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Topic Started: Dec 11 2011, 02:55 AM (360 Views)
Erosion
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k was trying to be a good guy greg. wtf.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: hows it going

Stranger: going sad, but it's ok... what about u

Stranger: ?

You: slow night at work

You: why are things sad

Stranger: well, me and my bf break up

Stranger: actually he is ex bf

Stranger: and it's hurt me

You: well thats unfortunate

You: why did you break up

Stranger: he told that i'm complicated, maybe he is ruigh

Stranger: right*

You: he probably is

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: r u man right?

You: that is correct

Stranger: i knew it

You: how old are you?

Stranger: i'm really feel bad for fucked my relationship

Stranger: that's things always happy with me

Stranger: i'm 25

Stranger: happend**

You: i thought you said he just said you were complicated, now you are saying you fucked it up? which is it

Stranger: how can i explain

You: you start by typing generally

Stranger: we were together for almost 3 mounths, he's so much intense and i... i was lil cold

You: is english not your first language?

Stranger: noups

You: ok well that makes sense now, what country do you live in?

Stranger: my english is terrible and it's almost 5am here

You: wtf you live in bermuda or something

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i'm live in brazil :)

You: weird time zones

You: so he said you were a little cold huh? why were you cold? couldn't open up?

Stranger: yeah, he is like someone that need atention, he needs someone that said "Love u" all time, in everywhere

Stranger: I'm not this person, so he said that I was cold with him

Stranger: I think that I don't need to say to u "love u" all time, I can show u, and u can see this and feel this

Stranger: but, isn't enough to him

Stranger: he wanted a time, but I don't believe in time... I mean... If u ask me a time, it's just because someone it's wrong with us

You: i must say I agree with you, sounds like he was acting like a woman

You: no offense

Stranger: everybody said same thing for me

Stranger: don't worry, u're not the first

Stranger: and sure, u won't the last

You: you are probably better off. if he needed that much attention he should have bought a dog

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: I can buy a dog to him, what u think?

Stranger: and have other thing

You: other thing?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: sounds weird I know

Stranger: he wanted go to second base, if u mean

You: so what he wanted you to give him a blowjob?

Stranger: not this

Stranger: not only this, I mean

Stranger: he wanted sex, and I thinkin' that was so early to do it

Stranger: I told me: "I don't understand, but I'll respect it"

You: are you still a virgin?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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yeah u r
omg that conversation was getting goood



I lol'd
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lmfao.

You: hello

Stranger: Hi Slut

You: i havent been called that in at least 10 minutes

You: howd you know my nickname?

Stranger: You want to meet up???

You: sure!

Stranger: Were are you, (state)

You: where are you?

Stranger: california

You: virginia

You: though i was born out in cali

You: what part of cali

You: southern/northern

Stranger: Ill be right there with there lube and white van... southern

You: lube and white van? does it come with free candy?

You: and maybe a teddy bear?

Stranger: YOU KNOW IT

You: good

You: last asshole that got me into a white van

You: advertised candy

You: but all he had was licorice

You: that jerk

You: LICORICE ISNT CANDY

Stranger: i GOT HARD CANDY

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: how's your night

Stranger: im 16 m australia babysitting 9 f sister and we are nudists :)

You: that is one of the strangest

You: what.

Stranger: well i have to look after her today

You: thats

You: why

Stranger: we have done body painting

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Sup.
Last one was LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
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Baddy
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yeah u r
lol I thought this one was funny. They were two guys and talking over video chat to each other and it was hilarious.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey ur cute

Stranger: Thnaks

You: how old r u

Stranger: 17

Stranger: How old are you?

You: are you lieing to me cutie ? ;p

You: 18

Stranger: I'm not lieing

You: you seem a bit younger than 17 ;o

Stranger: I wish I could see you

You: my cam doesnt work?

Stranger: That sucks

You: FAKEFB
You: pic from my fb

You: you live in nor cal?

Stranger: Yeaup

You: oh wow

You: I live in SF

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Awesome

You: yeah

You: so whose the guy next to you? cant see him

Stranger: I looked at your picture

Stranger: You don't seem 18

You: i dont?

Stranger: My buddy

You: how old do i seem?

Stranger: Nah, you look a lot older

You: yeah people tell me that

You: how come your buddy isnt on cam

Stranger: I don't know

Stranger: Wanna talk to him?

You: whoevers cuter ;]

You: oh i pick this one

Stranger: ohh really??

You: yeah just because you have a hat on

You: only reason

Stranger: ohh okay i guess??

You: i wish my cam worked

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1531279148

You: do you guys have fb?

Stranger: Add me

You: uhh

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001309848062

Stranger: and me

You: whats your display picture

Stranger: Deer

Stranger: lol

You: ahh

You: do you have skype

You: i hear it

Stranger: Yeaup

You: we can talk over skype ;o

Stranger: srosteezy

You: ok

You: let me get my phone

Stranger: Okay,

You: ok im back

Stranger: Cool

You: loading skype app

You: http://tinypic.com/r/wlejqd/5

Stranger: ?

You: thats me at a club with my ex

You: i have more pics like that if u want to see more

You: more sexual though

Stranger: sure, send me a link

You: ok uploading

You: http://tinypic.com/r/oi8y6r/5

You: you like?

Stranger: Yep I like being trolled

You: huh

You: whats trolled

Stranger: That's what it says on tinypic when i paste the link

Stranger: You have been trolled

You: wtf?

You: are you serious?

You: its my picture

Stranger: Yeah it says we're being trolled

You: hmm

You: i dont understand

Stranger: It sucks

You: so

You: can i call you

Stranger: Yup

You: it says your offline on skype

Stranger: No I;m not

You: whats the name again

Stranger: Try adding me

Stranger: Srosteezy

You: whats Srosteezy

You: are you trolling me. I tried that and it says your offline

Stranger: Ha I don't even know what trolling is

Stranger: And srosteezy is my username

You: well its like your kidding me because I cant add you when it says your offline

You: I dont know

Stranger: Does it say I'm online now?

You: can you add me?

Stranger: What's your name?

You: uoYgnillorTekil

Stranger: Doesn't show up

Stranger: How about number?

Stranger: or e-mail

You: whose that cute little boy

Stranger: My sister

You: what

You: really

Stranger: I mean brother
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Erosion
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gotta do them yourself silly xD

You: hello

Stranger: A wild Rattata appears

You: He uses hyper fang!

Stranger: only raticate knows hyper fang

You: incorrect

Stranger: really?

You: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_level_does_rattata_learn_hyperfang

You: TIL Rattata CAN use hyper fang

You: go forth

You: spread the good word

Stranger: thankyou master

You: catch them all for me champ

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yeah u r
continued from last post

Stranger: Do you have any pictures besides on tinypic or photobucket?

Stranger: like maybe a facebook link

You: yes

You: yes

Stranger: send us the link

You: http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/392249_2762234856559_1278454343_33085708_583066000_n.jpg

You: thats fb

Stranger: Looks like a diffrent person

You: lol?

You: want to see the last one i showed you and compare?

You: im the one on the right

You: fake fb

You: tell me thats a different person again

You: please

You: i cant believe you said that

You: its like you dont believe me.. oh well

Stranger: I beleive you

Stranger: Add me on facebook

You: im not adding a stranger to my fb, I want to get to know you

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001309848062

You: over skype

Stranger: Well that's not working

Stranger: Skype isn't at least

Stranger: What's you skype e-mail

Stranger: I can search that

Stranger: Cause your username wasn't even showing up

You: kcufbmuduoygnillorTekil@gmail.com

Stranger: It sent you a request on your e-mail i think

Stranger: I don't know
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yeah u r
Stranger: It sent you a request on your e-mail i think

Stranger: I don't know

You: ehh i dont see it

Stranger: You sure?

You: you have a cell i can call you at

You: yes im sure

Stranger: 2532797161

You: thats not your real #

Stranger: I swear it is

Stranger: My dad pays my bill

You: why are you laughing

Stranger: He's from tacome

Stranger: Tacoma

Stranger: Just call me

Stranger: I swear I'll anwser

You: call can not be accepted

You: ..

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: What's your number?

Stranger: We'll call you

You: all circuits are busy now

You: uhhh

You: thats not your real number

Stranger: Yes it is

You: well

You: its not working

You: so

Stranger: Well what's your number, we'll call you

You: Im leaving work in 10 minutes so if you give me your real number we can keep our conversation

You: my real number

You: whose the guy behind you

You: ..

You: no

Stranger: ?

You: him

You: behind u whiteboy

You: oh thats a guitar

You: can u play it for me

Stranger: Maybe after we get your number

You: why are you saying

You: its not a real person

You: am i a robot

Stranger: Yeaup

You: roger that

Stranger: Dueces creepy old man

You: sorry im coming to your house

You: i have your fb

You: i can track you down

You: thank you

You: i live in norcal too

You: nice shirt to wear over cam

Stranger: Awesome

Stranger: Have fun

You: you got trolled btw, google it
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yeah u r
erosion I obviously did that my self.

I said I did it over video chat and they were two kids that kept talking on cam and didn't notice I heard them WTF
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ohh gotcha

man it's hard to get good convos though. 90% of these dam convos is

asl?

i'm a guy.

disconnect.
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thats why you say you're a girl...i think we've all graduated from trolling 101 by now. brb

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Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Dec 11 2011, 04:01 AM
thats why you say you're a girl...i think we've all graduated from trolling 101 by now. brb

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man you guys are fags
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you give new meaning to life, sonu <3
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Question to discuss:
If you could have a threesome with Darren Criss, who would the third person be?

Stranger: Grant Gustin

You: you

Stranger: Obviously

Stranger: He's sex on a stick

Stranger: The real question is

You: that sounds painful

Stranger: Who would fuck my ass

Stranger: And who would fuck my lady bits

Stranger: I've put thought into this

Stranger: So

You: well i have a penis so im claiming some hole

Stranger: I want Grant in my ass

You: well

Stranger: I want to be able to see Darren when he's fucking me

Stranger: But I also want to suck Grant off because he's sexy as fuck

You: sounds like you have this planned out pretty well

Stranger: Also, tall

Stranger: I do

Stranger: I run through this in my head

Stranger: Almost every night

Stranger: I'm sorry

Stranger: I must sound crazy

Stranger: I'm a little bit buzzed

Stranger: But it's true

Stranger: All of it

You: i totally believe you

You: same goes for me

You: cept the opposite sex

Stranger: D'aww ok

Stranger: I can tell you more if you want

Stranger: These are my plans

Stranger: For a Darren-me-Grant threesome

You: oh do tel

You: *tell

Stranger: They're both really hot

Stranger: Darren I've actually met

Stranger: Going to see him this week again

Stranger: But Grant I haven't met

Stranger: But Grant is so fucking sexy

Stranger: I want to kiss him on the neck

Stranger: Because I know it'll drive him fucking crazy

You: ok so i just looked up who these guys actually are, from glee correct?

Stranger: Yes sir

You: i can see the appeal

Stranger: Grant though

Stranger: There's something about him

Stranger: I need him

Stranger: Like in my mouth

Stranger: I think he'd have a longer dick than Darren

Stranger: Although Darren is well endowed

You: you've seen darren's penis have you?

You: sounds like you have a headstart on this question

Stranger: I need Grant's dick like I need air

Stranger: Darren, is a cutie

Stranger: But Grant is fuck hot

Stranger: So anyway, back to Grant. I want his entire length in my mouth

Stranger: I want his cum to go on a wild adventure down my throat

You: this is disturbingly turning me on

Stranger: I just need it

Stranger: Me too (like it does every other night)

Stranger: I blush like a whore in church when I'm around Darren

You: and you're probably some guy trolling too. ugh

Stranger: No

Stranger: How would I know this much about Darren and Grant?

Stranger: Come on

You: this is true

Stranger: Ok back to Grant

You: i had no clue who they were until 60 seconds ago

Stranger: I literally WANT to shove him down my throat

Stranger: Like it would be so hot

You: but while your sucking grant off wheres darren in all of this?

You: cant leave the poor guy out

Stranger: and he'd make these primal noises

Stranger: Darren can fucking wait

Stranger: I mean

Stranger: He'll get his, I'd never leave him hanging

You: hes sitting in the corner feeling left out

Stranger: Ok fine

Stranger: What should Darren be doing during all this? I don't even know

Stranger: You're a guy, can I give Grant two blow jobs? One right after another? I would like to. First time I want him to shoot his hot load down my throat. Second time, I just want it all over me.

Stranger: God Grant is so hot. I can't deal.

Stranger: But poor Darren

You: uh

Stranger: What is Darren going to do, now you have me concerned.

You: grant would have to wait at least 10-15 minutes depending on how sexy you are looking that night

You: we have a cool down period

You: no rapid fire

Stranger: Ok so I should help Darren out a little in between





This drunk bitch still replying will post more in a bit
Edited by Erosion, Jan 1 2012, 01:08 AM.
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You: no rapid fire

Stranger: Ok so I should help Darren out a little in between

Stranger: I'd like to tease Darren a little bit, because he is cute when he's being teased

Stranger: Also, his little gasps and noises make me really fucking turned on

You: the longer you make him hold out, the farther his stream of cum will be

Stranger: So I'd just lick him a little bit. Very playful. But he isn't getting the type of earth shattering blow job Grant is.

Stranger: Then I would have to go back to Grant

You: well obviously hes not grant gustin afterall

Stranger: Who by this time would be ready for round two

Stranger: Same as last time, but this time I want him to cum all over me.

Stranger: I want to be a little bit of a mess

You: so you just tackling these guys one at a time? sounds too easy

Stranger: There's something very erotic about having a man's seed all over my face. It sounds so trashy, but it's true.

Stranger: Oh, we're just warming up.

Stranger: I am confident Grant could keep up.

Stranger: But poor little Darren

You: darren's penis is feeling very small at this point

You: he craves attention

Stranger: Awww my poor Darren

Stranger: He can do whatever he wants to me

Stranger: I don't care what it is

You: i think you should blow grant

You: while you let darren nail you from behind

Stranger: I love the way you think

You: it helps i've actually done this

Stranger: Good, Darren's thick cock in my ass while Grant's long cock is my mouth.

Stranger: This is good

Stranger: I like it

Stranger: No

Stranger: I love it

Stranger: Because I love them. I literally want them to treat me like I'm there for their pleasure only. I am, after all.

You: at some point when your pussy is nice and wet, i think you should try to take both members in your mouth

Stranger: I'd let Darren release in my ass, no problem.

Stranger: I'd let Darren release in my ass, no problem.

Stranger: Hm

You: small mouth?

You: only problem i see

Stranger: I've never tried putting two dicks in my mouth at the same time.

Stranger: Sadly

Stranger: But if that is what they wanted, I would do it.

Stranger: We would make it work

You: good thing darren and grant are here to rectify that mistake

Stranger: But what if I like having Darren nail me in the ass so much I don't want him to leave?

Stranger: It doesn't take him long

Stranger: To cum at least

You: oh i was just assuming he was hitting you doggy style while you sucked off grant. you going straight to anal?

You: you horny bitch you

Stranger: I want Grant to fuck me. Hard.

Stranger: In front of Darren

Stranger: Just make him watch

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Don't have a webcam at work xD
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Jan 1 2012, 05:19 AM
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this guy knows how to have fun
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
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Not mine but goddam it made me laugh

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Not mine but goddam it made me laugh

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aa: well i wud go for A's too but when i study it doesn't help me
aa: cuz the only stuff that re stuck in my head about something
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Baddy: want's isn't a word?
Baddy: because I'm pretty sure it is
Baddy: ?
Baddy: want plural
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