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Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 02:55 AM Post #1
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	k was trying to be a good guy greg. wtf. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hey You: hows it going Stranger: going sad, but it's ok... what about u Stranger: ? You: slow night at work You: why are things sad Stranger: well, me and my bf break up Stranger: actually he is ex bf Stranger: and it's hurt me You: well thats unfortunate You: why did you break up Stranger: he told that i'm complicated, maybe he is ruigh Stranger: right* You: he probably is Stranger: YEAH Stranger: r u man right? You: that is correct Stranger: i knew it You: how old are you? Stranger: i'm really feel bad for fucked my relationship Stranger: that's things always happy with me Stranger: i'm 25 Stranger: happend** You: i thought you said he just said you were complicated, now you are saying you fucked it up? which is it Stranger: how can i explain You: you start by typing generally Stranger: we were together for almost 3 mounths, he's so much intense and i... i was lil cold You: is english not your first language? Stranger: noups You: ok well that makes sense now, what country do you live in? Stranger: my english is terrible and it's almost 5am here You: wtf you live in bermuda or something Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i'm live in brazil :) You: weird time zones You: so he said you were a little cold huh? why were you cold? couldn't open up? Stranger: yeah, he is like someone that need atention, he needs someone that said "Love u" all time, in everywhere Stranger: I'm not this person, so he said that I was cold with him Stranger: I think that I don't need to say to u "love u" all time, I can show u, and u can see this and feel this Stranger: but, isn't enough to him Stranger: he wanted a time, but I don't believe in time... I mean... If u ask me a time, it's just because someone it's wrong with us You: i must say I agree with you, sounds like he was acting like a woman You: no offense Stranger: everybody said same thing for me Stranger: don't worry, u're not the first Stranger: and sure, u won't the last You: you are probably better off. if he needed that much attention he should have bought a dog Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: I can buy a dog to him, what u think? Stranger: and have other thing You: other thing? Stranger: yeah Stranger: sounds weird I know Stranger: he wanted go to second base, if u mean You: so what he wanted you to give him a blowjob? Stranger: not this Stranger: not only this, I mean Stranger: he wanted sex, and I thinkin' that was so early to do it Stranger: I told me: "I don't understand, but I'll respect it" You: are you still a virgin? Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Baddy	Dec 11 2011, 03:00 AM Post #2
yeah u r Posts: 5,506 Group: Warrior Champion Member #651 Joined: July 21, 2008	omg that conversation was getting goood I lol'd



Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 03:11 AM Post #3
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	lmfao. You: hello Stranger: Hi Slut You: i havent been called that in at least 10 minutes You: howd you know my nickname? Stranger: You want to meet up??? You: sure! Stranger: Were are you, (state) You: where are you? Stranger: california You: virginia You: though i was born out in cali You: what part of cali You: southern/northern Stranger: Ill be right there with there lube and white van... southern You: lube and white van? does it come with free candy? You: and maybe a teddy bear? Stranger: YOU KNOW IT You: good You: last asshole that got me into a white van You: advertised candy You: but all he had was licorice You: that jerk You: LICORICE ISNT CANDY Stranger: i GOT HARD CANDY



Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 03:15 AM Post #4
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	You: hello Stranger: hi You: how's your night Stranger: im 16 m australia babysitting 9 f sister and we are nudists :) You: that is one of the strangest You: what. Stranger: well i have to look after her today You: thats You: why Stranger: we have done body painting



9997	Dec 11 2011, 03:19 AM Post #5
Sup. Posts: 1,059 Group: Warrior Member #2,091 Joined: June 7, 2010	Last one was LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
	Newest Tut Outcome.


Baddy	Dec 11 2011, 03:28 AM Post #6
yeah u r Posts: 5,506 Group: Warrior Champion Member #651 Joined: July 21, 2008	lol I thought this one was funny. They were two guys and talking over video chat to each other and it was hilarious. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey ur cute Stranger: Thnaks You: how old r u Stranger: 17 Stranger: How old are you? You: are you lieing to me cutie ? ;p You: 18 Stranger: I'm not lieing You: you seem a bit younger than 17 ;o Stranger: I wish I could see you You: my cam doesnt work? Stranger: That sucks You: FAKEFB You: pic from my fb You: you live in nor cal? Stranger: Yeaup You: oh wow You: I live in SF Stranger: Really? Stranger: Awesome You: yeah You: so whose the guy next to you? cant see him Stranger: I looked at your picture Stranger: You don't seem 18 You: i dont? Stranger: My buddy You: how old do i seem? Stranger: Nah, you look a lot older You: yeah people tell me that You: how come your buddy isnt on cam Stranger: I don't know Stranger: Wanna talk to him? You: whoevers cuter ;] You: oh i pick this one Stranger: ohh really?? You: yeah just because you have a hat on You: only reason Stranger: ohh okay i guess?? You: i wish my cam worked Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1531279148 You: do you guys have fb? Stranger: Add me You: uhh Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001309848062 Stranger: and me You: whats your display picture Stranger: Deer Stranger: lol You: ahh You: do you have skype You: i hear it Stranger: Yeaup You: we can talk over skype ;o Stranger: srosteezy You: ok You: let me get my phone Stranger: Okay, You: ok im back Stranger: Cool You: loading skype app You: http://tinypic.com/r/wlejqd/5 Stranger: ? You: thats me at a club with my ex You: i have more pics like that if u want to see more You: more sexual though Stranger: sure, send me a link You: ok uploading You: http://tinypic.com/r/oi8y6r/5 You: you like? Stranger: Yep I like being trolled You: huh You: whats trolled Stranger: That's what it says on tinypic when i paste the link Stranger: You have been trolled You: wtf? You: are you serious? You: its my picture Stranger: Yeah it says we're being trolled You: hmm You: i dont understand Stranger: It sucks You: so You: can i call you Stranger: Yup You: it says your offline on skype Stranger: No I;m not You: whats the name again Stranger: Try adding me Stranger: Srosteezy You: whats Srosteezy You: are you trolling me. I tried that and it says your offline Stranger: Ha I don't even know what trolling is Stranger: And srosteezy is my username You: well its like your kidding me because I cant add you when it says your offline You: I dont know Stranger: Does it say I'm online now? You: can you add me? Stranger: What's your name? You: uoYgnillorTekil Stranger: Doesn't show up Stranger: How about number? Stranger: or e-mail You: whose that cute little boy Stranger: My sister You: what You: really Stranger: I mean brother



Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 03:30 AM Post #7
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	gotta do them yourself silly xD You: hello Stranger: A wild Rattata appears You: He uses hyper fang! Stranger: only raticate knows hyper fang You: incorrect Stranger: really? You: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_level_does_rattata_learn_hyperfang You: TIL Rattata CAN use hyper fang You: go forth You: spread the good word Stranger: thankyou master You: catch them all for me champ



Baddy	Dec 11 2011, 03:32 AM Post #8
yeah u r Posts: 5,506 Group: Warrior Champion Member #651 Joined: July 21, 2008	continued from last post Stranger: Do you have any pictures besides on tinypic or photobucket? Stranger: like maybe a facebook link You: yes You: yes Stranger: send us the link You: http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/392249_2762234856559_1278454343_33085708_583066000_n.jpg You: thats fb Stranger: Looks like a diffrent person You: lol? You: want to see the last one i showed you and compare? You: im the one on the right You: fake fb You: tell me thats a different person again You: please You: i cant believe you said that You: its like you dont believe me.. oh well Stranger: I beleive you Stranger: Add me on facebook You: im not adding a stranger to my fb, I want to get to know you Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001309848062 You: over skype Stranger: Well that's not working Stranger: Skype isn't at least Stranger: What's you skype e-mail Stranger: I can search that Stranger: Cause your username wasn't even showing up You: kcufbmuduoygnillorTekil@gmail.com Stranger: It sent you a request on your e-mail i think Stranger: I don't know Edited by Baddy, Dec 11 2011, 03:33 AM.



Baddy	Dec 11 2011, 03:38 AM Post #9
yeah u r Posts: 5,506 Group: Warrior Champion Member #651 Joined: July 21, 2008	Stranger: It sent you a request on your e-mail i think Stranger: I don't know You: ehh i dont see it Stranger: You sure? You: you have a cell i can call you at You: yes im sure Stranger: 2532797161 You: thats not your real # Stranger: I swear it is Stranger: My dad pays my bill You: why are you laughing Stranger: He's from tacome Stranger: Tacoma Stranger: Just call me Stranger: I swear I'll anwser You: call can not be accepted You: .. Stranger: Really? Stranger: What's your number? Stranger: We'll call you You: all circuits are busy now You: uhhh You: thats not your real number Stranger: Yes it is You: well You: its not working You: so Stranger: Well what's your number, we'll call you You: Im leaving work in 10 minutes so if you give me your real number we can keep our conversation You: my real number You: whose the guy behind you You: .. You: no Stranger: ? You: him You: behind u whiteboy You: oh thats a guitar You: can u play it for me Stranger: Maybe after we get your number You: why are you saying You: its not a real person You: am i a robot Stranger: Yeaup You: roger that Stranger: Dueces creepy old man You: sorry im coming to your house You: i have your fb You: i can track you down You: thank you You: i live in norcal too You: nice shirt to wear over cam Stranger: Awesome Stranger: Have fun You: you got trolled btw, google it



Baddy	Dec 11 2011, 03:40 AM Post #10
yeah u r Posts: 5,506 Group: Warrior Champion Member #651 Joined: July 21, 2008	erosion I obviously did that my self. I said I did it over video chat and they were two kids that kept talking on cam and didn't notice I heard them WTF



Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 03:48 AM Post #11
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	ohh gotcha man it's hard to get good convos though. 90% of these dam convos is asl? i'm a guy. disconnect.



Louie	Dec 11 2011, 04:01 AM Post #12
Posts: 7,318 Group: Warrior Member #2,398 Joined: December 5, 2010 CPU louie	thats why you say you're a girl...i think we've all graduated from trolling 101 by now. brb
	arcade Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.


Erosion	Dec 11 2011, 04:43 AM Post #13
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	HPT-4 Dec 11 2011, 04:01 AM thats why you say you're a girl...i think we've all graduated from trolling 101 by now. brb http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n7u16/brb/ later



PistØl	Dec 11 2011, 04:58 AM Post #14
Posts: 1,590 Group: Warrior Member #2,538 Joined: April 24, 2011	man you guys are fags



HPT--1	Dec 11 2011, 05:08 AM Post #15
Haloindex Admin Posts: 5,211 Group: Warrior Member #1,213 Joined: February 3, 2009	you give new meaning to life, sonu <3
	xfire: soulcyon steam: soulcyon xbl: soulcyon


Erosion	Jan 1 2012, 01:07 AM Post #16
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	Question to discuss: If you could have a threesome with Darren Criss, who would the third person be? Stranger: Grant Gustin You: you Stranger: Obviously Stranger: He's sex on a stick Stranger: The real question is You: that sounds painful Stranger: Who would fuck my ass Stranger: And who would fuck my lady bits Stranger: I've put thought into this Stranger: So You: well i have a penis so im claiming some hole Stranger: I want Grant in my ass You: well Stranger: I want to be able to see Darren when he's fucking me Stranger: But I also want to suck Grant off because he's sexy as fuck You: sounds like you have this planned out pretty well Stranger: Also, tall Stranger: I do Stranger: I run through this in my head Stranger: Almost every night Stranger: I'm sorry Stranger: I must sound crazy Stranger: I'm a little bit buzzed Stranger: But it's true Stranger: All of it You: i totally believe you You: same goes for me You: cept the opposite sex Stranger: D'aww ok Stranger: I can tell you more if you want Stranger: These are my plans Stranger: For a Darren-me-Grant threesome You: oh do tel You: tell Stranger: They're both really hot Stranger: Darren I've actually met Stranger: Going to see him this week again Stranger: But Grant I haven't met Stranger: But Grant is so fucking sexy Stranger: I want to him on the neck Stranger: Because I know it'll drive him fucking crazy You: ok so i just looked up who these guys actually are, from glee correct? Stranger: Yes sir You: i can see the appeal Stranger: Grant though Stranger: There's something about him Stranger: I need him Stranger: Like in my mouth Stranger: I think he'd have a longer dick than Darren Stranger: Although Darren is well endowed You: you've seen darren's penis have you? You: sounds like you have a headstart on this question Stranger: I need Grant's dick like I need air Stranger: Darren, is a cutie Stranger: But Grant is fuck hot Stranger: So anyway, back to Grant. I want his entire length in my mouth Stranger: I want his cum to go on a wild adventure down my throat You: this is disturbingly turning me on Stranger: I just need it Stranger: Me too (like it does every other night) Stranger: I blush like a whore in church when I'm around Darren You: and you're probably some guy trolling too. ugh Stranger: No Stranger: How would I know this much about Darren and Grant? Stranger: Come on You: this is true Stranger: Ok back to Grant You: i had no clue who they were until 60 seconds ago Stranger: I literally WANT to shove him down my throat Stranger: Like it would be so hot You: but while your sucking grant off wheres darren in all of this? You: cant leave the poor guy out Stranger: and he'd make these primal noises Stranger: Darren can fucking wait Stranger: I mean Stranger: He'll get his, I'd never leave him hanging You: hes sitting in the corner feeling left out Stranger: Ok fine Stranger: What should Darren be doing during all this? I don't even know Stranger: You're a guy, can I give Grant two blow jobs? One right after another? I would like to. First time I want him to shoot his hot load down my throat. Second time, I just want it all over me. Stranger: God Grant is so hot. I can't deal. Stranger: But poor Darren You: uh Stranger: What is Darren going to do, now you have me concerned. You: grant would have to wait at least 10-15 minutes depending on how sexy you are looking that night You: we have a cool down period You: no rapid fire Stranger: Ok so I should help Darren out a little in between This drunk bitch still replying will post more in a bit Edited by Erosion*, Jan 1 2012, 01:08 AM.



Erosion	Jan 1 2012, 01:17 AM Post #17
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	You: no rapid fire Stranger: Ok so I should help Darren out a little in between Stranger: I'd like to tease Darren a little bit, because he is cute when he's being teased Stranger: Also, his little gasps and noises make me really fucking turned on You: the longer you make him hold out, the farther his stream of cum will be Stranger: So I'd just lick him a little bit. Very playful. But he isn't getting the type of earth shattering blow job Grant is. Stranger: Then I would have to go back to Grant You: well obviously hes not grant gustin afterall Stranger: Who by this time would be ready for round two Stranger: Same as last time, but this time I want him to cum all over me. Stranger: I want to be a little bit of a mess You: so you just tackling these guys one at a time? sounds too easy Stranger: There's something very erotic about having a man's seed all over my face. It sounds so trashy, but it's true. Stranger: Oh, we're just warming up. Stranger: I am confident Grant could keep up. Stranger: But poor little Darren You: darren's penis is feeling very small at this point You: he craves attention Stranger: Awww my poor Darren Stranger: He can do whatever he wants to me Stranger: I don't care what it is You: i think you should blow grant You: while you let darren nail you from behind Stranger: I love the way you think You: it helps i've actually done this Stranger: Good, Darren's thick cock in my ass while Grant's long cock is my mouth. Stranger: This is good Stranger: I like it Stranger: No Stranger: I love it Stranger: Because I love them. I literally want them to treat me like I'm there for their pleasure only. I am, after all. You: at some point when your pussy is nice and wet, i think you should try to take both members in your mouth Stranger: I'd let Darren release in my ass, no problem. Stranger: I'd let Darren release in my ass, no problem. Stranger: Hm You: small mouth? You: only problem i see Stranger: I've never tried putting two dicks in my mouth at the same time. Stranger: Sadly Stranger: But if that is what they wanted, I would do it. Stranger: We would make it work You: good thing darren and grant are here to rectify that mistake Stranger: But what if I like having Darren nail me in the ass so much I don't want him to leave? Stranger: It doesn't take him long Stranger: To cum at least You: oh i was just assuming he was hitting you doggy style while you sucked off grant. you going straight to anal? You: you horny bitch you Stranger: I want Grant to fuck me. Hard. Stranger: In front of Darren Stranger: Just make him watch



ocse	Jan 1 2012, 04:51 AM Post #18
FREE VOODOO Posts: 6,524 Group: Warrior Member #1,197 Joined: January 30, 2009	i bet she was fat
	[19:48] bigbadE: i love shovin dix into nigas buts


Deleted User	Jan 1 2012, 05:19 AM Post #19
Deleted User	nsfw step up to the big leagues
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ToXiC	Jan 1 2012, 05:39 AM Post #20
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 1,290 Group: Warrior Member #1,210 Joined: February 3, 2009	dEE Jan 1 2012, 05:19 AM nsfw step up to the big leagues LOl



Erosion	Jan 1 2012, 05:59 AM Post #21
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	Don't have a webcam at work xD



Franky^^	Jan 1 2012, 10:16 PM Post #22
Posts: 284 Group: Warrior Member #2,337 Joined: October 19, 2010	bahahha



S k e p t i c	Jan 2 2012, 10:00 AM Post #23
Kitten Molester Posts: 1,826 Group: Warrior Member #1,093 Joined: December 17, 2008	dEE Jan 1 2012, 05:19 AM nsfw step up to the big leagues this guy knows how to have fun
	Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea Erosion: 002...


Erosion	Jan 2 2012, 11:00 PM Post #24
Negro Patrol "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 9,567 Group: Warrior Member #940 Joined: September 25, 2008	Not mine but goddam it made me laugh



spike	Jan 2 2012, 11:09 PM Post #25
^_______________________^ Posts: 3,804 Group: Warrior Champion Member #125 Joined: March 29, 2008	Uncle Ruckus Jan 2 2012, 11:00 PM Not mine but goddam it made me laugh lold
	aa: lol aa: well i wud go for A's too but when i study it doesn't help me aa: cuz the only stuff that re stuck in my head about something aa: will be the only thing stuck Spike: what Baddy: want's isn't a word? Baddy: because I'm pretty sure it is Baddy: ? Baddy: want plural


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