help with that :p

did i do a good job guys? think i should ask her out??
Edited by yamz, Apr 9 2012, 11:44 PM.
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Pls respond.
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Apr 10 2012, 12:51 AM
Pls respond.
God damnit. Got me.
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LOL please respond.
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lol
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yamz
Apr 9 2012, 11:44 PM
me: hey emily
her: hi? whos this?
me: sean
her: sean who?
me: we have english 101 together! cmon.
her: sean fisher?
me: nooo. remember i let you borrow my pencil the other day?
her: oh. how did you get my number?
me: you have it on your facebook
her: i don't remember adding you...
me: your profile is public :p
*she doesn't respond for an hour*
me: soooo whats are you up to?
me: emily?
her: im busy
me: doing what? homework?
her: none of your business. seriously, leave me alone.
me: well if it's homework i can help with that :p

did i do a good job guys? think i should ask her out??
This is how every conversation skeptic has with a girl goes.
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yamz
Apr 9 2012, 11:44 PM
me: hey emily
her: hi? whos this?
me: sean
her: sean who?
me: we have english 101 together! cmon.
her: sean fisher?
me: nooo. remember i let you borrow my pencil the other day?
her: oh. how did you get my number?
me: you have it on your facebook
her: i don't remember adding you...
me: your profile is public :p
*she doesn't respond for an hour*
me: soooo whats are you up to?
me: emily?
her: im busy
me: doing what? homework?
her: none of your business. seriously, leave me alone.
me: well if it's homework i can help with that :p

did i do a good job guys? think i should ask her out??
ROFL!!

facebook creeper 101
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Apr 9 2012, 02:19 AM
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Apr 8 2012, 09:02 AM
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Apr 7 2012, 09:21 PM
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Apr 7 2012, 09:18 PM
Skyson
Apr 7 2012, 09:09 PM
Randy
Apr 7 2012, 10:47 AM
I don't think I can take photos with a windows phone, but I was texting my cousin (Mom's best friend's daughter.) about joining the military.

Us: Blah blah army blah benifits blah but you'll get killed blah blah.
Her: Lol I see.
Me: I'm not going to be the guy going in guns blazing. Believe me.
Her: I guess. ...-.-
Me: I won't be imprisoned there! When ever I'm not needed I'll be home!
Her: Well that's good. :)
Me: Except of course when I'm deployed and training. LOL
Her: Hmph! I don't like that! :(
Me: I'll be fine! I'm Randy!
Her: You better!
Me: Oh I will. If it's the last thing I do! LOL <3
Her: That's not funny!!!!
Me: LMAO! I'm dying! I'll be fine.
Me: ...LMFAO!
Her: Shut upppp!
Me: I just busted a gut! I may need to go to the hospital! LOL
Her: Randy. Don't make me come over there...
Me: Well I can't help the fact that you made it that easy for me.
Her: Lol, yeah yeah.
Me: Ohhh I can breath again! Thank you for that! LOL
Her: Haha :) oh how I've missed you!
Me: We have to hang out some time again...
I can't tell which one is the girl.

Wait, ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOUR COUSIN?
I don't understand how his mom's best friend's daughter translates to his cousin.


This guy.
Maybe his mom sees her best friend as a sister and their families are probably really close so I could see why he would call the girl his cousin...but regardless, what the fuck.
Hey I did what the post said to do. To whom said I was flirting with my cousin. I was not. I couldn't BARE to see that mental image! Lol at the who's the girl thing. Just because I don't text like an asshole, and put faces/hearts and shit means I'm a female? Defuq? Beotch. I have a penis and that's that. Lol.

...people please. :P
LOL

THE FUCK OFF ME
I was never "on" you. Unless that wasn't to me... and @ the guy who said I confirmed that I was gay: What ever keeps you asleep at night.

I just love how everyone here is never serious about anything simply because it's a forum and the internet... Or at least most people do. Meh. Why do I try? I'll just get trolled.

edit: Oh I remember. Maybe it's because I want to talk to the people I once spent a short bit of my time playing games with? Yeah. probs.
Edited by Randy, Apr 10 2012, 09:37 AM.
- Randy

"You have to take ass beatings to give 'em." - My Uncle
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I can't wait to get the iphone 5
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Apr 9 2012, 04:10 PM
is that like sweet stuff with some type of nut in it?

i couldn't remember what it was but it looked so familiar to me, then sameer said he could hardly handle one, and then it clicked. (i think), it looks like that really gross indian candy stuff
its called "dates"

and yes, it sweet candy like with a hard nut inside.
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

-Sameer

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yamz
Apr 9 2012, 11:44 PM
me: hey emily
her: hi? whos this?
me: sean
her: sean who?
me: we have english 101 together! cmon.
her: sean fisher?
me: nooo. remember i let you borrow my pencil the other day?
her: oh. how did you get my number?
me: you have it on your facebook
her: i don't remember adding you...
me: your profile is public :p
*she doesn't respond for an hour*
me: soooo whats are you up to?
me: emily?
her: im busy
me: doing what? homework?
her: none of your business. seriously, leave me alone.
me: well if it's homework i can help with that :p

did i do a good job guys? think i should ask her out??
YAMZ! IGNORE THAT BITCH, SHE AINT WORTH IT MY NIGA. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, REGRET IT NOW.
I am not good. I am not Bad. I am Beast.

-Sameer

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Apr 10 2012, 07:56 AM
yamz
Apr 9 2012, 11:44 PM
me: hey emily
her: hi? whos this?
me: sean
her: sean who?
me: we have english 101 together! cmon.
her: sean fisher?
me: nooo. remember i let you borrow my pencil the other day?
her: oh. how did you get my number?
me: you have it on your facebook
her: i don't remember adding you...
me: your profile is public :p
*she doesn't respond for an hour*
me: soooo whats are you up to?
me: emily?
her: im busy
me: doing what? homework?
her: none of your business. seriously, leave me alone.
me: well if it's homework i can help with that :p

did i do a good job guys? think i should ask her out??
This is how every conversation skeptic has with a girl goes.
lol keep dreaming panduh
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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Apr 10 2012, 11:27 AM
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I can't wait to get the iphone 5
facials...oh yeah you're in the friendzone alright lol the gay friend zone seriously though good job on the last one, perfect response :)
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Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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Apr 10 2012, 11:48 AM
A is for?
Apr 10 2012, 11:27 AM
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I can't wait to get the iphone 5
facials...oh yeah you're in the friendzone alright lol the gay friend zone
Are you retarded ??? LOL. That's my ex, and we fucked like rabbits.

You don't even know what the "relationship-zone" looks like cause you're spending all your time making 20 different online e-indenties.
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Apr 10 2012, 11:49 AM
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Apr 10 2012, 11:48 AM
A is for?
Apr 10 2012, 11:27 AM
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I can't wait to get the iphone 5
facials...oh yeah you're in the friendzone alright lol the gay friend zone
Are you retarded ??? LOL. That's my ex, and we fucked like rabbits.

You don't even know what the "relationship-zone" looks like cause you're spending all your time making 20 different online e-indenties.
y u mad dude, i was just teasing. lol
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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